Nato Jacobs
@dcmadness202.bsky.social
Still posting for people with jobs, people without jobs, middle class, upper class, high class; all that. Cats, snakes, chickens, ducks, elderly people and twerkers
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Nato Jacobs
@dcmadness202.bsky.social
· Jun 15
For comparison for those who don’t live in DC:
Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street
Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street
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If I bothered my grandma eternal peace she'd cuss me out
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If I bothered my grandma eternal peace she'd cuss me out
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Dick Cheney (from hell): "I... worked on a false justification of my oil war for a year... and... he just... he stole a tanker flat out"
Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized?
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Dick Cheney (from hell): "I... worked on a false justification of my oil war for a year... and... he just... he stole a tanker flat out"
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this is so utterly pathetic omfg
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
this is so utterly pathetic omfg
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Look up Brett Favre's middle name if you don't already know...
you'll NEVER guess what Sydney Sweeney's middle name is without googling. if you guess it, i know you googled it LMFAO
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Look up Brett Favre's middle name if you don't already know...
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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You gotta imagine that there’s ten or more kids in the school that have been drawing their own comics that are getting a really rough introduction to how little people value someone with an art career
Activist and former quarterback Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels.
Colin Kaepernick launches AI storytelling tool at Prince George's County high school
Former quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick visited Largo High School to launch an AI tool designed to help students create their own graphic novels. News4’s Juliana Valencia reports.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You gotta imagine that there’s ten or more kids in the school that have been drawing their own comics that are getting a really rough introduction to how little people value someone with an art career
Better pull up to a shower before getting on any flight I’m getting on
They're suggesting doing pull-ups at the airport...
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Better pull up to a shower before getting on any flight I’m getting on
My family left Louisiana about 3 generations ago, but a good bounce beat will still get me going in the morning
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My family left Louisiana about 3 generations ago, but a good bounce beat will still get me going in the morning
Both of them cutting promos in Spanish >>>>
Raquel vs Stephanie turn that up
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Both of them cutting promos in Spanish >>>>
I’ve gotta do two-a-days in the gym now. My nephew is one month old and can already fit a 6-month-old outfit. He’s gonna be able to toss me out the house like Uncle Phil did to Jazz by the time he’s 14.
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’ve gotta do two-a-days in the gym now. My nephew is one month old and can already fit a 6-month-old outfit. He’s gonna be able to toss me out the house like Uncle Phil did to Jazz by the time he’s 14.
Put it toward the champagne I’m popping when *that day* finally comes
What are y’all going to do with y’all’s “tariff” money?
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Put it toward the champagne I’m popping when *that day* finally comes
Fuck AI
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Fuck AI
First game all season where the entire offense is healthy and we have ZERO points through 50 minutes
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
First game all season where the entire offense is healthy and we have ZERO points through 50 minutes
I know you saw him push off that man who’s 6 inches shorter than him
If Jefferson would have came down with that….
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I know you saw him push off that man who’s 6 inches shorter than him
Jayden doesn’t need to play another snap this year
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Jayden doesn’t need to play another snap this year
I wanted a top 5 draft pick, but not like this
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I wanted a top 5 draft pick, but not like this
Shitshow
Poop parade
Feces festival
Poop parade
Feces festival
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Shitshow
Poop parade
Feces festival
Poop parade
Feces festival
I shouldn’t be in a place with alcohol while the Commanders are playing this badly
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I shouldn’t be in a place with alcohol while the Commanders are playing this badly
It’s forever “fuck Manny Diaz” for what he did to Temple. I really want UVA to win this
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It’s forever “fuck Manny Diaz” for what he did to Temple. I really want UVA to win this
Shit in the sheets
Duke really about to shit the bed
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Shit in the sheets
Duke really about to shit the bed
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Duke really about to shit the bed
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Happy for this guy and his family
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy for this guy and his family
The fact that he can lose $77 billion and still have tens of billions leftover is the problem
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The fact that he can lose $77 billion and still have tens of billions leftover is the problem
KRIT got another hit. This album is so simple but the essence of his style
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
KRIT got another hit. This album is so simple but the essence of his style