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i've got mutiple internet personalities and they're all irritating | world famous swiftie | nfl owner | he/him

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so apparently we're doing the whole "share who we are" thing
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Had to track down the Rob Reiner cameo on 30 Rock.
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Toad, for Christ’s sake,
Frog and Toad went for a walk. Toad tripped over a rock. He bumped into a tree. He fell in a hole.
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
what the fuck man
BREAKING

Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.

The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.

Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
ANYWAY, how bout them brewe- *checks calendar* ah fuck nvm
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
probably good news and we'll see him again in the regular season
#Packers WR Christian Watson, who was taken to the hospital after suffering a chest injury against the #Broncos, is flying home with the team.
#Packers coach Matt LaFleur said WR Christian Watson was taken to a Denver area hospital for testing on his chest injury. No word yet if he’s flying back with the team.
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i've seen this floated around, but I'm not concerned about micah parsons losing his burst post-ACL surgery, I understand it's not a zero percent chance but we live in an age where the only issue is the rehab, the science of it has been perfected
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
can micah parsons coach the bucks while he recovers
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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You will have to excuse me for not giving up on a season in a single afternoon.
If any team as thin in the trenches lost what GB just lost, we'd all be rating them quite poorly in terms of what is left. It's not 2010. We still had Jennings drawing attention out there to open everything up, and Matthews terrorizing QBs. GB just lost those 2 things.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
the good news is an afc road game doesn't mean anything

the bad news is half the team is dead
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
oh so watson's injury really is the chest? then he'll be back this year
Key Week 15 Injuries to Watch:

Patrick Mahomes (knee)
Micah Parsons (knee)
Davante Adams (hamstring)
Christian Watson (chest)
Rome Odunze (foot)
Luther Burden (ankle)
Bam Knight (ankle)
Woody Marks (ankle)
Devin Neal (hamstring)
Bhayshul Tuten (finger)
December 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
matthew golden will save us
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
so they lost their top 3 non-qb players? I'm sure it's fine
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
watson injury is the chest, not shoulder, he'll be fine
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
😈
December 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
okay NOW we can rest easy, those assholes are finally dead
win or lose, a reminder i will not count out kansas city for some magical run until they're mathematically eliminated
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
jolly good is some of the best soda on the planet (not imo, that's just facts)
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i mean i doubt it works out that way, but if it does I'm happy for him
Rap: Shedeur Sanders has chance to solidify himself as Browns' franchise QB based on how he performs over next few games.
December 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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BREAKING: John Cena has retired from professional wrestling after learning, to his disgust, that the sport was rigged
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
add some old bay for an extra kick of fun and it's like touching the face of god
the brian floyd easy mac still hits
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
an adorable little 4 year old boy handed me a lil gift baggy after i gave his mother the pizzas and there's some fancy chocolate and a $5 gift card (on top of the already $10 tip)

the year of joey may be coming to a close but it still rages on
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ángel zerpa will be their closer before the end of april
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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LOVE this trade for the brewers. Who'd they give up? And who'd they get?
July 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
after finding out so many twitter right wing influencers are either fake or based out of a different country entirely, why must we still screenshot every bad take from any wannabe grifter over there, leaving the rage bait behind was one of the main reasons most of us left that site
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM