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Bitte nicht stören! Ich schreibe gerade Geschichte
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Wutgruppe null Positiv!!!
February 2, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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To everyone who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library tomorrow..
January 31, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Hattest du schon mal einen Ohrwurm?

◻️ Nein

◻️ Ja Ja Ja Coco Jambo
January 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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'ich komm bei all dem nicht mehr mit'

aber als entscheidung
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Vielleicht ist auch nur Licht am Ende des Tunnels weil dort alles brennt.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful

Me: Hey, thanks!

Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say

Me: Excuse me??
January 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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as an act of solidarity I am having a
mini soda with no ice
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Wir leben in einer Zeit, in der Roboter bald klug genug sind, um uns zu töten und zeitgleich schlägt mir mein Handy 3x nacheinander "Eberhard" vor, wenn ich "ebenfalls" schreiben will
🙂🔫
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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[emergency room]
ME: i’m not feeling very well
DR: have you tried taking off your gloves
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Wer für alles offen ist,kann nicht ganz dicht sein.
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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Traurig, aber trotzdem da. Depressive Antifa.
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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mir fällt alles entweder schwer oder runter
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Mein Humor ist ein Alleinstellungsmerkmal*

*stehe auf Partys meistens alleine rum
October 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Imagine being bombarded by the first-ever FIFA PEACE PRIZE winner less than a month after the ceremony.
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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"Diktatur und Drogenterror" ist das "Sie trug ja auch einen sehr kurzen Rock" des Völkerrechtsbruchs.
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM