DiscordianStooge
@discordianstooge.bsky.social
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One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.
“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”
@theguardian.com
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@theguardian.com
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I don’t know why, but somehow the appearance of David Brooks in the Epstein files leaves me incandescently angry.
I’m not a big fan of Brooks’ work, but if that motherfucker ever publishes another word suggesting that liberals have deficient personal character, I have something to remind him of.
I’m not a big fan of Brooks’ work, but if that motherfucker ever publishes another word suggesting that liberals have deficient personal character, I have something to remind him of.
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don’t know why, but somehow the appearance of David Brooks in the Epstein files leaves me incandescently angry.
I’m not a big fan of Brooks’ work, but if that motherfucker ever publishes another word suggesting that liberals have deficient personal character, I have something to remind him of.
I’m not a big fan of Brooks’ work, but if that motherfucker ever publishes another word suggesting that liberals have deficient personal character, I have something to remind him of.
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Fusion has been ten years away for the last forty years. It may, at long last, be only five years away for the next forty. Anyhow, the next Democratic administration should make relentless criminal and civil prosecution of the Trump crime family the cornerstone of their ethos.
"The answer, of course, is grift. The answer is always grift."
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Why Is Trump's Truth Social Merging With a Nuclear Fusion Company?
The answer, of course, is grift. The answer is always grift.
www.gravityisgone.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fusion has been ten years away for the last forty years. It may, at long last, be only five years away for the next forty. Anyhow, the next Democratic administration should make relentless criminal and civil prosecution of the Trump crime family the cornerstone of their ethos.
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I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
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Three years after Jeffrey Epstein was sentenced to prison for "procuring for prostitution a girl below age 18," David Brooks hung out with him at an event, which Brooks declined to disclose in a recent Epstein-files-are-no-big-deal column, and the NYT is fine with that.
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Statement from the NYT, which is useful context, but still feel like you gotta mention it in the column!
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Three years after Jeffrey Epstein was sentenced to prison for "procuring for prostitution a girl below age 18," David Brooks hung out with him at an event, which Brooks declined to disclose in a recent Epstein-files-are-no-big-deal column, and the NYT is fine with that.
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
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This is like calling a swastika a "Jewish-related symbol."
Rams star WR Puka Nacua had a lot to say on a live stream yesterday, from criticizing NFL officiating to working on a Jewish-related touchdown celebration.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Rams’ Puka Nacua criticizes NFL refs on live stream: ‘They want to be on TV, too’
The Rams' All-Pro receiver made the comments during a live stream with Adin Ross and N3on.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is like calling a swastika a "Jewish-related symbol."
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The networks were afraid not to run Trump because they assumed he would use his office to punish them if they didn’t. The irony is that this is what Biden was warning about, a warning they chose not to share with America.
You'll remember that when Biden delivered an address in 2022, networks refused to air it because they said it was "political" www.washingtonpost.com/media/2022/0...
As Biden warned about democracy’s collapse, TV networks aired reruns
Broadcasters NBC, CBS and ABC usually air presidential prime-time addresses live. But they found Biden's Philadelphia speech more "political" than newsworthy.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The networks were afraid not to run Trump because they assumed he would use his office to punish them if they didn’t. The irony is that this is what Biden was warning about, a warning they chose not to share with America.
My Boss: Here's a Christmas bonus!
Me: Thank you so much!
My Boss: It will be deducted from your first paycheck next year.
Me: Thank you so much!
My Boss: It will be deducted from your first paycheck next year.
Trump’s $1,776 checks for more than a million troops, announced Wednesday, will actually come from reconciliation funds previously allocated by Congress that were intended to subsidize housing allowances for service members, a senior administration official confirmed.
Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus
More than $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now it’s being used for $1,776 checks.
www.defenseone.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My Boss: Here's a Christmas bonus!
Me: Thank you so much!
My Boss: It will be deducted from your first paycheck next year.
Me: Thank you so much!
My Boss: It will be deducted from your first paycheck next year.
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My private equity owned dentist does things a little differently. I pay a monthly fee to keep the teeth I already have, and if I unsubscribe they send a guy to knock them out
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My private equity owned dentist does things a little differently. I pay a monthly fee to keep the teeth I already have, and if I unsubscribe they send a guy to knock them out
Every once in a while I skip my allergy nose spray because surely I don't need it every day, and it turns out I need it every day.
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Every once in a while I skip my allergy nose spray because surely I don't need it every day, and it turns out I need it every day.
It's not just that trump keeps bringing people, it's that he keeps fake bribing people with money he's never going to give them and they keep falling for it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's not just that trump keeps bringing people, it's that he keeps fake bribing people with money he's never going to give them and they keep falling for it.
I just got a bout 3 posts back in a thread that was made by the author reposting the previous post, and boy is that a terrible way to make a thread.
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I just got a bout 3 posts back in a thread that was made by the author reposting the previous post, and boy is that a terrible way to make a thread.
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Carr's entire testimony yesterday focused around now suddenly claiming that the FCC ISN'T independent and serves entirely at the whims of our mad idiot king. This was so important to them that they CHANGED THE FCC WEBSITE DURING HIS TESTIMONY to prop up his lie and pivot:
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Carr's entire testimony yesterday focused around now suddenly claiming that the FCC ISN'T independent and serves entirely at the whims of our mad idiot king. This was so important to them that they CHANGED THE FCC WEBSITE DURING HIS TESTIMONY to prop up his lie and pivot:
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
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After ICE did this in Illinois, the Secretary of State revoked the plates, sent a cease and desist to ICE, threatened to suspend rental car licenses for allowing ICE to swap plates and set up a tip hotline to report plate tampering.
MN deserves the same action.
www.ilsos.gov/news/2025/de...
MN deserves the same action.
www.ilsos.gov/news/2025/de...
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
After ICE did this in Illinois, the Secretary of State revoked the plates, sent a cease and desist to ICE, threatened to suspend rental car licenses for allowing ICE to swap plates and set up a tip hotline to report plate tampering.
MN deserves the same action.
www.ilsos.gov/news/2025/de...
MN deserves the same action.
www.ilsos.gov/news/2025/de...
Dude, Love it.
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dude, Love it.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
The worst part of my kids getting older is no reason to have corn dogs in my freezer for the random moments I want a corn dog.
December 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The worst part of my kids getting older is no reason to have corn dogs in my freezer for the random moments I want a corn dog.
Trump Don't Be an Utter Piece of Shit for 10 Whole Minutes Challenge.
Difficulty: Impossible
Difficulty: Impossible
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Trump Don't Be an Utter Piece of Shit for 10 Whole Minutes Challenge.
Difficulty: Impossible
Difficulty: Impossible
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Rival CDC in Avignon
Breaking: Gov. Gavin Newsom plans to announce on Monday that California has hired two former CDC leaders who accused the Trump administration of abandoning scientific standards.
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/u...
California Hires Former C.D.C. Officials Who Criticized Trump Administration
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rival CDC in Avignon