Dan
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Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass
April 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass
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The most remarkable thing about Clotworthy Skeffington is that he went ahead and named is first son Clotworthy Skeffington.
March 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The most remarkable thing about Clotworthy Skeffington is that he went ahead and named is first son Clotworthy Skeffington.
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
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Today’s update from me, the rogue White House staffer: there seems to be a new president? Not sure what his name is yet (nervous to ask) but I think I heard someone call him Dan
January 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Today’s update from me, the rogue White House staffer: there seems to be a new president? Not sure what his name is yet (nervous to ask) but I think I heard someone call him Dan
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now