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joey (swiffer)
@doey.bsky.social
· Nov 9
so apparently we're doing the whole "share who we are" thing
so animal crossing meets pokemon? can't say I'm not intrigued
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
so animal crossing meets pokemon? can't say I'm not intrigued
we've never been more back
New trailer for ‘Fallout’ S2 ☢️
Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
we've never been more back
quite literally the coolest a pope has ever looked in human history, I'm glad i was lucky enough to see it happen
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
quite literally the coolest a pope has ever looked in human history, I'm glad i was lucky enough to see it happen
certainly seems like it's a lot of elements from both galaxy games and odyssey, I'm going to have a blast
The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
certainly seems like it's a lot of elements from both galaxy games and odyssey, I'm going to have a blast
i see there's been some interesting news coming out today
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i see there's been some interesting news coming out today
i'm more or less in agreement, that is until the referees refused to officiate it properly and if that is going to continue then you have to ban it, sorry not sorry
Dan Campbell on keeping tush push legal: I'm a purist, it's on everybody else to stop it.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Dan Campbell on keeping tush push legal: I'm a purist, it's on everybody else to stop it
The Lions voted against banning the tush push this offseason, and head coach Dan Campbell says he'll never vote to ban a play just because another team is doing it well.
www.nbcsports.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i'm more or less in agreement, that is until the referees refused to officiate it properly and if that is going to continue then you have to ban it, sorry not sorry
i know how to fix the packers
Wisconsin-River Falls has the most prolific offense in the country, nearly 600 yards per game. They beat powerhouse Wisconsin-Whitewater 52-14, for the first time since 2001.
Meet 32-yr-old OC Joe Matheson and his Top Gun offense, one of CFB's best stories.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Meet 32-yr-old OC Joe Matheson and his Top Gun offense, one of CFB's best stories.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i know how to fix the packers
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i can't believe there's lore behind the family of bears that don't know how to wipe their ass
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i can't believe there's lore behind the family of bears that don't know how to wipe their ass
yes
Is Kraft Mac & Cheese Apple Pie a dinner or a dessert? www.theomnicosm.com/is-kraft-mac...
Review: Is Kraft Mac & Cheese Apple Pie a dinner or a dessert?
After Kraft’s Everything Bagel flavor unleashed horrors on my taste buds last year, I was wary of the latest crossover release.
www.theomnicosm.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yes
watching your successor and former mentor win manager of the year his first two years on the job while you got passed over multiple times has to irk you a little, but i find it hilarious
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
watching your successor and former mentor win manager of the year his first two years on the job while you got passed over multiple times has to irk you a little, but i find it hilarious
i, the pizza delivery hero swiftie (official title), also think he should resign
UPDATE — Here are the at least 10 congressional Democrats, 5 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 6 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i, the pizza delivery hero swiftie (official title), also think he should resign
can we get the other teams over here, or at least the brewers
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
can we get the other teams over here, or at least the brewers
are they making leapfrog the villian
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
are they making leapfrog the villian
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
engaging in wild sex inmediate post-op to break your brand new hip to own the libs
This feels like peak infantilisation of the elderly.
What exactly is ‘disgraceful’ about giving the elderly/infirm practical advice about how to be physically intimate in a safe way? They aren’t children. Their innocent eyes don’t need to be protected. Plus it’s medical guidance not a jazz mag
What exactly is ‘disgraceful’ about giving the elderly/infirm practical advice about how to be physically intimate in a safe way? They aren’t children. Their innocent eyes don’t need to be protected. Plus it’s medical guidance not a jazz mag
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
engaging in wild sex inmediate post-op to break your brand new hip to own the libs
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This one made me laugh
joke is on you, I'll never die and never stop complaining
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
joke is on you, I'll never die and never stop complaining
we've had multiple iterations of the same villain spanning decades but this is where they draw the line
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
we've had multiple iterations of the same villain spanning decades but this is where they draw the line
why didn't you just do this 5 months ago?
Shams: Mavs officially firing GM Nico Harrison.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
why didn't you just do this 5 months ago?
i simply don't have the energy for this vile single brain-celled woman anymore
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i simply don't have the energy for this vile single brain-celled woman anymore
i'm gonna say no probably not
After falling to the Eagles at home, the Packers are 5-3-1 this season.
Should Green Bay head coach Matt LaFleur be on the hot seat?
Should Green Bay head coach Matt LaFleur be on the hot seat?
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i'm gonna say no probably not
i don't expect anyone to make 64 yards in the cold with the wind whipping around a bit, but a better attempt would've been nice
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i don't expect anyone to make 64 yards in the cold with the wind whipping around a bit, but a better attempt would've been nice
ah well, on to next week
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ah well, on to next week
what the fuck are the eagles doing
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
what the fuck are the eagles doing