Sam Dillmania
@dillmania3.bsky.social
Cosmic wonder child. Petter of animals. Taker of naps. Creative who can’t turn off her brain.
Enjoy
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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there hasn’t been a song of the summer yet because we can’t hear it over the screaming
July 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
there hasn’t been a song of the summer yet because we can’t hear it over the screaming
It will be the first time seeing @themountaingoats.bsky.social tonight. After having them on repeat to survive the last two years, I am hoping for some catharsis. (Wishing they’d play spent gladiator 1 or 2 but I think it is unlikely? 😭)
July 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It will be the first time seeing @themountaingoats.bsky.social tonight. After having them on repeat to survive the last two years, I am hoping for some catharsis. (Wishing they’d play spent gladiator 1 or 2 but I think it is unlikely? 😭)
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We're deporting Vietnamese immigrants to South Sudan.
JUST IN: Attorneys for Burmese and Vietnamese migrants accuse the Trump administration deporting them to South Sudan in violation of a court order.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
May 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We're deporting Vietnamese immigrants to South Sudan.
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people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT
May 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT
I gotta hand it to Pope Fran on this one. Making one last Easter service, ghosting JD Vance, deciding to see him to give him a second compassion lecture on Easter anyway and then promptly dying the next day?
As a former catholic, I must say, truly a baller move.
As a former catholic, I must say, truly a baller move.
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I gotta hand it to Pope Fran on this one. Making one last Easter service, ghosting JD Vance, deciding to see him to give him a second compassion lecture on Easter anyway and then promptly dying the next day?
As a former catholic, I must say, truly a baller move.
As a former catholic, I must say, truly a baller move.
Happy Birthday to Robert from @thecure.com and me. So happy to share this day with you!
April 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy Birthday to Robert from @thecure.com and me. So happy to share this day with you!
We are not a serious country.
The geniuses at DOGE are bringing us insights like "I'm not really sure why the tax agency for a country of 330 million people has a larger staff than a midsize bank"
March 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We are not a serious country.
@fetterman.senate.gov You’re bad and you should feel bad. But you would need a literal conscious and self-awareness so I’m not holding my breath.
Netanyahu Gives John Fetterman a Silver-Plated Beeper: ‘I Love It… Thank You For This.’ Imagine loving a gift from a war criminal. Fetterman is douche bag. www.mediaite.com/politics/net...
Netanyahu Gives John Fetterman a Silver-Plated Beeper: ‘I Love It… Thank You For This’
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave Sen. John Fetterman a "silver-plated beeper" this week in reference to Israel's 2024 explosive pager attack.
www.mediaite.com
March 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@fetterman.senate.gov You’re bad and you should feel bad. But you would need a literal conscious and self-awareness so I’m not holding my breath.
@fetterman.senate.gov THIS IS FUCKING GROSS DUDE. You continue to disappoint and embarrass Pennsylvania.
Netanyahu: This is a silver-plated beeper. The real beeper is like one-tenth the weight. But it changes history.
Fetterman: When that story broke, I was like, "Oh, I love it. I love it." And now it's like, thank you for this.
Fetterman: When that story broke, I was like, "Oh, I love it. I love it." And now it's like, thank you for this.
March 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@fetterman.senate.gov THIS IS FUCKING GROSS DUDE. You continue to disappoint and embarrass Pennsylvania.
@fetterman.senate.gov YOU MAKE ME EMBARRASSED TO BE A PENNSYLVANIAN. You don’t stand for us. I’m so tired of calling and emailing you begging for you to listen to us. You and McCormick should just kiss already. When you get your lips off Donald’s ass.
March 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov YOU MAKE ME EMBARRASSED TO BE A PENNSYLVANIAN. You don’t stand for us. I’m so tired of calling and emailing you begging for you to listen to us. You and McCormick should just kiss already. When you get your lips off Donald’s ass.
@fetterman.senate.gov You better not vote in support of this GOP Budget CR. For the love of god and PENNSYLVANIA. Please do not vote in favor of this BS.
March 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov You better not vote in support of this GOP Budget CR. For the love of god and PENNSYLVANIA. Please do not vote in favor of this BS.
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Lent begins this week. And if you're a medieval English abbot that means one thing: eel-rents!
At the start of Lent tenants all over England came to pay their yearly rent in eels. Hundreds of thousands of eels.
But how? Why?
Well...it's about sex & availability, you see. 1/7
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At the start of Lent tenants all over England came to pay their yearly rent in eels. Hundreds of thousands of eels.
But how? Why?
Well...it's about sex & availability, you see. 1/7
🗃️🧪
March 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Lent begins this week. And if you're a medieval English abbot that means one thing: eel-rents!
At the start of Lent tenants all over England came to pay their yearly rent in eels. Hundreds of thousands of eels.
But how? Why?
Well...it's about sex & availability, you see. 1/7
🗃️🧪
At the start of Lent tenants all over England came to pay their yearly rent in eels. Hundreds of thousands of eels.
But how? Why?
Well...it's about sex & availability, you see. 1/7
🗃️🧪
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ChatGPT is not a search engine nor a research database. Y'all need to stop treating it that way. You have to verify everything it tells you.
March 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
ChatGPT is not a search engine nor a research database. Y'all need to stop treating it that way. You have to verify everything it tells you.
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
March 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
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Why the fuck are we still normalizing a private citizen with zero legal authority, no oath to the Constitution, and multiple court orders against his machinations acting like he’s in charge?
Why the fuck are we still normalizing a private citizen with zero legal authority, no oath to the Constitution, and multiple court orders against his machinations acting like he’s in charge?
March 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Why the fuck are we still normalizing a private citizen with zero legal authority, no oath to the Constitution, and multiple court orders against his machinations acting like he’s in charge?
Why the fuck are we still normalizing a private citizen with zero legal authority, no oath to the Constitution, and multiple court orders against his machinations acting like he’s in charge?
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Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
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Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.
February 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.
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Spoken like a true dictator.
February 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Spoken like a true dictator.
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JD Vance's remarks here at the Munich Security Conference were an attack on our allies and a gift to the Kremlin.
Exactly the wrong message right now.
Exactly the wrong message right now.
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
JD Vance's remarks here at the Munich Security Conference were an attack on our allies and a gift to the Kremlin.
Exactly the wrong message right now.
Exactly the wrong message right now.
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Elon Musk is trying to access your personal bank and tax data.
The world’s richest man should not and cannot be able to snoop around your personal finances.
Period. End of story.
The world’s richest man should not and cannot be able to snoop around your personal finances.
Period. End of story.
February 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Elon Musk is trying to access your personal bank and tax data.
The world’s richest man should not and cannot be able to snoop around your personal finances.
Period. End of story.
The world’s richest man should not and cannot be able to snoop around your personal finances.
Period. End of story.
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Elon Musk and Nancy Mace think they are going to scare me and silence me with a censure. They don’t want opposition as they raid the social safety net. Democrats need to fight harder, not retreat. I’m not backing down folks, I’m from Long Beach.
February 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Elon Musk and Nancy Mace think they are going to scare me and silence me with a censure. They don’t want opposition as they raid the social safety net. Democrats need to fight harder, not retreat. I’m not backing down folks, I’m from Long Beach.
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“I think calling Elon Musk a dick is pretty kind, actually, considering everything he’s done.”
Watch full interview with @briantylercohen.bsky.social at: youtu.be/Eac2IQ9lR5k?...
Watch full interview with @briantylercohen.bsky.social at: youtu.be/Eac2IQ9lR5k?...
February 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“I think calling Elon Musk a dick is pretty kind, actually, considering everything he’s done.”
Watch full interview with @briantylercohen.bsky.social at: youtu.be/Eac2IQ9lR5k?...
Watch full interview with @briantylercohen.bsky.social at: youtu.be/Eac2IQ9lR5k?...
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it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in