Dasslothman
@dasslothman.bsky.social
Just a sloth, man.
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He/Him
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Congratulations to Olympic Champion and Magic player Amber Glenn for an outstanding weekend at the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Games! 🥇
#TeamUSA #MTG #OlympicWinterGames
#TeamUSA #MTG #OlympicWinterGames
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Congratulations to Olympic Champion and Magic player Amber Glenn for an outstanding weekend at the 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Games! 🥇
#TeamUSA #MTG #OlympicWinterGames
#TeamUSA #MTG #OlympicWinterGames
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Once again wotc completely ignores brawl, leaving it to be a wasteland of awful interactions and ban worthy cards. Seriously, just pay Amazonian to rebalance the format for you. It will be worthwhile.
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Once again wotc completely ignores brawl, leaving it to be a wasteland of awful interactions and ban worthy cards. Seriously, just pay Amazonian to rebalance the format for you. It will be worthwhile.
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The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
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I mostly stuff communist propaganda in my videos because I believe in the promise & results of those theories in practice, & that only through such liberatory praxis will we build a better tomorrow. But I also do it because I *know* it annoys the shit out of a few hundred really unlikable people.
February 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I mostly stuff communist propaganda in my videos because I believe in the promise & results of those theories in practice, & that only through such liberatory praxis will we build a better tomorrow. But I also do it because I *know* it annoys the shit out of a few hundred really unlikable people.
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People defending billionaires at this stage are giving "temporarily embarrassed inclusion in the Epstein files"
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 AM
People defending billionaires at this stage are giving "temporarily embarrassed inclusion in the Epstein files"
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This always goes through my head when chuds try to make something terrible and soul-destroying seem appealing.
There’s no need to argue with these dorks. Living a pleasant life full of love and ignoring their silly-goosery is the best approach.
There’s no need to argue with these dorks. Living a pleasant life full of love and ignoring their silly-goosery is the best approach.
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This always goes through my head when chuds try to make something terrible and soul-destroying seem appealing.
There’s no need to argue with these dorks. Living a pleasant life full of love and ignoring their silly-goosery is the best approach.
There’s no need to argue with these dorks. Living a pleasant life full of love and ignoring their silly-goosery is the best approach.
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Super happy to share a brand new kickstarter for the art of classic Magic artist Mark Poole, care of @originalmagicart.bsky.social! Poole, of course is the artist behind the original Counterspell and Birds of Paradise, and is my platonic ideal of magic art.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ori...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ori...
Mark Poole Playmat Collection
Limited Edition, Extended Art, Officially Licensed Magic: the Gathering Playmats and Prints by the world renowned Mark Poole
www.kickstarter.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Super happy to share a brand new kickstarter for the art of classic Magic artist Mark Poole, care of @originalmagicart.bsky.social! Poole, of course is the artist behind the original Counterspell and Birds of Paradise, and is my platonic ideal of magic art.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ori...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ori...
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I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
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You know I had to support the homie so I’ll be giving away the “Demon Slayer” TTJ Playmat and a signed squirrel token! Everyone support and donate if you can! Let’s make this the biggest year yet! 🥳🥳🥳
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
You know I had to support the homie so I’ll be giving away the “Demon Slayer” TTJ Playmat and a signed squirrel token! Everyone support and donate if you can! Let’s make this the biggest year yet! 🥳🥳🥳
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fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
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farms are gross. you can and should take hygiene measures and I'm sure these people didn't but FARMS ARE GROSS.
this is why pasteurization is a good fucking idea
this is why pasteurization is a good fucking idea
I follow her for tradwife research reasons and let me just say I don't know how disgusting a milking barn can look and still be technically passable, but theirs looks so gross and their kids are always crawling all around it.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
farms are gross. you can and should take hygiene measures and I'm sure these people didn't but FARMS ARE GROSS.
this is why pasteurization is a good fucking idea
this is why pasteurization is a good fucking idea
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Different price points with nothing extra, incase you just want to give Wizards that extra little bit of money to thank them for all that profit they have been making.
Market Research/Price Tolerance Secret Lair is pretty grim.
Market Research/Price Tolerance Secret Lair is pretty grim.
Prints Charming just dropped in Secret Lair's Chaos Vault, with a twist! This time, you’re going to see a lot of the same drop at a lot of different prices. This is very much on purpose; we promise!
More details here: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
More details here: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
February 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Different price points with nothing extra, incase you just want to give Wizards that extra little bit of money to thank them for all that profit they have been making.
Market Research/Price Tolerance Secret Lair is pretty grim.
Market Research/Price Tolerance Secret Lair is pretty grim.
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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Lmao guess we just gotta live our fucking lives and work and shop and pay taxes knowing there is a confirmed elite pedophile ring with influence in every government and industry in the world.
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Lmao guess we just gotta live our fucking lives and work and shop and pay taxes knowing there is a confirmed elite pedophile ring with influence in every government and industry in the world.
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Ideally you'd like the video you released ~40 days ago to reach the pseudo historiographic "more relevant than ever" stage already. But, them's the weeks I guess 🙃
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Ideally you'd like the video you released ~40 days ago to reach the pseudo historiographic "more relevant than ever" stage already. But, them's the weeks I guess 🙃
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Please don't resort to property damage! They might use it as an excuse to continue killing you in the street like they were before the property damage!
January 31, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Please don't resort to property damage! They might use it as an excuse to continue killing you in the street like they were before the property damage!
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Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
I was sent this video of agents at her door:
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This week on EDHijinks, Maldhound plays High Power Commander with us!
🔥 @baddiestreams.bsky.social on Fire Lord Azula
🌈 @aliasv.bsky.social on Ashling
🧝♀️ @goberthicks.bsky.social on Lathril
🐤 Maldhound on Choco
Watch the full episode here:
youtu.be/Og8_ZA5vOYI
🔥 @baddiestreams.bsky.social on Fire Lord Azula
🌈 @aliasv.bsky.social on Ashling
🧝♀️ @goberthicks.bsky.social on Lathril
🐤 Maldhound on Choco
Watch the full episode here:
youtu.be/Og8_ZA5vOYI
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This week on EDHijinks, Maldhound plays High Power Commander with us!
🔥 @baddiestreams.bsky.social on Fire Lord Azula
🌈 @aliasv.bsky.social on Ashling
🧝♀️ @goberthicks.bsky.social on Lathril
🐤 Maldhound on Choco
Watch the full episode here:
youtu.be/Og8_ZA5vOYI
🔥 @baddiestreams.bsky.social on Fire Lord Azula
🌈 @aliasv.bsky.social on Ashling
🧝♀️ @goberthicks.bsky.social on Lathril
🐤 Maldhound on Choco
Watch the full episode here:
youtu.be/Og8_ZA5vOYI
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it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!