David Gortner
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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Reminder. Here are the House Democrats who crossed party lines and voted to fund ICE.
House Democrats who voted to fund ICE:
- Tom Suozzi (D-NY)
- Henry Cuellar (D-TX)
- Don Davis (D-NC)
- Vicente Gonzalez (D-TX)
- Laura Gillen (D-NY)
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-WA)
- Jared Golden (D-ME)
House Democrats who voted to fund ICE:
- Tom Suozzi (D-NY)
- Henry Cuellar (D-TX)
- Don Davis (D-NC)
- Vicente Gonzalez (D-TX)
- Laura Gillen (D-NY)
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-WA)
- Jared Golden (D-ME)
The 7 Democrats who voted to fund Homeland Security amid ICE crackdowns
www.the-independent.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Reminder. Here are the House Democrats who crossed party lines and voted to fund ICE.
House Democrats who voted to fund ICE:
- Tom Suozzi (D-NY)
- Henry Cuellar (D-TX)
- Don Davis (D-NC)
- Vicente Gonzalez (D-TX)
- Laura Gillen (D-NY)
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-WA)
- Jared Golden (D-ME)
House Democrats who voted to fund ICE:
- Tom Suozzi (D-NY)
- Henry Cuellar (D-TX)
- Don Davis (D-NC)
- Vicente Gonzalez (D-TX)
- Laura Gillen (D-NY)
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-WA)
- Jared Golden (D-ME)
Maybe tht USA is like Iran, but for white nationalist "Christians" instead?
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Maybe tht USA is like Iran, but for white nationalist "Christians" instead?
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I just checked—it turns out that Art. II, Sec. 1 of the Constitution of the United States does *not* say "The executive Power shall be vested in a bunch of sociopaths who think they can do whatever the fuck they want and make shit up as they go along."
January 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I just checked—it turns out that Art. II, Sec. 1 of the Constitution of the United States does *not* say "The executive Power shall be vested in a bunch of sociopaths who think they can do whatever the fuck they want and make shit up as they go along."
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Yes.
The insanity of all of this is that literally a handful of fucking elected Republicans could stop all of this. Which tells me they like it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Yes.
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Michael Che on SNL: "I get that I.C.E. Agents are people, allegedly. And they have a job to do. But at some point, while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop and ask yourself, are we dicks?"
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Michael Che on SNL: "I get that I.C.E. Agents are people, allegedly. And they have a job to do. But at some point, while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop and ask yourself, are we dicks?"
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It's a fascist power grab. And Congress has to put a stop to it.
Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It's a fascist power grab. And Congress has to put a stop to it.
More power to her. Stand up.
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
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January 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
More power to her. Stand up.
"whatever the people using ChatGPT felt was going on inside their brains, the scans showed there wasn’t much happening up there."
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Are we living in a golden age of stupidity?
From brain-rotting videos to AI creep, every technological advance seems to make it harder to work, remember, think and function independently …
www.theguardian.com
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"whatever the people using ChatGPT felt was going on inside their brains, the scans showed there wasn’t much happening up there."
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Very very interesting.
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October 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Very very interesting.
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Awesome
LA County declares a state of emergency as a direct result of the federal government’s raids…
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
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October 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Awesome
Either you are against Fascism, or you are for it. Antifa isn't an organized group like the GOP or The Proud Boys - it just means you are anti-Fascism. SO, calling someone who is anti-fascist a terrorist only means one thing: you want Fascism to spread.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
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European far right follows Trump in calling for antifa to be declared terrorists
Netherlands and Hungary move towards designation as draft resolution reportedly backed by 79 MEPs in 20 countries
www.theguardian.com
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Either you are against Fascism, or you are for it. Antifa isn't an organized group like the GOP or The Proud Boys - it just means you are anti-Fascism. SO, calling someone who is anti-fascist a terrorist only means one thing: you want Fascism to spread.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Yeah, baby!
October 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Yeah, baby!
"So, if the ANTIFA are the enemy of the GOP, then the GOP is pro-Fascism?" Just ask the Republicans you know that simple question.
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
"So, if the ANTIFA are the enemy of the GOP, then the GOP is pro-Fascism?" Just ask the Republicans you know that simple question.
“Oklahomans would lose their mind if Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration.”
October 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
“Oklahomans would lose their mind if Pritzker in Illinois sent troops down to Oklahoma during the Biden administration.”
Anrifa out doing the legwork against the fascist war in Portland.
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Anrifa out doing the legwork against the fascist war in Portland.
Doublespeak. Thanks George for pointing out this to us. In 1949.
Trump: Everything we're doing is very lawful and what they're doing is not lawful.
And what the governor and mayor, as an example, you can say of Portland and certainly of Chicago, it's not lawful what they're doing. They have to be very careful.
And what the governor and mayor, as an example, you can say of Portland and certainly of Chicago, it's not lawful what they're doing. They have to be very careful.
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Doublespeak. Thanks George for pointing out this to us. In 1949.
Sad war zone.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Sad war zone.
I'm just wondering, whatever happened about those Epstein files?
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
October 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'm just wondering, whatever happened about those Epstein files?
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
I'm just wondering, whatever happened about those Epstein files?
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
If it isn’t a “red herring,” why hasn’t Johnson seated the new congresswoman already?
Dem Congressman James Walkinshaw (VA) won a special election September 9, 2025; he was seated Sept 10.
Adelita S. Grijalva (AZ) won her special election Sept 23, 2025 but has yet to be seated.
Dem Congressman James Walkinshaw (VA) won a special election September 9, 2025; he was seated Sept 10.
Adelita S. Grijalva (AZ) won her special election Sept 23, 2025 but has yet to be seated.
October 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I'm just wondering, whatever happened about those Epstein files?
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles