Doyce
@doyce.bsky.social
I like #ttrpgs, running, my kids, my spouse, my dogs, and like... three other people.
My safe word is Alderaan.
My safe word is Alderaan.
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Someone at work has a manicure where they just did the tips of the nails? Whatever that's called?
the nail polish they used is basically matte black.
so it just looks like they have filthy nails.
as you can all imagine, I'm totally fine with that, and it doesn't not bother me intensely.
the nail polish they used is basically matte black.
so it just looks like they have filthy nails.
as you can all imagine, I'm totally fine with that, and it doesn't not bother me intensely.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Someone at work has a manicure where they just did the tips of the nails? Whatever that's called?
the nail polish they used is basically matte black.
so it just looks like they have filthy nails.
as you can all imagine, I'm totally fine with that, and it doesn't not bother me intensely.
the nail polish they used is basically matte black.
so it just looks like they have filthy nails.
as you can all imagine, I'm totally fine with that, and it doesn't not bother me intensely.
Starbucks: *sticks a straw into the top of a rinsed-out honeybear bottle from Krogers*
Americans: *lose their fucking minds*
qz.com/starbucks-be...
Americans: *lose their fucking minds*
qz.com/starbucks-be...
Starbucks’ Bearista cup launch turned into a viral scramble
The Bearista Cold Cup was meant to spread holiday cheer. Instead, it sold out in hours, sparked fights, and turned a $30 cup into a speculative asset
qz.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Starbucks: *sticks a straw into the top of a rinsed-out honeybear bottle from Krogers*
Americans: *lose their fucking minds*
qz.com/starbucks-be...
Americans: *lose their fucking minds*
qz.com/starbucks-be...
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![Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic7wdqg4w6qfevbqzzq4esd6237pojsnpwsrbb7gaxsxobqaiwazm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It's amazing to me that there's a whole, major political party that just... fucking... hates everyone in the US.
And everyone's just "yeah that's how it is" like they're... dealing with recurring heartburn.
Meanwhile the Dems are like "heyyyyyyy.... quit iiiiit," while slap-fighting the air.
And everyone's just "yeah that's how it is" like they're... dealing with recurring heartburn.
Meanwhile the Dems are like "heyyyyyyy.... quit iiiiit," while slap-fighting the air.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's amazing to me that there's a whole, major political party that just... fucking... hates everyone in the US.
And everyone's just "yeah that's how it is" like they're... dealing with recurring heartburn.
Meanwhile the Dems are like "heyyyyyyy.... quit iiiiit," while slap-fighting the air.
And everyone's just "yeah that's how it is" like they're... dealing with recurring heartburn.
Meanwhile the Dems are like "heyyyyyyy.... quit iiiiit," while slap-fighting the air.
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
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Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I feel silly boosting this because encouraging people to back this kickstarter is roughly akin to encouraging people to continue breathing. This is not just an unabashedly good thing, it is a whole stack of huge, unabashedly good things. It is so evident that I just assume everyone *knows* this.
Here We GO! Come along, my dearies!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I feel silly boosting this because encouraging people to back this kickstarter is roughly akin to encouraging people to continue breathing. This is not just an unabashedly good thing, it is a whole stack of huge, unabashedly good things. It is so evident that I just assume everyone *knows* this.
When I tell you I just watched a video of Roller Coaster Tycoon synced to Defying gravity and got GOOSEBUMPS multiple times and teared up at least twice...
There are some internet projects for which no one is clamoring, but when completed produce a masterpiece of creativity. This Rollercoaster Tycoon video tying the tracks to Defying Gravity (from Wicked) is one such masterpiece. [youtube.com]
Defying Gravity | Synchronized Roller Coasters (Wicked)
This is a video I’ve been working on for two months, and I am so excited to share it! These are dueling/racing rollercoasters synchronized to the song Defying Gravity from Wicked (2024), featuring Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande.
FULL ANALYSIS VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWvtInS7oSY
**
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When I tell you I just watched a video of Roller Coaster Tycoon synced to Defying gravity and got GOOSEBUMPS multiple times and teared up at least twice...
I got a little ... enthusiastic with my physical RPG purchases this year, and I have a move coming up, so... hey, benefit from my poor impulse control: www.ebay.com/usr/doycet23
Security Measure | eBay
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October 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I got a little ... enthusiastic with my physical RPG purchases this year, and I have a move coming up, so... hey, benefit from my poor impulse control: www.ebay.com/usr/doycet23
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The REAL thing nobody tells you about aging is how difficult it is to avoid missing spots when shaving when your hair is the same colour as your shaving foam.
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The REAL thing nobody tells you about aging is how difficult it is to avoid missing spots when shaving when your hair is the same colour as your shaving foam.
"[Tweaking memes to make a point] is second nature to [tumblrinas], so it's easy to forget the average person probably only knows about [getting breaking news via Destiel screen caps] and [Obama Perish] reactions."
"And [altering text in XKCD 2501: Average Familiarity], of course."
"Of course."
"And [altering text in XKCD 2501: Average Familiarity], of course."
"Of course."
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"[Tweaking memes to make a point] is second nature to [tumblrinas], so it's easy to forget the average person probably only knows about [getting breaking news via Destiel screen caps] and [Obama Perish] reactions."
"And [altering text in XKCD 2501: Average Familiarity], of course."
"Of course."
"And [altering text in XKCD 2501: Average Familiarity], of course."
"Of course."
Tumblr poll on the Uncanny Valley: www.tumblr.com/im-basically...
Post by @im-basically-shakesphere · 1 poll
💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 1 · Are you familiar with the term "the uncanny valley"?
This has baffled me how little people know about this. My english proff didn't know it and neither did a lot of my dad's cowor…
www.tumblr.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tumblr poll on the Uncanny Valley: www.tumblr.com/im-basically...
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The destruction of democracy, brought to you by *squints, checks notes* Roblox
UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified
October 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The destruction of democracy, brought to you by *squints, checks notes* Roblox
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October 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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US climate disasters in first half of 2025 costliest ever on record, topping $100bn, new research shows via @olliemilman.bsky.social and Andrew Witherspoon
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Climate disasters in first half of 2025 costliest ever on record, research shows
LA wildfires and storms this year cost $101bn, new study by non-profit resurrecting work axed by Trump says
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
US climate disasters in first half of 2025 costliest ever on record, topping $100bn, new research shows via @olliemilman.bsky.social and Andrew Witherspoon
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Ignore all laws about altering historic properties ✅
Pave over Rose Garden for tacky Mar-A-Lardo Patio ✅
Demolish East Wing after lying that "It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it but not touching it" ✅
Build gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially ✅
#Ugh🤢✅
Pave over Rose Garden for tacky Mar-A-Lardo Patio ✅
Demolish East Wing after lying that "It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it but not touching it" ✅
Build gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially ✅
#Ugh🤢✅
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ignore all laws about altering historic properties ✅
Pave over Rose Garden for tacky Mar-A-Lardo Patio ✅
Demolish East Wing after lying that "It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it but not touching it" ✅
Build gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially ✅
#Ugh🤢✅
Pave over Rose Garden for tacky Mar-A-Lardo Patio ✅
Demolish East Wing after lying that "It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it but not touching it" ✅
Build gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially ✅
#Ugh🤢✅
250th Wednesday of 2020...
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
250th Wednesday of 2020...
Joy is sudo apt-get remove --purge libreoffice\*
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Joy is sudo apt-get remove --purge libreoffice\*
The last time there was a government shutdown during a trump Administration, he folded when traffic controllers started calling in sick. And he never got what he wanted. This is where it happens - when G6 private jets cant fly and they start calling their Congresscritters.
Twelve Federal Aviation Administration facilities saw staffing shortages Monday night.
Burbank, Phoenix and Denver had the worst staffing problems.
Newark, Jacksonville, Chicago, DC, and Indianapolis and other locations were also short staffed due to the government shutdown.
Burbank, Phoenix and Denver had the worst staffing problems.
Newark, Jacksonville, Chicago, DC, and Indianapolis and other locations were also short staffed due to the government shutdown.
Government shutdown hits air travel, closing a control tower and causing delays across the country | CNN
The impact of the government shutdown hit travelers across the United States Monday, as air traffic controllers called out sick, closing a control tower and leading to delays at major airports.
www.cnn.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The last time there was a government shutdown during a trump Administration, he folded when traffic controllers started calling in sick. And he never got what he wanted. This is where it happens - when G6 private jets cant fly and they start calling their Congresscritters.