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Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC)
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Writer of writings, drawer of drawings, editor of sounds. Here’s $20 go buy yourself a Star War. (old/queer/AuDHD/they/🔞NSFW/living in Japan for 20+ years) 🖤🧡🫐🌈🍖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 NOT ON TWITTER
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🎨-art & commission info
🎮-video games
🎲-dice & TTRPG
🎭-cosplay & guides
📕-Star Wars books and lore
🍔-food & other wishlist stuff
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Lamps
Sabine Weiss, c. 1950s
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Our Black Friday Sale is LIVE!

-35% off custom order toys in Radiant Opal

- 20% off custom toys in Brimstone Black, Galactic Blue and Lycan Purple.

5 free collectible tiny toys as well as a limited edition sticker with every order!

Shop now!: lycantasy.com/pages/black-...
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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The real reason Kylo suggests that perhaps Leader Snoke should consider using a clone army
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Poor Ben is having a rough time at Jedi school
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Millie has begun to plot Kylo’s demise
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Hux, sighing: No, the expression is "get into the Christmas spirit", not "get the Christmas spirit into you"
Hux the 911 Operator receiving a call from Ben…
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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COOL WORLD (1992, Ralph Bakshi)
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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K-pop demon hunters just got costumes on their website! Good thing they missed the Halloween rush!
www.netflix.shop/products/kpo...
KPop Demon Hunters Cosplay Hoodie Derpy Tiger
Embrace the spirit of Derpy with this cozy Cosplay Hoodie. Designed to look like the lovable spirit animal, this hoodie is perfect for conventions, Halloween, or just staying warm while showing off yo...
www.netflix.shop
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Proud dice hoarder
Colored sketch for Nirvash
#furryart
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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me when i'm invited to thanksgiving dinner:
November 23, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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Made a little bread chef. 🍞 🧶

He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hux the 911 Operator receiving a call from Ben…
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Logokron

New artwork for Dungeons & Dragons.

AD Josh Herman
Copyright Wizards of the Coast, 2025.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Had to take a stealth photo, but this has got to be a record for the earliest Easter Eggs have gone into stores, surely.

(I guess Cadbury's are arguing they are an all-year product now).
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
MY COSMOS IS MINE IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER PLAYED LIVE.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Hubble image of Arp 240, also known as NGC 5257 and NGC 5258.

NGC 5257 (left) and NGC 5258 (right), two spiral galaxies of similar mass and size, are in the early stages of a merger.

Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI
Source
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This old man still out here TURNING IT OUT.

Also, Dave Gahan’s ass out here doing a whole ass yoga routine while singing FLAWLESSLY. Fucking kill me I’m done.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Here is The Cure’s solitary recorded live performance of mediocre teutonic novelty funk number Do The Hansa in NY 14ys ago today
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Day 7 of asking for a Scourge date night #swtor #scourgedatenight
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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need this so badly (being knocked unconscious)
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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I appreciate that the monster high Lost Boys doll was like “need to nod to sexy sweaty saxophone man” in the shoes
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM