The Pumpkin King
@davidgkowalski.bsky.social
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Better that we die on our feet than live on our knees. (He/him/his) Co-admin of Jurassic-Pedia Co-host of the Jurassic Minutes Podcast Member of the Jurassic Library network.
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Only if you're not conservative.
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"Hello, police? There's a man in a black ski mask driving around my neighborhood in a smokey grey 4-door Jeep pointing a rifle out his window at people."
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I know I'm preaching to the choir, but it is in no way the local government's responsibility to protect an invasion force. Trump wanted war, and this is the reality of it. We're not obligated to be polite or welcoming.
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They wanted to see their perceived enemies suffer, so yes. They may not have *intended* for their niece, nephew, son, daughter, neighbor or anybody else they know directly to be hurt, but they knew they wanted "lefties" to suffer, and will continue to support it so long as it's not them suffering.
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Reminder that Hegseth went to Harvard as a legacy student. He didn't get in on merit.
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They will do everything they can to avoid swearing her in. If she stands on the House floor before the end of the year, I'll be surprised.
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"Freedom of Speech" Norman Rockwell, 1943

That's it, that's the post.
A thin, middle aged Caucasian man in a dirty, partially buttoned Civilian Conservation Corp jacket, khaki pants, and dark blue flannel shirt standing up, straight backed and proud, to make a bold declaration. Around him, a seated crowd stares up at him admiringly
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I'm terrified that he both has no idea what one of our most sacred rights are, and that he will actually suspend it once he finds out.
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If they'll arrest a mayor of a major US city, they'll arrest a governor, or a Senator, or a Representative. And they'll do so with impunity. This is what happens when you create a fascist police state.
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"It's so confusing isn't it? So much going on, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly.

The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it and that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident."
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I hate that I keep predicting things correctly.
davidgkowalski.bsky.social
If they'll arrest a mayor of a major US city, they'll arrest a governor, or a Senator, or a Representative. And they'll do so with impunity. This is what happens when you create a fascist police state.
davidgkowalski.bsky.social
It's getting to be that time again.
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stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social
Assholes want to rig the world so that it rewards the trash values of assholes.
davidgkowalski.bsky.social
What about purple nurples, atomic wedgies, or swirlies?
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Star Wars: The Blueprints: Designs and Artwork from the Skywalker Saga is out now!

The updated book features technical drawings of Star Wars spacecraft, vehicles, weapons & technology

Check out a full guide to every new Star Wars release this month here: theholofiles.com/2025/10/01/w...
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Guaranteed we're all on a watch list just as a byproduct of using this app.
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"Hello, police? There's a man in a black ski mask traveling ____-bound on ____ in a smokey grey 4-door Jeep pointing a rifle out his window at people."
davidgkowalski.bsky.social
As a Chicagoan, the use of jagoff is what really sells it.
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#Photographer Bernd Nowack Shares the Story Behind Viral #Photo of the #Moon Perfectly Centered Behind a #Tree

Link for more info: mymodernmet.com/full-moon-tr...
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None of these fools know a damn thing about supplying an army. A 12yo Boy Scout knows more.
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Public urination can land you on the sex offender registry in Illinois.