Luke
@datedsandwich.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Luke (he/him), a full stack software developer and DM's Guild Author.
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This five-point meridian strike is meant to make your head burst like an overripe melon, but it turns out it only works on people who have peripheral nerve damage from chronic vitamin B12 deficiency, which everyone did at the time. If you take your multivitamins it just makes your ears ring.
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This five-point meridian strike is meant to make your head burst like an overripe melon, but it turns out it only works on people who have peripheral nerve damage from chronic vitamin B12 deficiency, which everyone did at the time. If you take your multivitamins it just makes your ears ring.
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The whole "the Old Magic sucks because material conditions have advanced" thing, but applied to cinematic martial arts. No, yeah, the legends are true, that move USED TO explode a man's entire skeleton, but you need to understand that people had more fragile bones back then. Poor nutrition, you see.
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The whole "the Old Magic sucks because material conditions have advanced" thing, but applied to cinematic martial arts. No, yeah, the legends are true, that move USED TO explode a man's entire skeleton, but you need to understand that people had more fragile bones back then. Poor nutrition, you see.
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It's only PBTA if it has sex moves, otherwise it's just sparkling FITD
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It's only PBTA if it has sex moves, otherwise it's just sparkling FITD
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New ‘Maximus’ bull arrived today
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
New ‘Maximus’ bull arrived today
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
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Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
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I’m trying to be nice to people in Rogue Trader and everyone is confused and calling me woke.
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m trying to be nice to people in Rogue Trader and everyone is confused and calling me woke.
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finally some normal fucking people on reddit
September 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
finally some normal fucking people on reddit
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Forever thinking about the Irn Bru Dreamcast I saw at Retro Games at the Barras.
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Forever thinking about the Irn Bru Dreamcast I saw at Retro Games at the Barras.
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It's truly insane that it's legal to go "I'm going to spend $50 billion dollars to buy this company. Do I have $50 billion dollars? No, the company I'm buying is going to take out a big loan"
It’s official: EA is going private.
The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
www.businesswire.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's truly insane that it's legal to go "I'm going to spend $50 billion dollars to buy this company. Do I have $50 billion dollars? No, the company I'm buying is going to take out a big loan"
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We did it guys
We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out!
undertale.com/10/
We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out!
undertale.com/10/
UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream Event
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
undertale.com
September 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We did it guys
We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out!
undertale.com/10/
We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out!
undertale.com/10/
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my husband playing wh40k me writing wh40k fanfic
🤝
smashing the little guys together
🤝
smashing the little guys together
September 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
my husband playing wh40k me writing wh40k fanfic
🤝
smashing the little guys together
🤝
smashing the little guys together
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Evolution (abridged)
September 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Evolution (abridged)
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I decapitated a Barbie horse for this. 🪓😔
August 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I decapitated a Barbie horse for this. 🪓😔
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If you walk away while they're talking, they make a very disappointed noise at the exact moment that you touch the loading trigger to transition to the next room, specifically timed so that it's too late to change your mind.
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
If you walk away while they're talking, they make a very disappointed noise at the exact moment that you touch the loading trigger to transition to the next room, specifically timed so that it's too late to change your mind.
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Prediction: "Silksong" will have a boss whose death animation involves delivering a full Shakespearean soliloquy in unsubtitled bugly gibberish.
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Prediction: "Silksong" will have a boss whose death animation involves delivering a full Shakespearean soliloquy in unsubtitled bugly gibberish.
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i don't think it's great for any of our fundamental infrastructure to be under private ownership but itch has supported lgbtq, sexy and weird content from the start, and continues to do so now
August 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
i don't think it's great for any of our fundamental infrastructure to be under private ownership but itch has supported lgbtq, sexy and weird content from the start, and continues to do so now
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still rattled by the sheer giddy glee with which some queers are coming for itch.io, one of the largest collections of queer games in existence. i know it's scary to accept, but we do actually have good things worth defending. we have things it would damage us to lose
August 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
still rattled by the sheer giddy glee with which some queers are coming for itch.io, one of the largest collections of queer games in existence. i know it's scary to accept, but we do actually have good things worth defending. we have things it would damage us to lose
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I don’t want to be so reckless as to say Reform would be no worse, I’m sure they’d find a way.
However, the “at least we’re not the Tories” guys just outdid the Tories on dismantling our human rights. I’m not voting Labour again as long as I live. I strategically voted and I regret it.
However, the “at least we’re not the Tories” guys just outdid the Tories on dismantling our human rights. I’m not voting Labour again as long as I live. I strategically voted and I regret it.
August 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don’t want to be so reckless as to say Reform would be no worse, I’m sure they’d find a way.
However, the “at least we’re not the Tories” guys just outdid the Tories on dismantling our human rights. I’m not voting Labour again as long as I live. I strategically voted and I regret it.
However, the “at least we’re not the Tories” guys just outdid the Tories on dismantling our human rights. I’m not voting Labour again as long as I live. I strategically voted and I regret it.
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Not even living in America for 14 years disillusioned me on voting the way a year of Labour has. They’re not even Tory Lite, they’re just more Tories.
Every viable party wants to eradicate me and mine from public life, they’re all gonna cut benefits, none of them will fix the NHS. Fuck them.
Every viable party wants to eradicate me and mine from public life, they’re all gonna cut benefits, none of them will fix the NHS. Fuck them.
They are doing an impressive job so far. They were elected with a simple mandate: "Be less shit than the Tories", but what they seem to have heard was: "Guarantee a Reform victory for the next election".
August 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not even living in America for 14 years disillusioned me on voting the way a year of Labour has. They’re not even Tory Lite, they’re just more Tories.
Every viable party wants to eradicate me and mine from public life, they’re all gonna cut benefits, none of them will fix the NHS. Fuck them.
Every viable party wants to eradicate me and mine from public life, they’re all gonna cut benefits, none of them will fix the NHS. Fuck them.
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hey @jdragsky.bsky.social the pallet grid is pretty great, and reading this made it click pretty hard and wonder when this has happened at tables I've been present in. good shit, implementing it at the table tomorrow.
August 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
hey @jdragsky.bsky.social the pallet grid is pretty great, and reading this made it click pretty hard and wonder when this has happened at tables I've been present in. good shit, implementing it at the table tomorrow.
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The JourneyMon Quick Start Guide is now available on DriveThruRPG!
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Take one more step to crest the rise, and look towards the horizon: out there, in new and fantastical lands, your next big adventure awaits! Though you have set out on this journey with your friends, ...
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July 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The JourneyMon Quick Start Guide is now available on DriveThruRPG!
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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