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Daniel Feldsien
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Writer/filmmaker in the middle of nowhere, which is one of the smaller markets. Freelance video editor, St. Louis native.
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If you think overpopulation is a real problem I instantly lose a huge amount of respect for you.
This frayed bit of string on my couch looks like the Loch Ness monster.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Thinking about getting a bumper sticker that says, “let’s all zipper merge!”
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Thing is, we allow politicians to vote on whether or not they themselves are guilty. And they shockingly keep saying no.

Is there a fucking form I can fill out for a foreign government to arrest my government?
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I truly believe that most people, if they found out someone they knew was a convicted child sex trafficker, would stop talking to that person. Yet apparently that's not the case for anyone in a position of power
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Alright collectors:

How much is a penny worth now?
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s so hard when you watch a kids movie and it clearly borrows a lot from Boss Baby.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“Robots” had some great social lessons, but I think a lesser talked about one is the danger of parasocial relationships, and thinking some rich guy you never met cares about you and will lift you out of poverty.
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Anyone else notice how the past five years the script on veterans has changed from “those who served” to “those who gave their lives”.

I think it’s because if you talk to living Veterans they clearly disagree with the direction our government has been going for decades.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Is it just me or do y’all get a “quick, we gotta fuck up as much shit as we can because they’re eventually gonna shut us down and try us for treason” vibe of late?

seriously…
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pride.
it’s the 21st century and you’re telling me we haven’t been able to come up with any deadlier sins than the original seven? what are we even doing with our lives
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Sounds fine to me, now this puppy is worth more than ever
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Please, God in Heaven, Lord of Hosts, King of Kings, Big Guy, let every company learn this lesson:

You don’t get a bigger market share simply by having a wider variety of product.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.

The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.

#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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there will be a prominent political assassin that did it bc of an unhealthy AI relationship.
I've noticed some people on Twitter are prone to arguing with Grok, posing leading questions to get Grok to confirm their most delusional, conspiratorial beliefs. I worry that this behavior + AI's politeness bias + lack of mental health services + widespread guns will lead to bad things.
First the terrorist tried to enter campus in a car filled with guns. When he wasn’t allowed past the gates, he started firing from a CVS drugstore across the street. From a semi-automatic weapon, 500 shots is a lot. He was at it for a long time.

Here are the weapons & shell casings he left behind.
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Once again, my former breeding stud dog’s government name genuinely is “Semi-Sweet Teddy Bear of QKC”
white people love giving their dog a middle name
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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"All right, class, who knows what Watson and Crick discovered?"
"Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"That's correct."
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Any company that spreads disease right after some regulation in their industry is cancelled, is one you never want anything to do with ever again.

I don’t fuck with anyone who has to be forced to follow safety.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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ChatGPT is doing everything 80s parents thought heavy metal and D&D did and I wish this was hyperbole
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If Dante’s Inferno did the whole series, his definitely would’ve been in the Paradiso game.
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Idle thought.

I'm actually very okay with robots reducing the man hours needed to do a job if this means workers get the same pay for less work.

I'm all for automation if it means workers reap those benefits too.

But that's not how this has ever worked. At least not without unions.
Quit Amazon and all of their affiliates now! They have already started replacing workers with robots. Their goal is to replace half a million workers with robots. Their reason? Humans are inefficient and cutting into their bottom line. But they need humans to buy their products so stop buying them!
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Just got my AFF script feedback and it’s just a 2019 TripAdvisor review for Chili’s??? #scriptsky
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I love it when I get the dishwasher and laundry going and then sit down to relax. I'm Jane Jetson with my robot maids
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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My body isn’t too weird but more than one person has told me that just before they touch me it seems like my skin is really hot but then you do touch me and I’m actually kinda cold.

Fuck you mean I have a corona?
September 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Dear every-hiring-manager-in-the-country:

Video Editors tend to be very introverted, and therefore don't tend to make very good Social Media Managers.

Please stop putting up job posting for video editors when what you really want is a social media manager. Those need to be done by two people.
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM