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Unbelievable.

Has there ever been a person pardoned twice in history?
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Sucks that the #Bluejays miss out on both Tucker and Bo.

But, on the bright side, Tucker’s AAV is insane and fuck the Dodgers. And, Bo didn’t go to an AL East team.

So, silver lining!
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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So, they even stretched the idea of a “concept” of a plan.
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Everyone should get off this app. Now. It should have been when Musk bought it, it should have been when grok happened. It should have been when it became a CSAM generator.

But, come on.. this has to be the line right?
Musk Suspends Amy Klobuchar's Twitter Account.
...asshole that he is.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
So happy that Apple added Liquid Glass to MacOS.

Closing finder window is so goddamn slow now. Great stuff.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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What an absolutely vile piece of shit.
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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From last week's NO KINGS NO WARS NO ICE march.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Even the owners are mocking us on Tucker watch.
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
If a baseball reporter states that a signing will happen on a specific day, and nothing happens...

They're voted off the island, right?
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Peter Hoekstra, feel free to leave any fucking time you want. The fact that your an ignorant, trolling asshole is a given. You've worn out your welcome.

Go the fuck away, you complete asshole.
‘We do not need Canada,’ says U.S. Ambassador during Montreal visit
The U.S. ambassador to Canada, Peter Hoekstra, repeated during his stop in Montreal on Wednesday, President Donald Trump's claim that the United States doesn't need Canada.
www.ctvnews.ca
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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If we actually had the balls to solve income disparity, we could use the metrics from this article to specifically target tax policy.

Anyone that reads Forbes for advice on buying Yachts is, by definition, not paying enough tax.
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Honestly, the parallels between Putin and Ukraine, and Trump and Greenland are pretty stark.
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Wonderful. What a fucking gong show.
January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
This is something I don't understand right now. We have an adversarial relationship with the US right now, and one of it's most effective tools of sowing dissent in the country is the CSAM generation tool formally known as Twitter.

We need to protect Canada.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I absolutely love good trouble.
Happening Now: Hundreds of protesters are holding a noise demo outside of the Graduate by Hilton Hotel in Minneapolis where ICE agents are reportedly staying. Drums, guitars, pots and pans are in-tune to "fuck ICE" and "ICE out" chants. Riot police are currently in the lobby.
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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This is absolutely hilarious.
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Haven’t posted dog pics in awhile.
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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I love this for them.
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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This week on my Patreon-exclusive Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup, we chat about Doug Ford launching his new private recycling biz, the Canadian government figuring out what the hell to do with Grok, and how Postmedia sucks and shouldn't control our news! Check it!

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January 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Wanda Sykes! Wearing the Renee Good pin and just called out Gervais for his anti-Trans bullshit.

Accepted a Golden Globe and Wanda thanked the Trans community on his behalf.
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
More of this! Powell, with the biggest balls in the room.

Shot across the bow. Let’s see how this lands!
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Morning.
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Absolutely badass. This is fucking awesome.
This was incredible. We fed 40 families today. Thank you to @jchavezmpls.bsky.social for helping fundraise, @elitalksmpls.bsky.social for organizing with me, and the dozen people who helped us pack and shop. And thank you to everyone who donated. I have no words.
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM