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Hog Washer
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Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
I regret to inform you all that due to knight of the seven kingdoms I am once again all in one westerosi bullshit
February 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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I am not watching rfk jr and kid rock no matter how many times you post the video
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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USA had a 5-0 lead, Norway brought it back level but the US with the 🔨 gets the win on their final stone
February 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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It's corny as hell but the solution to fascism is loving thy neighbor
This is all due to the incredible resistance of the people of Minnesota.

Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.

I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
Homan in Minnesota: "I have proposed, and President Trump has concurred, that this surge operation conclude. A significant drawdown has already been underway this week and will continue."
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Operation metro surge is ending but operation “go fuck yourselves you fascist pieces of shit” will continue forever.
February 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Plus Draft King commercials: 🗑️
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Watching another episode of entourage will fix my brain, I know it
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Will stancil is right and every single person on this stupid god damn site not from the twin cities telling him that it’s actually good that agitators are lighting things on fire can jump off a bridge
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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have they done a movie? If not, can they do a movie?
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Bakeoff/baking enthusiasts: My episode of the Great American Baking Show: Big Game Edition is out now! You can find it on the Roku Channel
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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The VERY MEAN AND NASTY Jesus Christ flipped over a bunch of tables in the temple and assaulted our fine money changers with a whip! HE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. Jesus is a well-known leftist who has NO RESPECT for the businesses that make our houses of worship great!
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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More than a week before his crucifixion by Roman law enforcement, Jesus of Nazareth infuriated other authorities as he overturned vendor tables at the temple farmers market and cursed at an innocent fig tree causing it to wither, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
More than a week before federal agents killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their SUV, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
Videos Show Alex Pretti in Confrontation With Agents 11 Days Before His Death
More than a week before federal agents killed Mr. Pretti, a Minneapolis nurse, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their S.U.V.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Love the new layer to awkward work small talk when coworkers say stupid shit like “oh I bet it’s pretty cold in St. Paul today!” At the beginning of meetings. Lady we had armed men circling a fuckin daycare this morning this is all meaningless
January 28, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Big oof for Miami
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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getting wiped out by a sledding terlit
Minneapolis can still laugh
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
West coast time is the devils time zone
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Why does my cat want to eat a bag of epsom salt so bad
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
refs really want an 8-9 bucs in the playoffs
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
Kim Mulkey 🤝 Lane Kiffin

📸 LSUwbkb via X
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
As a dumb kid this genuinely baffled me. I could not wrap my head around him being born in December and being 33 in March
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Dec 29
An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM