Allison DeVoe
@devoeas.bsky.social
Senior executive nerdfighter and chronically online figure skating fan
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We don't have trophies to hoist in figure skating because we can do this instead:
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
February 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
We don't have trophies to hoist in figure skating because we can do this instead:
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
please please please pleASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE
‼️ Provisional Rhythm Dance - Senior and Junior Season 2026-2027
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
please please please pleASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE
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If these three were in charge of negotiating a North American free trade agreement we’d be all set.
This little North American summit between Mexico’s Donovan Carrillo, USA’s Ilia Malinin, and Canada’s Piper Gilles is adorable
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
If these three were in charge of negotiating a North American free trade agreement we’d be all set.
get the fuck back up, kid. let's do it.
Breaking: Ilia Malinin will skate in the Olympic exhibition gala Saturday with the top medalists and has decided to go to the world championships in Prague to defend his title. My @usatodaysports.usatoday.com exclusive:
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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Ilia Malinin to skate in Olympics exhibition gala with top medalists
Ilia Malinin will take the ice again in Milan, skating the exhibition gala Saturday, Feb. 21. The gala features top medalists from the Winter Games.
www.usatoday.com
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
get the fuck back up, kid. let's do it.
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An incredible FOUR MILLION DOLLARS will be distributed to worthy charities bc of the #P4A2026 and there's still time to vote who will get the funds! If you, like us, are looking for some #Tuberculosis fighting causes to support, here are some you can vote for (& you can vote multiple times):
#TBSky
#TBSky
February 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
An incredible FOUR MILLION DOLLARS will be distributed to worthy charities bc of the #P4A2026 and there's still time to vote who will get the funds! If you, like us, are looking for some #Tuberculosis fighting causes to support, here are some you can vote for (& you can vote multiple times):
#TBSky
#TBSky
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everything is securities fraud
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
everything is securities fraud
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Such wonderful timing for the first baby born at the Maternal centre of Excellence during the p4a.
I feel so proud and honoured to be a part of this incredible milestone!
#p4a2026
I feel so proud and honoured to be a part of this incredible milestone!
#p4a2026
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Such wonderful timing for the first baby born at the Maternal centre of Excellence during the p4a.
I feel so proud and honoured to be a part of this incredible milestone!
#p4a2026
I feel so proud and honoured to be a part of this incredible milestone!
#p4a2026
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she texted me back and said "they heard you but thought you meant their scores" 💀
after the first couple skates i texted my friend "what if the men women?" but don't worry, they're not #MilanoCortina2026
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
she texted me back and said "they heard you but thought you meant their scores" 💀
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idk whose idea it was to hold a men’s figure skating competition on Friday the 13th when your average men’s competition is like watching 24 nervous, skittish horses fighting for their lives at the best of times
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
idk whose idea it was to hold a men’s figure skating competition on Friday the 13th when your average men’s competition is like watching 24 nervous, skittish horses fighting for their lives at the best of times
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ah yes, Stephen Gogolev in 5th and just over a point off the podium, as we all expected at this time last year #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
ah yes, Stephen Gogolev in 5th and just over a point off the podium, as we all expected at this time last year #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026
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As much as we talk about it, it always overwhelms me how much Olympic history is unpredictable, written sometimes more by who was there and ready than who was predicted. Bittersweet but true. #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
As much as we talk about it, it always overwhelms me how much Olympic history is unpredictable, written sometimes more by who was there and ready than who was predicted. Bittersweet but true. #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
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i feel so sad for ilia. i'm not really his biggest fan but his intense love for figure skating is adorable. in a way it's good that he has this. he's a great learner. he will learn from it and be back stronger. also i'm incredibly happy for misha, yuma, and shun! 🥹
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i feel so sad for ilia. i'm not really his biggest fan but his intense love for figure skating is adorable. in a way it's good that he has this. he's a great learner. he will learn from it and be back stronger. also i'm incredibly happy for misha, yuma, and shun! 🥹
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
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If “menning” doesn’t enter the mainstream vocabulary after this cursed Friday the 13th men’s free Olympic shitshow, it never will #MilanoCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
If “menning” doesn’t enter the mainstream vocabulary after this cursed Friday the 13th men’s free Olympic shitshow, it never will #MilanoCortina2026
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February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
what a comedown. what a mixed bag of emotions. what joy and what sorrow. like i'm not trying to be deep but fuck man that men's free skate was a lot to handle. i'm supposed to just go on with my life and enjoy the #p4a2026??? #MilanoCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
what a comedown. what a mixed bag of emotions. what joy and what sorrow. like i'm not trying to be deep but fuck man that men's free skate was a lot to handle. i'm supposed to just go on with my life and enjoy the #p4a2026??? #MilanoCortina2026
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Just want to be super clear: those specific French ice dancers are evil.
Our delightful weirdos Evgeniia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud are the best and don't deserve to catch any strays here.
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
Our delightful weirdos Evgeniia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud are the best and don't deserve to catch any strays here.
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
"The French ice dancers are evil" is something I just learned and also could have easily told you had you asked me knowing nothing about anything.
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Just want to be super clear: those specific French ice dancers are evil.
Our delightful weirdos Evgeniia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud are the best and don't deserve to catch any strays here.
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
Our delightful weirdos Evgeniia Lopareva and Geoffrey Brissaud are the best and don't deserve to catch any strays here.
#MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
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Ice dance and figure skating have such an awful reputation for damaging and discarding women and as you watch the ISU saunter past every opportunity to repair that reputation eventually you have to wonder if they like it actually. They don't fix it because this is exactly how they want things to be
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Ice dance and figure skating have such an awful reputation for damaging and discarding women and as you watch the ISU saunter past every opportunity to repair that reputation eventually you have to wonder if they like it actually. They don't fix it because this is exactly how they want things to be
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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I love figure skating because I don't know what the fuck is going on and when I find figure skating veterans they are going "what the fuck is going on!?"
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I love figure skating because I don't know what the fuck is going on and when I find figure skating veterans they are going "what the fuck is going on!?"
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What an awful message the sport of figure skating just sent to sexual abuse survivors and victims, and parents who want their children to participate in a safe sport.
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Controversial French team winning gold is awful for figure skating, abuse survivors | Opinion
What a slap in the face this result is to Chock and Bates, who have been the heart and soul of the American team, columnist Christine Brennan writes.
www.usatoday.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
What an awful message the sport of figure skating just sent to sexual abuse survivors and victims, and parents who want their children to participate in a safe sport.
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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Gracing your feeds with the poise, strength and beauty of our U.S. Ice Dance team ⭐️ #WinterOlympics
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Gracing your feeds with the poise, strength and beauty of our U.S. Ice Dance team ⭐️ #WinterOlympics
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There is absolutely nothing more Madi and Evan could have done. They left it all on the ice and didn't put a foot wrong. I hope they're proud no matter what the outcome. #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
There is absolutely nothing more Madi and Evan could have done. They left it all on the ice and didn't put a foot wrong. I hope they're proud no matter what the outcome. #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026
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Brendan Fraser is a sexual assault survivor, so it is extra gross for the rape culture team to be skating to the soundtrack of one of his movies
#FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026
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#FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026
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“I was blaming myself and I was miserable”: Brendan Fraser’s #MeToo moment
The actor’s story is a reminder that men experience sexual misconduct, too.
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February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Brendan Fraser is a sexual assault survivor, so it is extra gross for the rape culture team to be skating to the soundtrack of one of his movies
#FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026
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#FigureSkating
#MilanoCortina2026
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