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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume

@dariusw.bsky.social

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 2d

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Darius Whiteplume (@[email protected])

14 Posts, 23 Following, 11 Followers · Siri, add Pizza Rolls to the shopping list. Siri? Why isn’t this working?

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 2d

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Darius Whiteplume (@[email protected])

14 Posts, 23 Following, 11 Followers · Siri, add Pizza Rolls to the shopping list. Siri? Why isn’t this working?

beige.party

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 2d

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Darius Whiteplume (@[email protected])

14 Posts, 23 Following, 11 Followers · Siri, add Pizza Rolls to the shopping list. Siri? Why isn’t this working?

beige.party

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

An undead skeleton says “I gotta ask - have you ever done it with a skeleton? I mean, sure, but a meatless one?”

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 6d

Y'all please quit changing all your shit... I'm confused enough as it is

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

🎵 I now you’re tryin’ hard again
🎵 It like a button on my cardigan

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Fuck Yeah! Meiko Kaji 梶芽衣子 @meikokaji.net · 6d

Meiko Kaji (梶芽衣子)

Scanned from Weekly Sankei (週刊サンケイ), March 18, 1976. 📽️ #filmsky 🎥 #japanesefilm

Mid-shot of Meiko in a kimono with her hair done up very big

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sophia @reginasbread.bsky.social · 6d

pizza, beer, and the chopin piano competition. do I know enough shit about pianism to comment on it? no.
do I care? no.

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

Are we making a deal with the Mods?

Boba Fett, Daimyo of Tatooine, and the various local bosses

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Dr. Uncle Feared 🦊 🌈 @unclebeard1978.bsky.social · 6d

BILLIE 🙌🏼 #TOTP

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

Best performance by sunglasses in a motion picture?

Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

You can replace “breakin’ the law” with “flickin’ the bean” and the song barely changes tone.

a group of men are singing and playing guitars with the words breaking the law breaking the law

Alt: Judas Priest breaking the law video

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6d

I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 9d

I have yet to see the giggle monster and frankly I'm disappointed.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 6d

Today is international phone it in Friday - do your least

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 6d

french toast

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

Just a reminder that most paywalls are just lazy ass JavaScript that can easily be circumvented my the most simple of browsers: lynx

Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · Mar 10

Fun thing about paywalled content is that it often relies on simple JavaScript to keep you out. The Lynx browser does not do JavaScript, and as it is text only is far less noisy than a graphical browser. For example:

Lynx browser past the paywall. In the same article

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 7d

are you a good bitch or a bad bitch

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

PowerShell/pwsh, y’all.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 6d

Maybe aliens are avoiding us cuz we're the mall kiosk perfume peddlers of the universe.

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

I hear the site name is changing to BlueWaffle is that true?!?

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

I am considering a return to Mastodon. They had a lot of nice features like followers only posting and you could limit reposts on a per user basis. Many servers are still requiring account requests, so it takes time to get launched. I’m trying beige.party as I used to have moots there.

Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

If you are from the Bayou and misrepresent your skill at word games you might be a Jumble Liar.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 6d

Hello? Police? Yes, I would like to report a Slack notification that won't go away

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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 6d

We watched Agatha before we watched (or before we paid attention to) Multiverse of Madness and the beginning hits differently with that context.

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