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Assimilating
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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We in the United States had something like this, but we stopped construction on it in 1993. Claiming too much money for too little benefit. Wonder if the same heating system could have been spun off there and if the folks in North Texas could have benefited. www.ebsco.com/research-sta...
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
Signs and portents
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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We are Christopher Isherwood, listening on the wireless to warnings that Berliners will die unless they stop the rhetoric about the secret police.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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every word of this sentence was an adventure
Whenever I see a discussion about access to the Cerne Abbas Giant I remember the shaman I once met whose best friend had recently climbed over the fence and slept on the giant's hard-on. "She said it was the most erotic night of her life," the shaman told me. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
National Trust launches fundraiser to help buy land around Cerne Giant
Deal expected to pave way for further scientific study, boost conservation and open up access to Dorset chalk figure
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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The killings in Minneapolis didn’t come out of nowhere.

Funding, legal cover, weakened oversight, and dehumanising rhetoric ramping up over a year. This started on 20 Jan 2025 with Trump's executive orders on immigration.

I lay it out in my latest post.

christinapagel.substack.com/p/the-ice-st...
The ICE Storm: a year-long escalation
Funding, law, rhetoric, violence. How each has fed the other to lead here
christinapagel.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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Scottish headline of the day. "Accidentally" being a top notch inclusion. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Something for my American friends to ponder. Especially anyone left leaning, but pro-gun/police. It boggles my mind that the narrative over there appears to be morphing into: if you fail to immediately and flawlessly comply with an officer of the law, then your life is forfeit. Insane country.
1,173 people were shot dead by "law enforcement" in the USA last year.

In the UK, it was 2.

The US population is 6x that of the UK, so go ahead and multiply the second figure by 6.

Then explain to me why this massively disproportionate rate of killing is so.
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Sajid Javid, moments after achieving his policy aims.
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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"The aggressor is always peace-loving... he would prefer to take over our country unopposed."
-Clausewitz
JD Vance: "I'm headed to Minneapolis where we're gonna talk with ICE agents and local officials about how we turn down the chaos. My simple piece of advice to them is going to be if you want to turn down the chaos in Minneapolis, stop fighting immigration enforcement."
January 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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The fake sideburns Riker reveal in DS9 is peak television
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Monday coming
a man is driving a car down a desert road
ALT: a man is driving a car down a desert road
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’m not sure I’d say I ‘enjoyed’ 28YL: Bone Temple, but I do think it was a really good film and I’m glad I saw it! Some of the violence is really disturbing, but there’s also humour and tenderness there too. Definitely looking forward to the 3rd film.
January 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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I am once again begging if you insist on having Farage on your show, don't ask him a single thing about Trump/Ukraine/etc. None of his business.
Ask him about Tendring Council's revised housing targets or proposed brown-site rezoning in Clacton. Make up an area of Clacton & see if he even notices.
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
@realmsunknown.bsky.social this rather charming new track from LYR somewhat reminds me of the excellent short story fragments that Alice always teases us with each episode 😍https://lyrband.bandcamp.com/track/blah-blah-blah
Blah! Blah! Blah!, by LYR
from the album Dark Sky Reservation
lyrband.bandcamp.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Keep watching - Trump and his circle almost have their precious goal: invoking the Insurrection Act.

As per said before: a great deal of what is being done is simply Trump and his circle working backwards from this objective.
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Just heard Jenrick’s mealy mouthed justification on his (botched) defection to Reform. Sounded pretty pathetic. He must be feeling pretty crestfallen. Meanwhile, Farage’s gloating sounded more convincing, but also, ultimately hollow.
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com I left it too late to get my ticket for your outsiders art club in February, but do you operate any kind of waiting list/returns kind of scenario? 🎨🖼️👩🏼‍🎨🤔
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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as a 90s teen I read all of Dilbert, Microserfs, saw Office Space, etc way before I had a tech job. the climate when I did (the dotcom boom) was completely different and they felt like dispatches from a lost era. it wasn't until I first experienced working for a big corporate in the late 2010s 1/3
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him

Killbert
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM