Professional Third Wheel™
@dedolence.bsky.social
tiny, meek, uninteresting, a tour de force....
feeling pretty slighted by not being in the "queer leftist artists & shitposters" area, especially when all these straight posters are
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
feeling pretty slighted by not being in the "queer leftist artists & shitposters" area, especially when all these straight posters are
"but Yahar, Blanche! Yahar!" a bloodborne/Whatever Happened to Baby Jane joke i just came up with. i expect it'l;l have pretty broad appeal so now i sit back and watch the likes rolling in
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
"but Yahar, Blanche! Yahar!" a bloodborne/Whatever Happened to Baby Jane joke i just came up with. i expect it'l;l have pretty broad appeal so now i sit back and watch the likes rolling in
drag name: Rosetta Stone
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
drag name: Rosetta Stone
i was, and am, too cool for green day. but good for them on whatever it is they did or are doing
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
i was, and am, too cool for green day. but good for them on whatever it is they did or are doing
sometimes i find little melodies when i'm noodling on the piano and i'll hit record. i try to keep it as brain-off and unplanned as possible. would like to revisit some of these some day and flesh them out youtu.be/RcDj9MWJPBo
sketch 1/23
YouTube video by Nathaniel Hoyt (dedolence)
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
sometimes i find little melodies when i'm noodling on the piano and i'll hit record. i try to keep it as brain-off and unplanned as possible. would like to revisit some of these some day and flesh them out youtu.be/RcDj9MWJPBo
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Two American medics help a dog in France, 1944.
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Two American medics help a dog in France, 1944.
just finished wuthering heights and it was not at all what i expected it to be. what an odd book. feel like the story really happens in the epilogue. actually hyped for Fennel's movie because she is going to make it insane and i think that's perfect for it
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
just finished wuthering heights and it was not at all what i expected it to be. what an odd book. feel like the story really happens in the epilogue. actually hyped for Fennel's movie because she is going to make it insane and i think that's perfect for it
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News from the edge of the visible universe:
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
February 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
News from the edge of the visible universe:
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
Had a dream about dreaming. Last thing I need right now is to go all meta
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Had a dream about dreaming. Last thing I need right now is to go all meta
Never understood the concept of an Olympics in one season being better than the other. Aren't they all sports?
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Never understood the concept of an Olympics in one season being better than the other. Aren't they all sports?
predictably, these emails have made people absolutely insane
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
predictably, these emails have made people absolutely insane
fantasy series are so self-conscious about being fantasy series now. this game of thrones show is trying soooooo hard to be gritty and gross and edgy. people are shitting and spitting and swearing. you don't need to do all that. just tell a good story
February 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
fantasy series are so self-conscious about being fantasy series now. this game of thrones show is trying soooooo hard to be gritty and gross and edgy. people are shitting and spitting and swearing. you don't need to do all that. just tell a good story
checking the weather and see we've got a "heavy freezing spray watch" bro wtf is that
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 PM
checking the weather and see we've got a "heavy freezing spray watch" bro wtf is that
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can’t not hear and see:
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
can’t not hear and see:
great album and i'd love a poster of this cover
Kept from the public eye for far too long and only released 17 years ago
Recorded in May 1975 and released in February 2009, ...For the Whole World to See, an album by the proto-punk/punk rock band Death.
#punk #punks #punkrock #death #protopunk #history #punkrockhistory
Recorded in May 1975 and released in February 2009, ...For the Whole World to See, an album by the proto-punk/punk rock band Death.
#punk #punks #punkrock #death #protopunk #history #punkrockhistory
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
great album and i'd love a poster of this cover
one of the least shocking headlines i've ever read in my life
Epstein emails reveal extensive ties with top Goldman Sachs lawyer ft.trib.al/9mwDFAT
Epstein emails reveal extensive ties with top Goldman Sachs lawyer
Bank’s general counsel sought sex offender’s help with career advancement and advised him on press enquiries
ft.trib.al
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
one of the least shocking headlines i've ever read in my life
the "antifa is a real thing and has a leader" thing has always struck me as particularly braindead. the bar is set so high for stupid bullshit that there's no real reason why this should stick out but something about the paranoia combined with complete ignorance feels notable
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
the "antifa is a real thing and has a leader" thing has always struck me as particularly braindead. the bar is set so high for stupid bullshit that there's no real reason why this should stick out but something about the paranoia combined with complete ignorance feels notable
oh great i gotta hear more about how chomsky is bad actually from smug annoying lefties who are the only people who've talked about him in the last four decades i dooooon't caaaaaaaaare
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
oh great i gotta hear more about how chomsky is bad actually from smug annoying lefties who are the only people who've talked about him in the last four decades i dooooon't caaaaaaaaare
we need to start guillotining immediately
and by that i mean, chopping our vegetables to get ready for the soup. my english is.. not so good
and by that i mean, chopping our vegetables to get ready for the soup. my english is.. not so good
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
we need to start guillotining immediately
and by that i mean, chopping our vegetables to get ready for the soup. my english is.. not so good
and by that i mean, chopping our vegetables to get ready for the soup. my english is.. not so good
ignoring all the other evil shit, this is so embarrassing. "i told them you made the good chilli :) please like me :) :)" ugh
We will never know who made amazing chili for Epstein's Super Bowl party!
January 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
ignoring all the other evil shit, this is so embarrassing. "i told them you made the good chilli :) please like me :) :)" ugh
still one of the funniest things i've ever watched www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fne...
Serial Killer Documentary Takes Horrible Turn
YouTube video by Cole Escola
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:23 PM
still one of the funniest things i've ever watched www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fne...
what the fuck is this
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
what the fuck is this
Can we settle down with the saying that Qanon was right? Anyone with eyes could've told you at any time in history that the world is controlled by a closely connected network of evil rich people
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Can we settle down with the saying that Qanon was right? Anyone with eyes could've told you at any time in history that the world is controlled by a closely connected network of evil rich people
when she catches the ball while staring daggers at fred willard www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqwK...
The Albertsons Play Baseball — Waiting for Guffman Deleted Scene
YouTube video by Corky St. Clair
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
when she catches the ball while staring daggers at fred willard www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqwK...
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