Tristan Lánstad
@desastertristan.bsky.social
Autor (er/he) » Deutsch/English » Der Geist, der stets verneint. Und das mit Recht; Schreibt an #DarkFantasyDings
Mehr Infos auf tristanlanstad.de
Mehr Infos auf tristanlanstad.de
Pinned
Was ist diese absolut absurde Obsession mit ersten Sätzen in Büchern? Ich würde niemand, der ein Buch nach dem ersten Satz bewertet, auch nur ein abgebranntes Streichholz anvertrauen. Die Handlung muss auf den ersten paar Seiten irgendwie charmant genug sein, mich zu interessieren. Mehr nicht.
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
People also really, really need to grow some more personality then "I like an old kids book series that was mid to okay to me because I was young and didn't know it was also super racist, homophobic and sexist". Like, get any other character trait at this point it's been YEARS
Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
People also really, really need to grow some more personality then "I like an old kids book series that was mid to okay to me because I was young and didn't know it was also super racist, homophobic and sexist". Like, get any other character trait at this point it's been YEARS
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
How do I remain chill on social media?
A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.
A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.
a sloth is laying in a wicker hammock with the website 4gifs.com in the corner
Alt: a sloth is laying in a wicker hammock
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
How do I remain chill on social media?
A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.
A big thing is, don't namesearch. If someone snitch tags you over someone else saying something about you, YOU DIDN'T SEE IT! Don't have any extension that tells you if people block you, you don't need to know. I assume people block me because I'm annoying.
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
Emperor Uriel Septim:
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Emperor Uriel Septim:
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
"You! Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. I was swimming in cough syrup, and there was an orc wearing a tutu. I forget the rest."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
I wanted to be an artist but they told me there is no money in that so I just used what I knew about coding to get my bachelors degree and here I am
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I wanted to be an artist but they told me there is no money in that so I just used what I knew about coding to get my bachelors degree and here I am
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
Me, welcoming everyone to Friendsgiving.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Me, welcoming everyone to Friendsgiving.
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
You can have 17th-century birth methods is 17 century outcomes, or you can have 21st century birth methods and 21st century outcomes.
But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .
But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
You can have 17th-century birth methods is 17 century outcomes, or you can have 21st century birth methods and 21st century outcomes.
But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .
But you can’t get 21st century outcomes from 17th century birth methods .
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
I was absolutely terrified of transitioning, despite being told my whole life that being more masculine always gives privilege, a thing women still falsely say with the absolute confidence of a person to whom transmasculinity doesn't exist.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I was absolutely terrified of transitioning, despite being told my whole life that being more masculine always gives privilege, a thing women still falsely say with the absolute confidence of a person to whom transmasculinity doesn't exist.
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
Das Bild, was ich anhängen wollte, was die erste Textfassung dieser Skeets gelöscht hatte:
Die letzte Seite des Buches:
Die letzte Seite des Buches:
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Das Bild, was ich anhängen wollte, was die erste Textfassung dieser Skeets gelöscht hatte:
Die letzte Seite des Buches:
Die letzte Seite des Buches:
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
#30-Tage-Buch-Challenge 5
(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)
„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.
—
(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)
„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.
—
#30-Tage-Buch-Challenge:
Tag 5:
Ein Buch, das in dem Jahrzehnt herausgegeben wurde, als Du geboren wurdest.
#Booksky #Booknerd #Books #Bücher #lesen #Bücherliebe
Tag 5:
Ein Buch, das in dem Jahrzehnt herausgegeben wurde, als Du geboren wurdest.
#Booksky #Booknerd #Books #Bücher #lesen #Bücherliebe
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
#30-Tage-Buch-Challenge 5
(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)
„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.
—
(Hier nutze ich ein Joker, um mein Geburtsjahr nicht im Internet zu veröffentlichen.)
„Plastikefeu hält sich gut“ von @desastertristan.bsky.social ist ein liebes, spannendes Buch aus den Hochzeiten der Pandemie, in dem ein Virologe einen Personenschützer anheuern muss.
—
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
Ich bin in so einem mentalen Zustand wo ich gern etwas mit sehr viel Käse überbackenes essen möchte
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ich bin in so einem mentalen Zustand wo ich gern etwas mit sehr viel Käse überbackenes essen möchte
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
Leute, die die Polizisten verteidigen, die das 12-jährige Mädchen angeschossen haben:
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Leute, die die Polizisten verteidigen, die das 12-jährige Mädchen angeschossen haben:
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
Elon might be a trillionaire while thousands of families starve, but did you also know he suffers from ARFID and can only eat ethically sourced ortolan bunting OR A5 wagyu that has never been touched by human hands? Maybe don’t be so quick to judge, hmm?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Elon might be a trillionaire while thousands of families starve, but did you also know he suffers from ARFID and can only eat ethically sourced ortolan bunting OR A5 wagyu that has never been touched by human hands? Maybe don’t be so quick to judge, hmm?
Cue all the people thinking hating men is the same as fighting the patriarchy, when it is, in fact, the patriarchy.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Cue all the people thinking hating men is the same as fighting the patriarchy, when it is, in fact, the patriarchy.
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
object slicing ????? are you kidding me?!?!?
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
object slicing ????? are you kidding me?!?!?
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
"if you pass an array to a function it can no longer tell how big it is, you have to tell the function how big the array is in advance" - they made the language wrong then!
(i am joking but it is funny finding out how much harder this is than c# or python)
(i am joking but it is funny finding out how much harder this is than c# or python)
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"if you pass an array to a function it can no longer tell how big it is, you have to tell the function how big the array is in advance" - they made the language wrong then!
(i am joking but it is funny finding out how much harder this is than c# or python)
(i am joking but it is funny finding out how much harder this is than c# or python)
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
C++ is for little worms
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
very irritating whenever anyone acts like a relative handful of incel nazi internet dwellers are representative of an entire generation. in reality when that generation see a more left-wing option on offer they flock to it
The Greens are winning the support of around half of 18 to 24 year olds.
Reform are on 5%. So much for young people's turn to the right!
And the Young Greens now have 40,000 members - the biggest youth and students wing in British politics
Reform are on 5%. So much for young people's turn to the right!
And the Young Greens now have 40,000 members - the biggest youth and students wing in British politics
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
very irritating whenever anyone acts like a relative handful of incel nazi internet dwellers are representative of an entire generation. in reality when that generation see a more left-wing option on offer they flock to it
Reposted by Tristan Lánstad
This might be the most realistic portrayal of being an artist working for indecisive directors/leads I've ever seen on tv. Everyone needs to be watching The Chair Company.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This might be the most realistic portrayal of being an artist working for indecisive directors/leads I've ever seen on tv. Everyone needs to be watching The Chair Company.