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i need to calm down. everything's fine; im an adult
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curating a specific brand of horny

check it out I'm bi
Yes that is correct
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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awesome discord prompt. yeah man thanks thats really. Useful. this specifically
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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The allure of a man who shows his true colors, and they're all really simple colors
August 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Tbf, I don't think they are trying to normalise anything. What's happening is that a bunch of pirates have seized the US and are stripping away laws to create chaos so as to distract everyone from their crimes. Any sense of normality is bassically what they are trying to destroy.
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.

I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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It’s been 9 days since @assignedmedia.org asked @thefireorg.bsky.social whether it would defend a trans OU instructor targeted by Turning Point USA in a highly orchestrated media attack. She was suspended for doing her job. In its silence FIRE turns its back on a founding principle: academic freedom
The nyt, which has promoted anti-trans disinformation and discrimination, has also attacked the ACLU for its defense of trans people.

It's fallen in love w FIRE, publishing a laudatory feature, given its CEO two op-ed platforms and last week, featuring him on its podcast The Daily.
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Take your kids to the science museum where they can learn about plasma balls and touch screens with JavaScript errors on them.
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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"canceling" is just social consequences for things people have done that we have decided should be subject to moral opprobrium like this isn't how society functions
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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i want more people to know about this man. because i hate this man. don't watch american ultra or bright or chronicle or dirk gently or mister frankenstein
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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We salute you, Charles Clyde Ebbets
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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It’s only not a team effort because there are clearly a lot of traitors to the republic on the “team”.
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Victim blaming helps the privileged keep their power.

Got raped? You were asking for it.

Disabled? You didn’t take care of yourself.

Getting deported? Should have followed the process.

Don’t make enough money? Should have made better choices.

Stop blaming the oppressed.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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This is the vice chair of the Democrat caucus straight up saying that even if Dems win the midterms, they might not impeach Trump.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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There is something deeply wrong with these people.
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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you couldn't fucking pay me to redeem this shit.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Some experts expressed disagreement about whether the President can fly by flapping his arms very fast
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Philadelphia Snack Bars Marble Brownie (2002-circa 2005): Individually wrapped fudge brownies, which were topped with a layer of cheesecake with a marbled chocolate swirl.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP. FINALLY A GOOD ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY. BEST NEWS EVER. YOU CAN GO TO BED NOW THEY'RE NOT TOPPING THIS
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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My first ft job was making t-shirt designs for Disney. Their brand guidelines were crazy strict. For ex multiple princesses couldn’t interact/look at each other or have their feet visible.
I guess you can just slopify as much spiderman elsa feet stuff as you want now. Brand integrity? Who cares lol
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Almost like training your AI on reddit and 4chan, and then promoting it as a study/teaching aid for kids, was a bad idea.

Pretty sure we are only at the beginning of an absolute clusterfuck in education
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM