DiscordianStooge
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One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.
“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”
@theguardian.com
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@theguardian.com
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Dude, Love it.
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dude, Love it.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
The worst part of my kids getting older is no reason to have corn dogs in my freezer for the random moments I want a corn dog.
December 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The worst part of my kids getting older is no reason to have corn dogs in my freezer for the random moments I want a corn dog.
Trump Don't Be an Utter Piece of Shit for 10 Whole Minutes Challenge.
Difficulty: Impossible
Difficulty: Impossible
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trump Don't Be an Utter Piece of Shit for 10 Whole Minutes Challenge.
Difficulty: Impossible
Difficulty: Impossible
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Rival CDC in Avignon
Breaking: Gov. Gavin Newsom plans to announce on Monday that California has hired two former CDC leaders who accused the Trump administration of abandoning scientific standards.
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
California Hires Former C.D.C. Officials Who Criticized Trump Administration
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rival CDC in Avignon
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when u see a book about a penguin with two dads
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
when u see a book about a penguin with two dads
Secretary of Defense and Secretary of Transportation need to have a talk?
The pilot of a JetBlue flight reported on Friday that he narrowly avoided colliding with a U.S. military aircraft over the Caribbean after an Air Force refueling tanker passed in front of the commercial plane without broadcasting its position, according to air traffic control radio communications.
U.S. Military Plane and JetBlue Flight Nearly Collided Over Caribbean, Radio Traffic Shows
The Air Force refueling tanker was flying without its location transponder activated and could not be detected by air traffic control.
nyti.ms
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Secretary of Defense and Secretary of Transportation need to have a talk?
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Temu Goebbels and his crew of sentient slime are unreachable fanatics who need to be banished from public life forever
NEW: A legal group founded by Stephen Miller filed a federal complaint this week against the NFL's San Francisco 49ers, calling for investigation into discrimination arising from DEI. The complaint names Head Coach Kyle Shanahan and says "merit is apparently tossed aside for woke ideology."
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Temu Goebbels and his crew of sentient slime are unreachable fanatics who need to be banished from public life forever
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🇺🇸 On this day 25 years ago, The Conservative Supreme Court handed George W. Bush the 2000 presidential election.
A heartbroken Al Gore graciously conceded, and delivered a passionate call for national unity.
🇺🇸 Just 20 years later, Donald J. Trump lost by 7 million votes and attacked our country.
A heartbroken Al Gore graciously conceded, and delivered a passionate call for national unity.
🇺🇸 Just 20 years later, Donald J. Trump lost by 7 million votes and attacked our country.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
🇺🇸 On this day 25 years ago, The Conservative Supreme Court handed George W. Bush the 2000 presidential election.
A heartbroken Al Gore graciously conceded, and delivered a passionate call for national unity.
🇺🇸 Just 20 years later, Donald J. Trump lost by 7 million votes and attacked our country.
A heartbroken Al Gore graciously conceded, and delivered a passionate call for national unity.
🇺🇸 Just 20 years later, Donald J. Trump lost by 7 million votes and attacked our country.
The Roku Channel AP has a Law & Order channel. In my day, we called that A&E.
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Roku Channel AP has a Law & Order channel. In my day, we called that A&E.
8 Bedrooms, 1 Bathroom. This is definitely hell.
1. Note that the girl in this pastoral fantasy is sort of a landscape feature, like Stinky’s, not autonomous.
2. Also I am 75% sure she’s not a nice girl, she’s awful, and also she’s dead and this is her Hell
2. Also I am 75% sure she’s not a nice girl, she’s awful, and also she’s dead and this is her Hell
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
8 Bedrooms, 1 Bathroom. This is definitely hell.
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Holiday reminder. Do not donate to The Salvation Army. There are many worthwhile charities to choose from if you get the urge to donate. This homophobic and transphobic should not get your dollars to support their hatred.
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Holiday reminder. Do not donate to The Salvation Army. There are many worthwhile charities to choose from if you get the urge to donate. This homophobic and transphobic should not get your dollars to support their hatred.
JC Superstar really bringing it at the Ordway!
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
JC Superstar really bringing it at the Ordway!
I love threads like this because I have no idea who is the leftist and whether anyone is being sarcastic or what any of them are actually talking about.
A local leftist had a beer with me and people are being predictably normal about her now
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I love threads like this because I have no idea who is the leftist and whether anyone is being sarcastic or what any of them are actually talking about.
Weekend is here! I have JC Superstar tickets for tonight, then I can spend tomorrow's deep freeze snug in my house. I think it's time to start Kingdom Come: Deliverence 2.
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Weekend is here! I have JC Superstar tickets for tonight, then I can spend tomorrow's deep freeze snug in my house. I think it's time to start Kingdom Come: Deliverence 2.
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It’s incredible they keep saying this and a confirmation that he’s seriously ill.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It’s incredible they keep saying this and a confirmation that he’s seriously ill.
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Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
republicans usually jump all over Christians being targeted by the government, so I'm sure they will be stepping up here.
Kristi Noem has attacked Sister Norma Pimentel, a leader of Catholic Charities serving immigrants in the Texas Rio Grande Valley, after she spoke out bravely criticizing DHS deportation projects, echoing the words of Pope Leo. www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/268391/...
DHS cuts off aid to Texas Catholic Charities
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has suspended Catholic Charities of the Rio Grande Valley (CCRGV) from receiving federal funding, according to CCRGV.
www.catholicnewsagency.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
republicans usually jump all over Christians being targeted by the government, so I'm sure they will be stepping up here.
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
Headline says "trapped," but the idiot agent jumped into the car and struggled against being pushed out. They then drove him to a police station. Calling this a kidnapping should be charged as filing a false police report.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Headline says "trapped," but the idiot agent jumped into the car and struggled against being pushed out. They then drove him to a police station. Calling this a kidnapping should be charged as filing a false police report.