DoctorFunkopolis
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DoctorFunkopolis
@doctorfunkopolis.bsky.social
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Cat dad. Lazy maniac. I like stuff. Not a real doctor? Unity shatters chains.
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"Hot babes only like what I like and what you like is for uggos only!"

Eat shit, Raj.
That is dismissive, and their points could have been made without it.
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Wallpaper in the bathroom of the theater where I’m about to perform. And it shows my precise act! Uncanny.
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Again, Democratic Party loyalists are leveraging Trump to extract concessions (from the Left) so the Democratic Party can cozy up to billionaires & other moral degenerates.
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Al Jazeera Arabic’s “What’s Hidden is Greater” documentary investigation says it has identified the Israeli soldiers and officers directly involved in the killing of 6-year-old Hind Rajab, her family, and the ambulance crew who tried to save her.

➤ The report names officers from Israel’s 401st...
By extension I would have to write off Toyota because no one is buying what Toyota is selling about their partnership with Haas.
I would spend $60 on PPV for this, under og UFC rules.
Extremely disappointing that no one let me fight Christian Horner this weekend.

I don't know if he was even in town, but he did a Spice Girl dirty and I could take him.
That person will turn on the wine moms for being too mean and unrealistic, Ive seen their like before.
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do you think the new york times directly get paid when they cynically launder their brand's prestige to promote products from undisclosed investors or do you think they're really in it for love of the game
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Hey if we're tearing down monuments in DC, might I suggest either the memorial to a child rapist white supremacist or the phallic monument to a guy who stole teeth from people he enslaved, especially when neither of them could tell the difference between human beings and farming equipment?
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Photo from my collection, the back reads “Christmas 1969. Snowball trying to see what Mom put in the garbage.”
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MAGA dipshit who posts AI slop. Feel free to add to block list.
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This is incredibly gross, @thetakeout.bsky.social.
Exciting and thrilling news: The Takeout, where I worked from 2019-2021, has decided to start rewriting my old stories and reposting them under the old URLs! This is the work of Static Media, which pays writers 8 cents a word. Huzzah!

The old story: web.archive.org/web/20191024...
What the hell was shrimp wiggle?
There’s a new edition of Joy of Cooking out next month. It contains 600 brand new recipes for things that modern Americans actually eat. Unfortunately, even in a book with more than 4,000 recipes, som...
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No one should be working that many hours a week.
The grind culture that birthed many Big Tech companies from Google to Amazon is back.

As the AI race heats up, startups are promoting hardcore cultures like “996,” or working 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week.
Why these companies insist on a 72-hour work week
Start-ups are promoting hardcore cultures such as “996,” meaning working from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. six days a week, as they race to compete in AI.
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After 45 hours productivity falls off a cliff. We've known this for years. It has nothing to do with producing good work.
After all my mistakes and failures I don't think theres another chapter for me.

But I was wrong before too.
There’s no deadline for becoming who you’re meant to be.

Growth takes the time it needs.

You’re allowed to bloom late.

You’re allowed to begin again.
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The world moved on but covid did not, and when people get sick they don't get paid. If you have some help to give, direct aid can change someone's life right now.

Sephie is a genuinely excellent person, and it is not her fault she got sick. Give what you can if you can.
Just tested positive for covid, which means I'm out of work for a week during a time when I really needed the money. I know things are hard on everyone right now, but anything helps. ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n
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Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?
Hey yall, that person they interviewed is at best a Nazi sympathizer. To hell with them.
What abuse do white men receive online?
My local NPR station aired an interview today with someone advocating that we have love in our hearts for Nazis and talked about the abuse that white men have received online
Hahaha, I immediately blocked that person. At best they're a dweeb, at worst a purposeful bad actor. The results remain the same either way.
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Don’t buy or support the @startribune.bsky.social. Feels like ignoring these massive protests across MN is a definite choice - likely guided by its owner Glen Taylor, a Republican and richest person in the state. But if it’s just a “mistake” that’s equally pathetic. Either way, they’re worthless.
The @startribune.bsky.social, located steps from yesterday's astonishingly large public protest in downtown Minneapolis, and ostensibly now covering the entire state where there were hundreds of events, forgot to put them on the front page.
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“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
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I would be dead without Obamacare. But I am also the exact kind of person that people who oppose Obamacare wish were dead, so that doesn't convince any of them to reconsider.
this dickhead didn’t post this to bsky, but fuck you @talsmith.bsky.social . this legislation saved my life. condescending piece of shit.