DoctorFunkopolis
@doctorfunkopolis.bsky.social
Cat dad. Lazy maniac. I like stuff. Not a real doctor?
Unity shatters chains.
Unity shatters chains.
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Seahawks, you had one job.
One.
Ugh.
A Niners fan.
One.
Ugh.
A Niners fan.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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the way to defeat fascists is with solidarity, not by sacrificing your potential coalition against them slice by slice, precisely as they want you to.
you are explicitly NOT for trans rights. your entire argument here is that you want to sacrifice trans rights, incorrectly thinking that will stop fascism even though it's exactly what the fascists want. and they'll be thrilled when you inevitably continue to sacrifice more and more rights to them.
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the way to defeat fascists is with solidarity, not by sacrificing your potential coalition against them slice by slice, precisely as they want you to.
I wish we lived in a world where some editor would see this and have a revelation about what they should be doing.
And then credit Cheryl in a big tone changing piece in their next edition.
And then credit Cheryl in a big tone changing piece in their next edition.
Spotlight a woman who is losing her healthcare. A woman who is losing the love of her life because he's been deported. A woman who is terrified that her adoption will no longer go through. A woman who was fired because her job was deemed to be a DEI role. A woman who was a victim of Epstein's.
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I wish we lived in a world where some editor would see this and have a revelation about what they should be doing.
And then credit Cheryl in a big tone changing piece in their next edition.
And then credit Cheryl in a big tone changing piece in their next edition.
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For no particular reason today here’s a new Mick Foley. Yep no reason at all.
#mickfoley #prowrestling #foleyisgood #wrestlesky 🤼
#mickfoley #prowrestling #foleyisgood #wrestlesky 🤼
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
For no particular reason today here’s a new Mick Foley. Yep no reason at all.
#mickfoley #prowrestling #foleyisgood #wrestlesky 🤼
#mickfoley #prowrestling #foleyisgood #wrestlesky 🤼
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December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think Trump tried to get into the business but like all his pursuits he was incompetent and disliked.
I am more convinced than ever that Trump was not Epstein's client. He was a collaborator, a supplier.
Maybe even a competitor
Maybe even a competitor
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think Trump tried to get into the business but like all his pursuits he was incompetent and disliked.
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There's a sizable percentage of parents in the United States who would rather have a dead child than a trans child, because they view children as property and extensions of themselves rather than independent human beings.
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There's a sizable percentage of parents in the United States who would rather have a dead child than a trans child, because they view children as property and extensions of themselves rather than independent human beings.
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Look at the date. Disabled people told you.
They made too many disabled people.
They made too many disabled people.
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Look at the date. Disabled people told you.
They made too many disabled people.
They made too many disabled people.
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So this is a thing. I don't know how it will even be possible to do in person interviews with every household receiving SNAP in four counties in a month. Like, logistically, where is the space to hold the interviews? The convention center and River Center?
www.newsweek.com/minnesota-or...
www.newsweek.com/minnesota-or...
Minnesota ordered to verify SNAP recipients within 30 days
The letter orders Minnesota to take part in a "pilot program" that will require some SNAP beneficiaries to recertify.
www.newsweek.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So this is a thing. I don't know how it will even be possible to do in person interviews with every household receiving SNAP in four counties in a month. Like, logistically, where is the space to hold the interviews? The convention center and River Center?
www.newsweek.com/minnesota-or...
www.newsweek.com/minnesota-or...
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This framing is dishonest. It was a bipartisan bill. Enough Republicans actually defected and voted no to kill the bill. Three Democrats crossed over to save it.
They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
Today House Republicans voted 216-211 to pass MTG’s bill to criminalize gender-affirming care for minors nationwide, marking the first time a national ban on care for trans youth has reached — and passed — the House floor.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Marjorie Taylor Greene's Bill Punishing Doctors And Parents Clears House Floor
If passed, the bill would punish doctors and parents who provide or consent to a minor receiving gender-affirming care.
www.huffpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This framing is dishonest. It was a bipartisan bill. Enough Republicans actually defected and voted no to kill the bill. Three Democrats crossed over to save it.
They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
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Not to be rude, but he literally just stood there wearing a suit while Sinners and Superman did all the work.
"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
Warner Bros. Golden Parachutes Revealed: What David Zaslav and C-Suite Will Get In a Deal
The CEO stands to gain $567 million if a deal is sealed to sell the WB empire while longtime lieutenant Gunnar Wiedenfels will see $144 million in cash and stock considerations if a transaction close...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Not to be rude, but he literally just stood there wearing a suit while Sinners and Superman did all the work.
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Two headlines describing the same speech.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Two headlines describing the same speech.
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there's no real world market for techno-fascist billionaire funded agitprop, even if she were competent
which she's not
which she's not
Scoop: After an underwhelming ratings performance for Bari Weiss’ town hall with Erika Kirk, the CBS News editor in chief quietly delayed a planned address to staffers about the network’s future, pushing it back to January instead
www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Weiss’ Wake-Up Call
As her first major CBS News town hall draws underwhelming ratings, Bari Weiss gets a public crash course in the metrics of television success. Now, Status has learned she’s delayed a planned address t...
www.status.news
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
there's no real world market for techno-fascist billionaire funded agitprop, even if she were competent
which she's not
which she's not
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Materialism strikes again! You can lie to people about a trans athlete they’ve never met or a border 2,000 miles from their home, but you can’t go “actually you’re paying less for groceries”
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Materialism strikes again! You can lie to people about a trans athlete they’ve never met or a border 2,000 miles from their home, but you can’t go “actually you’re paying less for groceries”
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this is completely delusional
December 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this is completely delusional
"You know who's had it too good for too long? Minorities!"
I loathe these people
I loathe these people
overall, in 2017, just over 11 percent of journalists across newsrooms of all sizes were people of color. americanpressinstitute.org/survey/avera...
Average representation of journalists of color by newspaper circulation size - American Press Institute
How did newsroom diversity vary based on newspaper circulation size?
This data shows the average percentage of journalists of color in newsrooms across different circulation sizes, from small local p...
americanpressinstitute.org
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"You know who's had it too good for too long? Minorities!"
I loathe these people
I loathe these people
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Ooh, new AEW fan artist just dropped! Cool stuff!
Hi! Just joined Bluesky and want some people to follow! I love wrestling and I draw wrestlers in my spare time! #aew #wrestling #art #artist
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Ooh, new AEW fan artist just dropped! Cool stuff!
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Hi! Just joined Bluesky and want some people to follow! I love wrestling and I draw wrestlers in my spare time! #aew #wrestling #art #artist
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hi! Just joined Bluesky and want some people to follow! I love wrestling and I draw wrestlers in my spare time! #aew #wrestling #art #artist
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The United States really is just a weapons manufacturer, an oil company, and a private equity firn in a tech bro's trench coat signing Israeli bombs.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The United States really is just a weapons manufacturer, an oil company, and a private equity firn in a tech bro's trench coat signing Israeli bombs.
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Meant to put up the time lapse last night, but I needed to rest.
#aew #wrestlesky #art #illustration 🤼♂️
#aew #wrestlesky #art #illustration 🤼♂️
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Meant to put up the time lapse last night, but I needed to rest.
#aew #wrestlesky #art #illustration 🤼♂️
#aew #wrestlesky #art #illustration 🤼♂️
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we need to conduct a clinical trial with hundreds of house fires to determine if house fires are actually bad for people before we can say for sure whether or not that's what killed him
1. In Alaska, the right wing govt handpicked doctors to the Medical Board to ban trans youth care.
A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.
The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.
Our latest wild story.
A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.
The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.
Our latest wild story.
Anti-Trans Alaskan State Medical Board Doctor Charged With CSAM, Home Goes Up In Flames
Last week Dr. Ryan McDonough was arrested on ten counts of possession of child sexual abuse material. Over the weekend, his family home went up in flames.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
we need to conduct a clinical trial with hundreds of house fires to determine if house fires are actually bad for people before we can say for sure whether or not that's what killed him
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10 people with 8$ could fix this need!
All my plans have been thrown off track, my bank is a nightmare, I really need help, I need at $75 by the end of the day or im really really fucked, please help even a little bit is better then just bother please please help me
I need help with bills again, im so sorry I know its tight for everyone but I really need the help
Maybe we can meet our goal this time, were trying to hit $400 as soon as possible please
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cash.app/$KaylaTheMango
Maybe we can meet our goal this time, were trying to hit $400 as soon as possible please
ko-fi.com/kaylafussell...
cash.app/$KaylaTheMango
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
10 people with 8$ could fix this need!
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Everyone loves AI so much that companies have to quietly smuggle it into our lives and hope nobody notices.
That’s definitely what popularity looks like!
That’s definitely what popularity looks like!
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Everyone loves AI so much that companies have to quietly smuggle it into our lives and hope nobody notices.
That’s definitely what popularity looks like!
That’s definitely what popularity looks like!
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@amyklobuchar.com You heartless b. I'm a real person. I have hated the fact you are my Senator for years, even before I figured out I was non-binary and therefore trans. We WILL get you out of office. You don't deserve to represent such a great state.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@amyklobuchar.com You heartless b. I'm a real person. I have hated the fact you are my Senator for years, even before I figured out I was non-binary and therefore trans. We WILL get you out of office. You don't deserve to represent such a great state.