Derek Writes Stuff
@derekwrites.bsky.social
Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
Catherine O'Hara now?
Really?
WHY IS IT NEVER HIM?!
Really?
WHY IS IT NEVER HIM?!
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Catherine O'Hara now?
Really?
WHY IS IT NEVER HIM?!
Really?
WHY IS IT NEVER HIM?!
I now know Don Lemon for two things
Being arrested in clear violation of the First Amendment
And getting absolutely wasted on a New Year's Eve broadcast
Being arrested in clear violation of the First Amendment
And getting absolutely wasted on a New Year's Eve broadcast
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I now know Don Lemon for two things
Being arrested in clear violation of the First Amendment
And getting absolutely wasted on a New Year's Eve broadcast
Being arrested in clear violation of the First Amendment
And getting absolutely wasted on a New Year's Eve broadcast
Is anyone participating in tomorrow's proposed general strike?
www.businessinsider.com/general-stri...
www.businessinsider.com/general-stri...
No work, no school, no shopping: Jan. 30 nationwide general strike to protest ICE gains celebrity endorsements
Minnesotans stayed home from work and took to the streets to protest ICE on Jan. 23. Now, activists want to take it nationwide.
www.businessinsider.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Is anyone participating in tomorrow's proposed general strike?
www.businessinsider.com/general-stri...
www.businessinsider.com/general-stri...
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Wow, the White House is so shaken by the turn in the public mood that they thought Chuck Schumer might actually rise up and "seize this moment" to get meaningful concessions.
That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
“An administration official gave away the game to Punchbowl News, admitting that these “de-escalatory measures” are about placating Senate Democrats so they don’t seize this moment to demand restrictions on ICE as part of any government funding package.”
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
Donald Trump Is Frightened
Trump wants to appear eager to minimize out-of-control clashes between government militias and protesters. But he doesn’t want to stop the things causing those clashes in the first place.
newrepublic.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Wow, the White House is so shaken by the turn in the public mood that they thought Chuck Schumer might actually rise up and "seize this moment" to get meaningful concessions.
That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
I turned on a workout routine last night and it turned out to be "Oops All Squats" so today my body is scared every time I have to bend down for something
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I turned on a workout routine last night and it turned out to be "Oops All Squats" so today my body is scared every time I have to bend down for something
My Schitt's Creek rewatch has finally reached Patrick's debut ♥️
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 AM
My Schitt's Creek rewatch has finally reached Patrick's debut ♥️
"And we'll call that database Bluesky."
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
"And we'll call that database Bluesky."
Billy Graham Ministries just paid for primetime commercial space during the ABC Nightly News.
So guess their usual methods of scamming people hasn't been working lately
So guess their usual methods of scamming people hasn't been working lately
January 27, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Billy Graham Ministries just paid for primetime commercial space during the ABC Nightly News.
So guess their usual methods of scamming people hasn't been working lately
So guess their usual methods of scamming people hasn't been working lately
Seeing that Big Nick changed his display name to "Former FBI Deputy Director" made me laugh for a straight minute
You’re right. I resign effective immediately
@nicklutsko.bsky.social Any self respecting FBI Agent with an ounce of integrity would walk out of their jobs tomorrow. They know exactly what’s up in MN, and they know a real investigation is necessary.
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Seeing that Big Nick changed his display name to "Former FBI Deputy Director" made me laugh for a straight minute
To be fair, "Fuck you Ted." is how most people end their conversations with Cruz
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM
To be fair, "Fuck you Ted." is how most people end their conversations with Cruz
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lol yeah these are the same guys who tweet about how scary the subway is & say they’re being genocided because somebody working the checkout lane said happy holidays and now they are all LARPing as Frank Castle just to get ran outta town by grandmas & people playing fiddles
They’ve spent the better part of 10-15 years showing us what utter cowards they are and they cannot believe many of us are not like them
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
lol yeah these are the same guys who tweet about how scary the subway is & say they’re being genocided because somebody working the checkout lane said happy holidays and now they are all LARPing as Frank Castle just to get ran outta town by grandmas & people playing fiddles
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They can't spread joy and joy isn't really a twee thing but it's what makes you get up in the morning, it's what you're living for - fascists live only to die, but we live to help others live too. Ultimately they cannot sustain a movement, but we can.
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 PM
They can't spread joy and joy isn't really a twee thing but it's what makes you get up in the morning, it's what you're living for - fascists live only to die, but we live to help others live too. Ultimately they cannot sustain a movement, but we can.
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I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
Seriously though
Lea Thompson in Back to the Future ♥️
Lea Thompson in Back to the Future ♥️
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Seriously though
Lea Thompson in Back to the Future ♥️
Lea Thompson in Back to the Future ♥️
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I can't wait for someone watching Stardom for the first time to encounter the joshi phenomenon of falling in love at first sight with the cutest girl you've ever seen while she does a fully choreographed dance and then watching her kick someone's head clean off and bath in their blood.
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I can't wait for someone watching Stardom for the first time to encounter the joshi phenomenon of falling in love at first sight with the cutest girl you've ever seen while she does a fully choreographed dance and then watching her kick someone's head clean off and bath in their blood.
D'Angelo and The Vanguard - The Charade (Audio)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
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January 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Bok Woodman/Severus Snape: Friendzoned to Death.
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Bok Woodman/Severus Snape: Friendzoned to Death.
I love that Glinda and Elphaba digivolve on this DVD cover
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I love that Glinda and Elphaba digivolve on this DVD cover
@thealanden.bsky.social needs to jump on this as a new series title
January 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
@thealanden.bsky.social needs to jump on this as a new series title
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Why do you keep thinking about the guy who has been on TV ten hours a day for the last twelve years and never gives any of us even a single second of respite, just let it go bro
January 21, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Why do you keep thinking about the guy who has been on TV ten hours a day for the last twelve years and never gives any of us even a single second of respite, just let it go bro
I, too, was once trapped on a bus.
Because I didn't know that the driver was counting halfway down the curb from the sign as the stop, so I didn't push the door open and had to ride two whole extra blocks up Michigan Avenue.
Because I didn't know that the driver was counting halfway down the curb from the sign as the stop, so I didn't push the door open and had to ride two whole extra blocks up Michigan Avenue.
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I, too, was once trapped on a bus.
Because I didn't know that the driver was counting halfway down the curb from the sign as the stop, so I didn't push the door open and had to ride two whole extra blocks up Michigan Avenue.
Because I didn't know that the driver was counting halfway down the curb from the sign as the stop, so I didn't push the door open and had to ride two whole extra blocks up Michigan Avenue.
Man
Zootopia 2 does NOT deserve to be the top-grossing animated film
Zootopia 2 does NOT deserve to be the top-grossing animated film
January 19, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Man
Zootopia 2 does NOT deserve to be the top-grossing animated film
Zootopia 2 does NOT deserve to be the top-grossing animated film