Thee SADdest Bitch
@darknluvly.bsky.social
Trying to grow without hating the process. Worth my weight in gold. #DMVtoATL
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These first few posts are an all about me. We’ll start with the obligatory face card pics. #AddToBlackSky
My husband is mounting a tv from the ceiling for me for Xmas simply because I said it in passing six months ago. Had to get in the attic and make a new outlet and everything. I really married Bob the Builder. I’m aroused.
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My husband is mounting a tv from the ceiling for me for Xmas simply because I said it in passing six months ago. Had to get in the attic and make a new outlet and everything. I really married Bob the Builder. I’m aroused.
My biggest social media pet peeve is when people make food and then attempt to show it off on paper plates. Talking bout, “I threw down!” on a $0.00002 plate. Only a few people ate. You can wash them plates with the other pots and pans. Or get a real plate for at least the pic.
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My biggest social media pet peeve is when people make food and then attempt to show it off on paper plates. Talking bout, “I threw down!” on a $0.00002 plate. Only a few people ate. You can wash them plates with the other pots and pans. Or get a real plate for at least the pic.
One more week of work this year. Thank you, Lord.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One more week of work this year. Thank you, Lord.
My breasts have grown two sizes. My husband is in heaven.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My breasts have grown two sizes. My husband is in heaven.
My hair washing movie just dropped.
‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY’ is now streaming on Netflix.
Read our review: bit.ly/KnivesDF
Read our review: bit.ly/KnivesDF
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My hair washing movie just dropped.
And had a ball too. And what about it?
Some people were in the club when Young Jeezy came out. Wow
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
And had a ball too. And what about it?
Waiting to watch the Combs documentary until I get back home for Christmas and we can all watch it together. It is a family series, right?
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Waiting to watch the Combs documentary until I get back home for Christmas and we can all watch it together. It is a family series, right?
I hate when a person says who we all should hate without directly sharing why. I need facts and examples or shut up.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I hate when a person says who we all should hate without directly sharing why. I need facts and examples or shut up.
Why don’t people talk about how shitty and crime-ridden Miami is? Run by the GOP and it literally has a rated M for mature game based on it. I had no idea…
Eileen Higgins is elected as Miami's first Democratic mayor in over 30 years.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Why don’t people talk about how shitty and crime-ridden Miami is? Run by the GOP and it literally has a rated M for mature game based on it. I had no idea…
I would be an interior painter. It’s relaxing to me if I’m able to work alone.
Double aside: which trade would you align with if you didn't have a cushy tech job is a great question!
Electrician/networking is too obvious so I disallow that.
I'd either do drywall or framing.
Roofing is out. Not because of fall risk, but because it is so hot up there! Did once. Never again.🙅🏿♂️
Electrician/networking is too obvious so I disallow that.
I'd either do drywall or framing.
Roofing is out. Not because of fall risk, but because it is so hot up there! Did once. Never again.🙅🏿♂️
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I would be an interior painter. It’s relaxing to me if I’m able to work alone.
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is kaep still black balled? 🤣
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
is kaep still black balled? 🤣
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The inclusion of the Old Bay does suggest a level of compassion that commends the giver, certainly.
Given his compassionate nature and familiarity with the criminal justice system, i'm gonna assume @audacityofdespair.bsky.social was behind this
www.cbsnews.com/news/drone-d...
www.cbsnews.com/news/drone-d...
Drone drops crab legs, steak and weed into South Carolina prison: "Folks were planning an early holiday Old Bay crab boil"
A photo from the prison showed a raw steak, crab legs and Old Bay with side plastic baggies of marijuana and a couple of cartons of cigarettes.
www.cbsnews.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The inclusion of the Old Bay does suggest a level of compassion that commends the giver, certainly.
I’m ready for Beyoncé to bring y’all a new aesthetic. Never caught the cowboy bug.
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m ready for Beyoncé to bring y’all a new aesthetic. Never caught the cowboy bug.
Marcus just wanted a few extra weeks of rest so he could impregnate his wife again.
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Marcus just wanted a few extra weeks of rest so he could impregnate his wife again.
I knew some stupid shit like this was about to start happening. Put all the third strings in and let everyone else rehab the rest of the season.
UPDATE:
Zach Ertz carted to the locker room
Zach Ertz carted to the locker room
INJURY UPDATE:
Zach Ertz to the blue medical tent
Zach Ertz to the blue medical tent
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I knew some stupid shit like this was about to start happening. Put all the third strings in and let everyone else rehab the rest of the season.
If I start a show and the network cancels it after the first or second season and I find out, I will stop watching immediately. Not about to make me mad.
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If I start a show and the network cancels it after the first or second season and I find out, I will stop watching immediately. Not about to make me mad.
Started it. Liked it. Took a break from it and completely forgot about it.
Just going to reiterate my semi-regular plug for Counterpart. I have never met anyone who watched it and didn’t love it.
I always recommend Counterpart when anyone asks this because nobody’s seen it and it’s actually an incredible show!
www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/counterpart
www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/counterpart
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Started it. Liked it. Took a break from it and completely forgot about it.
They let Alabama in for the plot and viewership because why would you make them play a team they already lost to in the first round? They just want them to be nationally embarrassed.
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They let Alabama in for the plot and viewership because why would you make them play a team they already lost to in the first round? They just want them to be nationally embarrassed.
This is a nice way of thinking about life. However, when white people are actively trying to kill every other race, we have to work for the purpose of dismantling the weapons formed against us.
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is a nice way of thinking about life. However, when white people are actively trying to kill every other race, we have to work for the purpose of dismantling the weapons formed against us.
Convinced that the Wizards are a money laundering operation.
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Convinced that the Wizards are a money laundering operation.
One thing about it…when I hear Walter Hawkins’s Thank You, I’m going to bust out crying.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
One thing about it…when I hear Walter Hawkins’s Thank You, I’m going to bust out crying.
Forever filters and colored contacts always let me know exactly how Black people feel about their natural features.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Forever filters and colored contacts always let me know exactly how Black people feel about their natural features.
Now why are UFC 324 and 325 a week apart? They’re just doing whatever now that they’re leaving ESPN.
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Now why are UFC 324 and 325 a week apart? They’re just doing whatever now that they’re leaving ESPN.
Trying to watch Fantastic Four (2025) and realizing that post-Infinity War, I just don’t give a single fuck about Marvel. I simply cannot pay attention.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Trying to watch Fantastic Four (2025) and realizing that post-Infinity War, I just don’t give a single fuck about Marvel. I simply cannot pay attention.
Pantone’s color of the year for 2026 being a shade of white is so fitting for all the erasure that took place in 2025. Poetic.
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Pantone’s color of the year for 2026 being a shade of white is so fitting for all the erasure that took place in 2025. Poetic.