Hog Washer
@djsalad.bsky.social
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
West coast time is the devils time zone
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
West coast time is the devils time zone
Why does my cat want to eat a bag of epsom salt so bad
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Why does my cat want to eat a bag of epsom salt so bad
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refs really want an 8-9 bucs in the playoffs
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
refs really want an 8-9 bucs in the playoffs
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The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
As a dumb kid this genuinely baffled me. I could not wrap my head around him being born in December and being 33 in March
An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As a dumb kid this genuinely baffled me. I could not wrap my head around him being born in December and being 33 in March
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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Ends up in the fewest net passing yards (3) in a win in Vikings franchise history, and the fewest in the NFL in 40 years
Fewest net passing yards in a win in the Super Bowl era
Addison's 65-yard rushing touchdown very much keeps the Vikings in play to join this list. They're still at -7 net passing yards.
Addison's 65-yard rushing touchdown very much keeps the Vikings in play to join this list. They're still at -7 net passing yards.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ends up in the fewest net passing yards (3) in a win in Vikings franchise history, and the fewest in the NFL in 40 years
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This hostage situation seems pretty scary but Harry Ellis has done some coke and has some pretty exciting ideas about how we can work this out
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This hostage situation seems pretty scary but Harry Ellis has done some coke and has some pretty exciting ideas about how we can work this out
I scheduled a work meeting for December 29th, I have officially become the evil I always hated
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I scheduled a work meeting for December 29th, I have officially become the evil I always hated
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Unknown person in the Wedge soliciting voice messages: "leave a message telling me about a weird dream you had."
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Unknown person in the Wedge soliciting voice messages: "leave a message telling me about a weird dream you had."
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"What's My Age Again" fucking elite bumper music
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"What's My Age Again" fucking elite bumper music
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started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
The new iOS blows, are ui designers the dumbest people on the planet or what
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The new iOS blows, are ui designers the dumbest people on the planet or what
Some moron is gonna take all of that at once and never shit right again
now we have dr drew pitching a cold & flu kit on ESPN 2 that includes ivermectin FFS
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Some moron is gonna take all of that at once and never shit right again
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I ought to have my head examined by inviting both Tony Romo and Tom Brady into my home today.
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I ought to have my head examined by inviting both Tony Romo and Tom Brady into my home today.
I love all the straight up wack job shit pro athletes get tricked into doing
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I love all the straight up wack job shit pro athletes get tricked into doing
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IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
IT'S HAPPENING! The Star Wars THEATRICAL EDITION is Coming to Theaters!
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
Holy SHIT the Vikings stink
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Holy SHIT the Vikings stink
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Do the Vikings practice
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Do the Vikings practice
fuckin BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
fuckin BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dartmouth poly-sci guy unfamiliar with the concept of "a job" color me surprised
Brendan Nyhan (political scientist at Dartmouth College) asks a key question in his NYT Op-ed today, The Boomers Are Protesting Trump. Where Is Gen Z? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/o...
Opinion | The Boomers Are Protesting Trump. Where Is Gen Z?
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
dartmouth poly-sci guy unfamiliar with the concept of "a job" color me surprised
OH SHIT BROSMANIA IS UPON US
Kevin O’Connell said J.J. McCarthy is in the concussion protocol. McCarthy reported some symptoms as the #Vikings came home last night, O’Connell said.
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
OH SHIT BROSMANIA IS UPON US