Tristan Lánstad
@desastertristan.bsky.social
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Was ist diese absolut absurde Obsession mit ersten Sätzen in Büchern? Ich würde niemand, der ein Buch nach dem ersten Satz bewertet, auch nur ein abgebranntes Streichholz anvertrauen. Die Handlung muss auf den ersten paar Seiten irgendwie charmant genug sein, mich zu interessieren. Mehr nicht.
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Commander Riker,
Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?
Worf
Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?
Worf
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Commander Riker,
Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?
Worf
Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?
Worf
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remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
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grease floats.
when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.
the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.
listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.
the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.
listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
grease floats.
when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.
the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.
listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.
the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.
listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
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Perfectly good time to remind 🦃,
fats/grease/oils congeal around solids and wreck sewage systems. Let grease cool and scrape it into the trash or freeze it in a plastic container and chuck it on trash day.
Your pipes will thank you. 🚰💕
fats/grease/oils congeal around solids and wreck sewage systems. Let grease cool and scrape it into the trash or freeze it in a plastic container and chuck it on trash day.
Your pipes will thank you. 🚰💕
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Perfectly good time to remind 🦃,
fats/grease/oils congeal around solids and wreck sewage systems. Let grease cool and scrape it into the trash or freeze it in a plastic container and chuck it on trash day.
Your pipes will thank you. 🚰💕
fats/grease/oils congeal around solids and wreck sewage systems. Let grease cool and scrape it into the trash or freeze it in a plastic container and chuck it on trash day.
Your pipes will thank you. 🚰💕
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Jesus was not only the founder of Christianity but also of AquaFitness, which is reflected in the ritual of christening, where you put the person to convert to Christianity under water as a primitive hazing ritual to make them aware of the need to perform under water.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Jesus was not only the founder of Christianity but also of AquaFitness, which is reflected in the ritual of christening, where you put the person to convert to Christianity under water as a primitive hazing ritual to make them aware of the need to perform under water.
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People also really, really need to grow some more personality then "I like an old kids book series that was mid to okay to me because I was young and didn't know it was also super racist, homophobic and sexist". Like, get any other character trait at this point it's been YEARS
Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
People also really, really need to grow some more personality then "I like an old kids book series that was mid to okay to me because I was young and didn't know it was also super racist, homophobic and sexist". Like, get any other character trait at this point it's been YEARS
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How do I remain chill on social media?
A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.
A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.
a sloth is laying in a wicker hammock with the website 4gifs.com in the corner
Alt: a sloth is laying in a wicker hammock
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
How do I remain chill on social media?
A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.
A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.
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Emperor Uriel Septim:
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Emperor Uriel Septim:
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
I wanted to be an artist but they told me there is no money in that so I just used what I knew about coding to get my bachelors degree and here I am
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I wanted to be an artist but they told me there is no money in that so I just used what I knew about coding to get my bachelors degree and here I am
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Me, welcoming everyone to Friendsgiving.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Me, welcoming everyone to Friendsgiving.
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You can have 17th-century birth methods is 17 century outcomes, or you can have 21st century birth methods and 21st century outcomes.
But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .
But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
You can have 17th-century birth methods is 17 century outcomes, or you can have 21st century birth methods and 21st century outcomes.
But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .
But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .
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I was absolutely terrified of transitioning, despite being told my whole life that being more masculine always gives privilege, a thing women still falsely say with the absolute confidence of a person to whom transmasculinity doesn't exist.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I was absolutely terrified of transitioning, despite being told my whole life that being more masculine always gives privilege, a thing women still falsely say with the absolute confidence of a person to whom transmasculinity doesn't exist.
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Das Bild, was ich anhängen wollte, was die erste Textfassung dieser Skeets gelöscht hatte:
Die letzte Seite des Buches:
Die letzte Seite des Buches:
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Das Bild, was ich anhängen wollte, was die erste Textfassung dieser Skeets gelöscht hatte:
Die letzte Seite des Buches:
Die letzte Seite des Buches:
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#30-Tage-Buch-Challenge 5
(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)
„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.
—
(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)
„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.
—
#30-Tage-Buch-Challenge:
Tag 5:
Ein Buch, das in dem Jahrzehnt herausgegeben wurde, als Du geboren wurdest.
#Booksky #Booknerd #Books #Bücher #lesen #Bücherliebe
Tag 5:
Ein Buch, das in dem Jahrzehnt herausgegeben wurde, als Du geboren wurdest.
#Booksky #Booknerd #Books #Bücher #lesen #Bücherliebe
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
#30-Tage-Buch-Challenge 5
(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)
„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.
—
(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)
„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.
—
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The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories
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Ich bin in so einem mentalen Zustand wo ich gern etwas mit sehr viel Käse überbackenes essen möchte
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ich bin in so einem mentalen Zustand wo ich gern etwas mit sehr viel Käse überbackenes essen möchte
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Leute, die die Polizisten verteidigen, die das 12-jährige Mädchen angeschossen haben:
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Leute, die die Polizisten verteidigen, die das 12-jährige Mädchen angeschossen haben:
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen