Dave Church
@davechurch.bsky.social
Baseball, rants, dad jokes. Now bluer!
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
Nice
Dodgers sign closer Edwin Diaz to 3-year, $69 million deal; watch world burn - By: Dustin Nosler
dodgersdigest.com/2025/12/09/d...
dodgersdigest.com/2025/12/09/d...
Dodgers sign closer Edwin Diaz to 3-year, $69 million deal; watch world burn - Dodgers Digest
(via) Good morning, Dodger fans. Closer Edwin Díaz's deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers is for th
dodgersdigest.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Nice
Interviewing for a new position at where I work tomorrow. Fingers crossed. I think it'll be a great fit and I like my chances, but it'll be me and a million of my closest mortgage making buddies, so the numbers are working against me
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Interviewing for a new position at where I work tomorrow. Fingers crossed. I think it'll be a great fit and I like my chances, but it'll be me and a million of my closest mortgage making buddies, so the numbers are working against me
Did he ruffle Altman's hair too, or
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Did he ruffle Altman's hair too, or
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Well, as a very specific year of 90 Jays fans might say: "Gruber for rent, keep Kent"
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Well, as a very specific year of 90 Jays fans might say: "Gruber for rent, keep Kent"
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Important cat updates, they have found the softest place to rest and occasionally SWITCH PLACES and they're friends
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Important cat updates, they have found the softest place to rest and occasionally SWITCH PLACES and they're friends
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This fetid landmark, this historical stain on humanity is primarily due to the stunningly reckless obliteration of America's foreign assistance agency earlier this year.
Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
For First Time in Decades, Child Deaths Will Rise This Year
Almost a quarter of a million more children around the world are projected to die in 2025 than in 2024.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This fetid landmark, this historical stain on humanity is primarily due to the stunningly reckless obliteration of America's foreign assistance agency earlier this year.
Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.
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So, I've done a GoFundMe. gofund.me/d5fe13daf
Thank you.
Thank you.
Donate to A Wheezy Wee Deli Bean, organized by Erin Marinangeli
I'm Erin, and I'm fundraising to help out my ridiculously adorable and sweet little Deli Bean.… Erin Marinangeli needs your support for A Wheezy Wee Deli Bean
gofund.me
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So, I've done a GoFundMe. gofund.me/d5fe13daf
Thank you.
Thank you.
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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I do my best to keep an open mind and change my views on a matter when the underlying information changes, but I reject any and all scientific literature which suggests that people who are chronically late for things are anything other than inconsiderate assholes.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I do my best to keep an open mind and change my views on a matter when the underlying information changes, but I reject any and all scientific literature which suggests that people who are chronically late for things are anything other than inconsiderate assholes.
Who could have known Rodgers blaming everyone else would happen
(Anyone, literally anyone who watched his Jets tenure)
(Anyone, literally anyone who watched his Jets tenure)
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running the wrong routes.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running wrong routes
The Steelers are slumping.
www.nbcsports.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Who could have known Rodgers blaming everyone else would happen
(Anyone, literally anyone who watched his Jets tenure)
(Anyone, literally anyone who watched his Jets tenure)
Pretty sure most of these were during Game 7 of the World Series
@davechurch.bsky.social has swears! They've used 60 profanities in their last 1,891 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (11 times)
🥈 "fucking" (6 times)
🥉 "dammit" (5 times)
🥇 "fuck" (11 times)
🥈 "fucking" (6 times)
🥉 "dammit" (5 times)
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Pretty sure most of these were during Game 7 of the World Series
Not using AI at work (at all) makes me feel like Wesley Crusher in "The Game", like everyone's into this thing that just seems so obviously bad to me
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not using AI at work (at all) makes me feel like Wesley Crusher in "The Game", like everyone's into this thing that just seems so obviously bad to me
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This, of course, is always in my mind.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This, of course, is always in my mind.
Alberta UCP MLAs complaining about recall petitions is my new favourite thing. Hey, maybe don't suck at your job and vote to take away citizen's rights?
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Alberta UCP MLAs complaining about recall petitions is my new favourite thing. Hey, maybe don't suck at your job and vote to take away citizen's rights?
Looks like the Jays are going to
Cease and desist
Cease and desist
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Looks like the Jays are going to
Cease and desist
Cease and desist
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Welcome to the Find Out phase of trying to be all things to all people, Calgary City Council.
NEW: Global News has learned the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation has paused $129M in federal Housing Accelerator Fund money to the City of Calgary pending further clarity on citywide rezoning.
globalnews.ca/news/1154274...
globalnews.ca/news/1154274...
Calgary’s $129M in federal housing funds ‘paused’ pending citywide rezoning status - Calgary | Globalnews.ca
Calgary city council is preparing to debate a motion that calls for the repeal of the citywide rezoning policy in December, which would require a public hearing in the spring.
globalnews.ca
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Welcome to the Find Out phase of trying to be all things to all people, Calgary City Council.
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My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
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Two minutes of Kevon Looney absolutely cooking one on one after practice to remind you that NBA players are better basketball players than anyone you've ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Two minutes of Kevon Looney absolutely cooking one on one after practice to remind you that NBA players are better basketball players than anyone you've ever seen
First rule for a company Christmas party: handle your business. You don't want to be the sloppy drunk they talk about until next year's
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
First rule for a company Christmas party: handle your business. You don't want to be the sloppy drunk they talk about until next year's
It was strange to see a bunch of NBA heads praise the Clippers getting Join Collins, as if he hadn't been cast off by the Hawks and Jazz in that last three years
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It was strange to see a bunch of NBA heads praise the Clippers getting Join Collins, as if he hadn't been cast off by the Hawks and Jazz in that last three years