i'm offended you think this was anything other than an artisanally hand crafted mental breakdown

there is no promise land no fields of wheat and honey the central standard time cannot hold the clock was hubris made manifest by the sins of man existence is pain what even could a timezone be when time itself is a construct t̵̡̥̝̀̌͋̄͒͐̋̍͆͑͆h̶̟̐̊̈́͂̔̿͠͝͝ȩ̷̡̱̥̥̬͇̭̫̩̤̦̄̏̍̌́ŗ̴̨̼͈̣̺̫̱͈̗̘̺̓͛̓͜͜ͅe̴̛̩̤̤̣̯̺̼̪̊̍̇̇̒͐̈͌͘̚ ̸̭͎̹̫̺̠̍̍͑̉͐͋͘̚ḭ̸̧̧̛̠̲͍̘̹̭͍̩̯̟̬͉͓͑͐̀̒̅̄͑͋̓̓̓̏͛͂͌͘ͅs̶̫͎̮͙̫̦̗̟͙̗̜̥̦̠̈́̈͛͋̐̿̋͌̈̄̓̒̾̄͛͘͘ ̴̨̭̹̺̬̰̲̗͈̹͕̈͂ṅ̶̢̺̮̲͕̯̬͈́͑̂̿͆̈́̄̈͛̏͌̈͜ͅͅơ̵̛̼͉͑̑̃̀͗̆̊͑͛̔͌̔̈́̚ ̷͎̘͖͙̪͙̮̣̟̤̀̂͛͜͝h̶̻̪̬̟̹̰̞̱̱̬̖̻̻̙̅̃͛ȯ̷̢̡̩̭̬̫̤͚͒̅̓̀͐̍̇̽̔̂͊͋́͘̕p̶̧͈͖̮͔̓̇͂̿̇̐̂̓̚̕ề̸̡̨̧̨̙̜̜̲̳̼͕͍͇̰̤̅̓͂̈́̅̌́̈́͌̽̕ ̸̳̜̻̫̠̜̰͙̳̫̼͍̘͓̒̾̂́̉̎̂̃̓̓͠á̷̢̦̭̝̲̩̾͗́̄̏̽̃̔͆̂̐́̚͠l̷͍̹̞̱̹̣̮͛͐͛̔̀͂̓̎͊͌͜͜ͅĺ̷͕̩̼̙̫̐̈̈̈͋̊̄̈̎̚ͅ ̵͇̞̞̪̽̅̇̅͒̀̌̆͆̈́̇̔̄͑̃͝ȋ̶̼̼͎͉̜̰̬͇̥͊̾̐̊̌̽̆̑̇͂̄̑̽̕͝s̶̢̧̟͉͚̩̯̱̻̘̩͉̆̈́̊͒͆̀̍͠͝ ̶̨͙͖̹̗̰̯͎͍̟̜̰̞̘̌̿̅̄͒̀̃͐̽͒̏̃͒̕n̵̢̫̤̙̭̼̲̼̬̱͓̟̬̓͛͘̚ï̵̖̐́́̅̇g̷̢̰͓̯͇̙̣̝͈̹͙̭̬̳͕̎̔͌̇̒̒̅̕h̵̩͔̘͕̞͉̤̠͍̳͍̹̠͆̒͜t̷͓̼̲̩͈̬͕̻̃̿ ̴̢̢̢̯̙̟͙̥̝̯͕͚̻͕̤̗͋̎̇̚ͅz̷͉͈͙̱̙̗̞̙̹̺̹̭̩̲̙̖̈͛̊͌̽̈́̈́̽͗͆̔̕͝͝a̶̙̿͑̎͂̚l̷̞̞͙͔̄͌͒͐̎͋̃g̶̡̧͈̥͈̣̜̳̣͎͈̮̫͈̥̎͜o̷̡̳̺̯̟͎̗̺̣͉̳͋̈́͑́́͐͝ ̵̨̧̜̺̲͓͎͔͍̦̹͚͖̟̮͇̼͊͐̓͌́͊́h̸͖̱͉̳̃̆̑̃͑͂͊͌́̚͝é̵̢̢̛̯̖͙̯̫̣̗̟̭̘̳̯̟͓͆͌̀͒͛̎̃̏̕͠ ̸̹͓̹̫̯̬̩̑͜c̷̩̼͕̈̉̋̂̏̄̆̎̽̕͜͝͝o̷̭͆̀m̶̡̡̤͙͔̬̙̙̫̰̝͕̰̻̝̟̈́̓̉̓̈̓͘ḙ̷̢̣̼̮̠͕̱̩̙͐͐̄̚͜s̶̡̥̺͖̦͖̯͎͉̜͚͚̠̥̯̔̅̈́̃̅̿̀̄̾̈́̽̔͘͜ͅ

also "happy birthday" or whatever the kids say these days

ugh fine trigger my candle addiction and my desire to support my friends

Too late I already politely chuckled at it

sometimes i worry i overuse flexbox, but then i remember the Before Times™ and get back to flexing the boxes

It’s a Codd-damned nightmare is what it is

Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.

nolanlawson.com/2026/02/07/w... - thanks @cassidoo.co for sending me this one from @nolanlawson.com that perfectly sums up my feeling right now. Tempted to go write this out on some ancient looking piece of fabric in cursive and hang it on the wall!

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Closing jumbotron Super Bowl Halftime Show message from Bad Bunny: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

bad bunny delivered. but can he teach either football team how to throw for a touchdown

Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Run The Damn Ball

how dare you use karaoke for evil

Tierney is a child and I think is confused about what an antenna has to do with videos

🏴‍☠️

Levels of ketamine never before ingested

Green Day, who played two protest songs, one of which refers to jingoistic conservatism as American Idiocy avoided making a political statement by understanding Page Six can’t read the lyrics.

It’s what I imagine when Flighty, TripIt, Delta, and Apple Messages all conspire to remind me how much my day is about to suck

ESPECIALLY if he comes in as his character in Get Shorty

he's the forest gump of hitlers

I see what you were shooting for and I respect that you landed it