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Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC)
@darthastris.bsky.social
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Writer of writings, drawer of drawings, editor of sounds. Here’s $20 go buy yourself a Star War. (old/queer/AuDHD/they/🔞NSFW/living in Japan for 20+ years) 🖤🧡🫐🌈🍖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 NOT ON TWITTER
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Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC) @darthastris.bsky.social · Jul 16
A thread of threads.

🧵-other socials
🎨-art & commission info
🎮-video games
🎲-dice & TTRPG
🎭-cosplay & guides
📕-Star Wars books and lore
🍔-food & other wishlist stuff
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sardonicus.eu
Lamps
Sabine Weiss, c. 1950s
a black cat, its eyes glowing walking down what looks to be an alley or perhaps part of a warehouse
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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lycantasy.bsky.social
Our Black Friday Sale is LIVE!

-35% off custom order toys in Radiant Opal

- 20% off custom toys in Brimstone Black, Galactic Blue and Lycan Purple.

5 free collectible tiny toys as well as a limited edition sticker with every order!

Shop now!: lycantasy.com/pages/black-...
Art of a Mysteriously scalie friend with heterochromia using their tongue to investigate a toy in Lycantasy's Black Friday 2025 radiant opal coloration A Kramous toy in Radiant Opal with the sale details listed next to it. 35 percent off custom toys in radiant opal 20% off toys in basically colors, brimstone black, Galactic blue, lycan purple Free stuff, 5 tiny toys and a limited edition sticker with sale art with every purchase Runs until Monday night at midnight Radiant opal is a white pearl color that reflects blue, purple. And green pearl
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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lydiabslade.bsky.social
The real reason Kylo suggests that perhaps Leader Snoke should consider using a clone army
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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lydiabslade.bsky.social
Poor Ben is having a rough time at Jedi school
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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lydiabslade.bsky.social
Millie has begun to plot Kylo’s demise
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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notlikely.bsky.social
Hux, sighing: No, the expression is "get into the Christmas spirit", not "get the Christmas spirit into you"
darthastris.bsky.social Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC) @darthastris.bsky.social · 23h
Hux the 911 Operator receiving a call from Ben…
“Christmas tree decorations.” Butt plugs. They’re buttplugs. They’re 100000% ending up in someone’s ass. Hey. At least they have flared bases. 😅 Text at the bottom reads, “911, what’s your emergency?”
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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ultrakillblast.bsky.social
COOL WORLD (1992, Ralph Bakshi)
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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cameowood.com
K-pop demon hunters just got costumes on their website! Good thing they missed the Halloween rush!
www.netflix.shop/products/kpo...
KPop Demon Hunters Cosplay Hoodie Derpy Tiger
Embrace the spirit of Derpy with this cozy Cosplay Hoodie. Designed to look like the lovable spirit animal, this hoodie is perfect for conventions, Halloween, or just staying warm while showing off yo...
www.netflix.shop
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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fishcrow.bsky.social
Proud dice hoarder
Colored sketch for Nirvash
#furryart
a small white grey grifin is sitting on a pile of tabletop game dice looking proud.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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im-all-id.me
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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deadontheoutside.bsky.social
me when i'm invited to thanksgiving dinner:
the scene from jaws where brody says you're gonna need a bigger boat but it's memeified to say gravy boat cuz more gravy equals more better
November 23, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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theangrynoodle.com
Made a little bread chef. 🍞 🧶

He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
A happy little slice of bread with a chef’s hat holding a sausage with some lettuce against a dark gray background.
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
darthastris.bsky.social
Hux the 911 Operator receiving a call from Ben…
“Christmas tree decorations.” Butt plugs. They’re buttplugs. They’re 100000% ending up in someone’s ass. Hey. At least they have flared bases. 😅 Text at the bottom reads, “911, what’s your emergency?”
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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tedrick-art.bsky.social
Logokron

New artwork for Dungeons & Dragons.

AD Josh Herman
Copyright Wizards of the Coast, 2025.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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starwarsphotoshop.bsky.social
🥊
#StarWars
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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adamchristopher.me
Had to take a stealth photo, but this has got to be a record for the earliest Easter Eggs have gone into stores, surely.

(I guess Cadbury's are arguing they are an all-year product now).
Stealth potato-quality photo of Cadbury Creme Eggs for sale in my local convenience store.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
darthastris.bsky.social
MY COSMOS IS MINE IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER PLAYED LIVE.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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arpbot.bsky.social
Hubble image of Arp 240, also known as NGC 5257 and NGC 5258.

NGC 5257 (left) and NGC 5258 (right), two spiral galaxies of similar mass and size, are in the early stages of a merger.

Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI
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An interacting pair of spiral galaxies. Both are slightly skewed, so that their disks appear to be ovals rather than circles. The galaxy on the left has its long axis oriented horizontally and the right galaxy has its long axis oriented vertically. Both galaxies have bright, cream-colored centers that transition into two wide, S-shaped spiral arms. The spiral arms are dotted with blue star clusters and crossed by brown dust lanes. The galaxy on the left appears to have a squatter S-shape and thinner dust lanes in its arms, the galaxy on the right has a longer S-shape and thicker dust lanes in its arms. A faint bridge of stars and gas connects the top arm of the left galaxy to the bottom arm of the right galaxy. The black background of space is dotted with a few foreground stars and tiny background galaxies.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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itsdanthomas.bsky.social
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
darthastris.bsky.social
This old man still out here TURNING IT OUT.

Also, Dave Gahan’s ass out here doing a whole ass yoga routine while singing FLAWLESSLY. Fucking kill me I’m done.
Martin Gore is not fucking around.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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deathofbuckley.bsky.social
Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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curegigstats.bsky.social
Here is The Cure’s solitary recorded live performance of mediocre teutonic novelty funk number Do The Hansa in NY 14ys ago today
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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annuyuusakuwu.bsky.social
Day 7 of asking for a Scourge date night #swtor #scourgedatenight
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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vanconver.bsky.social
need this so badly (being knocked unconscious)
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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bettiebloodshed.bsky.social
I appreciate that the monster high Lost Boys doll was like “need to nod to sexy sweaty saxophone man” in the shoes
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM