DocBadwrench
@docbadwrench.bsky.social
I am a chief creative at ClearDaemonic Media Group, where I make fun things for my various communities. I enjoy movies, video games, and movie-riffing (MST3K, Rifftrax, and Dumb Industries, among others). Also, I am a cat.
@billcorbett.bsky.social Any cool stories about this? I'm now aware of two videogames you did voices for.
The Sherlock Holmes games on the NEC TurboDuo CD-ROM were voiced by @billcorbett.bsky.social very early in his career
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@billcorbett.bsky.social Any cool stories about this? I'm now aware of two videogames you did voices for.
Back in July, I watched Deathstalker II. It's cheesy and dumb and still a lot of fun. Here's the best moment. letterboxd.com/docbadwrench...
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Back in July, I watched Deathstalker II. It's cheesy and dumb and still a lot of fun. Here's the best moment. letterboxd.com/docbadwrench...
This piece reveals the truth we all know: The average Trader Joe's Parking Lot is a malevolent force, a panopticon of evil intent that glories in casual suffering. It wears a monocle and twirls a long handlebar mustache while cackling with glee every time a car enters its periphery.
"Each of my parking spots is precisely three inches longer and two inches narrower than the average parking spot. The designers say it is to save money and be economically friendly, but I know the truth: my only goal is to fuck you up."
I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
My game begins at once: a team of crack architects and city planners conspire to bring me to your city. People rejoice, and so do I, for the game i...
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November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This piece reveals the truth we all know: The average Trader Joe's Parking Lot is a malevolent force, a panopticon of evil intent that glories in casual suffering. It wears a monocle and twirls a long handlebar mustache while cackling with glee every time a car enters its periphery.
It finally arrived! I have the physical media of @rifftrax.com Timecop and the physical proof that I am, in fact, their favorite customer. Just like all the other customers.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It finally arrived! I have the physical media of @rifftrax.com Timecop and the physical proof that I am, in fact, their favorite customer. Just like all the other customers.
I have been remembering dreams quite a lot lately. My key? Lots of consistent sleep. I have an alarm but I usually don't wake to it. I remember a fair amount of detail, enough that I'm half-tempted to start a dream journal. Like my waking self, my dreaming self really likes interesting places...
Interesting read about dreams. ✨️😴
Why don’t you remember all your dreams?
Whether you recall them or not, you likely dream nightly.
www.popsci.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I have been remembering dreams quite a lot lately. My key? Lots of consistent sleep. I have an alarm but I usually don't wake to it. I remember a fair amount of detail, enough that I'm half-tempted to start a dream journal. Like my waking self, my dreaming self really likes interesting places...
And if all you @rifftrax.com fans love The Humanoid, you HAVE GOT to see another terribly bad Italian star wars knockoff: Star Odyssey. Here are some horrible highlights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jitq...
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November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
And if all you @rifftrax.com fans love The Humanoid, you HAVE GOT to see another terribly bad Italian star wars knockoff: Star Odyssey. Here are some horrible highlights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jitq...
Oh man, I have watched this unriffed. I can safely predict this will be a fun one.
It's a Star Wars ripoff starring Richard Kiel... WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? The Humanoid is now on RiffTrax!
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh man, I have watched this unriffed. I can safely predict this will be a fun one.
OMG this is so bought.
Time to GetEven with Champagne and Bullets! One of our most requested riffs is finally here: www.rifftrax.com/champagne-an...
Champagne and Bullets
The RiffTrax Pantheon is filled with hubristic auteurs who thought that they could write, produce, direct, and star in their own movies, despite the fact that they were previously software salesmen,
www.rifftrax.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
OMG this is so bought.
From a few years ago. I miss making 3D stuff. www.artstation.com/artwork/nEDEqK
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
From a few years ago. I miss making 3D stuff. www.artstation.com/artwork/nEDEqK
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"I’m not looking so bad now, huh? Absolute best case, the LLM-generated legal advice you get is merely plagiarizing, probably from me. But more likely, it’s a mish-mash of Reddit posts filtered through an algorithm coded by a Belarusian teen on the run from Interpol."
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
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November 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"I’m not looking so bad now, huh? Absolute best case, the LLM-generated legal advice you get is merely plagiarizing, probably from me. But more likely, it’s a mish-mash of Reddit posts filtered through an algorithm coded by a Belarusian teen on the run from Interpol."
God l loved that show. Still own them on DVD. But I just haven't had the heart to revisit it since the loss of Phil Hartman and the failure to lose Joe Rogan.
NewsRadio Halloween might be my favorite sitcom Halloween episode
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
God l loved that show. Still own them on DVD. But I just haven't had the heart to revisit it since the loss of Phil Hartman and the failure to lose Joe Rogan.
I feel you, trail. Carl is the worst. Don't let him lecture you about his favorite supplements.
"How long before this trek ends up as a LinkedIn think piece? 'Five Things Mother Nature Taught Me About Payroll Automation.' I give it ninety minutes, Carl. I know your kind."
Your Local Hiking Trail Has Had It with You People
Hey, it’s me, the closest trail to the metropolis, and I’m begging you to take your midlife crisis elsewhere. Every week, a fresh crop of you forty...
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October 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I feel you, trail. Carl is the worst. Don't let him lecture you about his favorite supplements.
Be careful out there.
October 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Be careful out there.
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"You should have seen how many demons came to my desecration. Packed like sardines. The noise was incredible. Biggest horde ever. They all wanted a piece of me. Good thing the pieces grew back. Very powerful agony!"
Trump Shows Off His Own Circle of Hell
I’m the first guy to get a whole circle, it’s terrific. They evicted the Kennedys to put it in. Nobody, and I mean nobody else, has this much abyss...
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October 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"You should have seen how many demons came to my desecration. Packed like sardines. The noise was incredible. Biggest horde ever. They all wanted a piece of me. Good thing the pieces grew back. Very powerful agony!"
They're such a tease...
![What appears to be a leaked email from Kevin Murpy sharing a folder with Casey. It reads "Casey here's the Talkin' RiffTrax for [REDACTED]
Truly worse than Manos, Rollergator, Sasquatch, Things, the whole lot.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b4g6ian2eaaji6tfycaw5j4q/bafkreihsavjgxcgsiiwzsomizaomh477oy4ktypzqyzsybjg4fohcot76m@jpeg)
September 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
They're such a tease...
But I FINALLY got it out of my head!
September 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
But I FINALLY got it out of my head!
This is a great video. It goes into directions I was not prepared for and that's great. I also love the old ST:TNG episode 'Relics'. That's great too. Go watch 'Relics' afterward. And drink something. Scotty would have loved that.
failing the 'stop bringing up nazis' challenge in new and creative ways over here:
dyson spheres are a joke
YouTube video by Angela Collier
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September 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is a great video. It goes into directions I was not prepared for and that's great. I also love the old ST:TNG episode 'Relics'. That's great too. Go watch 'Relics' afterward. And drink something. Scotty would have loved that.
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In response to the dismantling of the CDC, California, Oregon, and Washington have launched the West Coast Health Alliance, which will make their own science-based vaccine guidelines, and make sure vaccines are accessible to everyone.
September 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In response to the dismantling of the CDC, California, Oregon, and Washington have launched the West Coast Health Alliance, which will make their own science-based vaccine guidelines, and make sure vaccines are accessible to everyone.
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I reviewed Donkey Kong Bananza aka Red Faction Gorilla. It's a time trap for a girl with OCD who has to smash away every bit of earth. S'quite good, too. www.thejimquisition.com/post/donkey-...
Donkey Kong Bananza - Red Faction Gorilla (Review)
Donkey Kong BananzaReleased: July 17th, 2025Developer: NintendoPublisher: NintendoSystems: Switch 2This review is being posted much later than I’d planned because I’ve been playing a game in which I c...
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August 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I reviewed Donkey Kong Bananza aka Red Faction Gorilla. It's a time trap for a girl with OCD who has to smash away every bit of earth. S'quite good, too. www.thejimquisition.com/post/donkey-...
I listened to this during my morning run. Highly recommend.
Here's a bonus ep of Better Offline. I report on how OpenAI’s new "router-based" ChatGPT-5 makes it impossible for OpenAI to cache the static prompt for any model or tool it uses every single prompt, doubling token burn for mediocre gains.
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Exclusive: How GPT-5 Actually Works
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 08/22/2025 · 29m
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August 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I listened to this during my morning run. Highly recommend.
"Rowsdower..."
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
August 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"Rowsdower..."
Last week, I took my wife to go see @rifftrax.com Live: Timecop. Here's my book report. Really fun riff. Really dumb movie. More dumb than I remember. letterboxd.com/docbadwrench...
A ★★½ review of RiffTrax Live: Timecop (2025)
In 1994, time travel was invented. I bet you didn’t know that. I must admit, I was surprised too. Anyway, by the time of the distant future of 2004, Max Walker (Jean-Claude Van Damme) is a federal age...
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August 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Last week, I took my wife to go see @rifftrax.com Live: Timecop. Here's my book report. Really fun riff. Really dumb movie. More dumb than I remember. letterboxd.com/docbadwrench...
The way forward won't be easy, but it's also not impossible.
We live in a fascist nation. What now?
Once they win elections, it’s already too late.
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August 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The way forward won't be easy, but it's also not impossible.
Niiiiiice! Still can't swing a Nebula sub so this will have to do for now.
Amy’s Dead-End Dreamhouse full first episode is now on YouTube for free. I had a great time making these with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and co., and lived as an old microwave for months to prepare for my part. Top that, Daniel Day-Lewis! #acting youtu.be/Y-hodzb3ExE?...
We Made a Kids Show For Adults
YouTube video by Nebula
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August 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Niiiiiice! Still can't swing a Nebula sub so this will have to do for now.