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Now a warning?
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St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it
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A dad on patrol this morning is showing off his new egregiously expensive ice-fishing boots that he justified “because I’m standing out here all the time.” Dudes are going to continue rocking until morale improves
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
A dad on patrol this morning is showing off his new egregiously expensive ice-fishing boots that he justified “because I’m standing out here all the time.” Dudes are going to continue rocking until morale improves
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Maybe because there are entire cable channels and political parties misleading people that there’s a rise in crime as an excuse for ethnic cleansing. It’s made up
It’s amazing how few people know about this www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
The American Murder Rate Has Never Been Lower, a New Report Projects
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Maybe because there are entire cable channels and political parties misleading people that there’s a rise in crime as an excuse for ethnic cleansing. It’s made up
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There’s no point during the detention of a five-year-old that any person with a functioning moral center would not step back to reassess the situation and their place in it. That nobody involved did proves they lack the common interiority required to successfully coexist in ordered society.
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 AM
There’s no point during the detention of a five-year-old that any person with a functioning moral center would not step back to reassess the situation and their place in it. That nobody involved did proves they lack the common interiority required to successfully coexist in ordered society.
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you don’t gotta use ai man this stuff is just out here for free
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 AM
you don’t gotta use ai man this stuff is just out here for free
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“The federal government abducted a kid and used him as bait to try to lure out his parents, who are in the country legally, so they can be detained without charges and sent to Texas”
Think about how ridiculous that sounds to someone who hasn’t been paying attention. It sounds like I made it up!
Think about how ridiculous that sounds to someone who hasn’t been paying attention. It sounds like I made it up!
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 AM
“The federal government abducted a kid and used him as bait to try to lure out his parents, who are in the country legally, so they can be detained without charges and sent to Texas”
Think about how ridiculous that sounds to someone who hasn’t been paying attention. It sounds like I made it up!
Think about how ridiculous that sounds to someone who hasn’t been paying attention. It sounds like I made it up!
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It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
It’s so interesting that the comet pizza-Q-Anon folks have disappeared just as their deeply held concerns about a widespread elite child trafficking conspiracy has been proven correct
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ICE should be dismantled immediately.
I will not support funding for the Department of Homeland Security when ICE and Border Patrol agents are assaulting protestors, detaining and arresting people with impunity, inciting violence, and shooting and killing American citizens.
Read my statement:
I will not support funding for the Department of Homeland Security when ICE and Border Patrol agents are assaulting protestors, detaining and arresting people with impunity, inciting violence, and shooting and killing American citizens.
Read my statement:
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
ICE should be dismantled immediately.
I will not support funding for the Department of Homeland Security when ICE and Border Patrol agents are assaulting protestors, detaining and arresting people with impunity, inciting violence, and shooting and killing American citizens.
Read my statement:
I will not support funding for the Department of Homeland Security when ICE and Border Patrol agents are assaulting protestors, detaining and arresting people with impunity, inciting violence, and shooting and killing American citizens.
Read my statement:
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Very cool—thanks for the update! Today I got gassed by the federal government two times within a few blocks of my house
I joined agriculture leaders from across the state today in Mankato for the Minnesota Ag Expo. Minnesota farmers are the backbone of our economy, and we must ensure they have what they need to thrive—strong markets and stable trade policies.
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Very cool—thanks for the update! Today I got gassed by the federal government two times within a few blocks of my house
he did the thing
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
he did the thing
cc: Brett Kavanaugh
Nasra Ahmed, a 23-year-old US citizen, was arrested and detained by ICE. She was held for TWO DAYS.
ICE agents handcuffed her, called her a racial slur, and she was knocked to the ground so hard she got a concussion.
This cannot continue happening. ICE needs to leave.
ICE agents handcuffed her, called her a racial slur, and she was knocked to the ground so hard she got a concussion.
This cannot continue happening. ICE needs to leave.
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
cc: Brett Kavanaugh
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They really expect the World Cup to go forward in the US this year, huh?
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 AM
They really expect the World Cup to go forward in the US this year, huh?
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imagining what cursed masterclass someone at DHS sat through to create a brand strategy for mass deportation
January 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
imagining what cursed masterclass someone at DHS sat through to create a brand strategy for mass deportation
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dang u sure talk alot of shit for a guy from a country the size of a Wal*Mart parking lot
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
dang u sure talk alot of shit for a guy from a country the size of a Wal*Mart parking lot
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I feel bad for all of us who have to be good at our jobs when the answer is to be sufficiently white, rich and powerful and then you can just drool on yourself and the press will be like “audiences intrigued by his unusual communication style”
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I feel bad for all of us who have to be good at our jobs when the answer is to be sufficiently white, rich and powerful and then you can just drool on yourself and the press will be like “audiences intrigued by his unusual communication style”
Has anyone been able to figure out which eight wars were ended over the past twelve months?
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Has anyone been able to figure out which eight wars were ended over the past twelve months?
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stocks go down when trump is up late and cranky then go back up when he's given his paci and a nap
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
stocks go down when trump is up late and cranky then go back up when he's given his paci and a nap
Genuine question remains as to whether Mike Johnson has access to the Internet. Maybe he swore off of it as part of his and his son’s anti-porn pledge.
Mike Johnson tells me that he hasn’t seen Trump saying in Davos “what we have gotten out of NATO is nothing”
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Genuine question remains as to whether Mike Johnson has access to the Internet. Maybe he swore off of it as part of his and his son’s anti-porn pledge.
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to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
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It is amazing how far Google is going to make their products worse.
They had total market domination and now I am actively looking for ways to stop using it.
They had total market domination and now I am actively looking for ways to stop using it.
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
It is amazing how far Google is going to make their products worse.
They had total market domination and now I am actively looking for ways to stop using it.
They had total market domination and now I am actively looking for ways to stop using it.
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Oh, rest assured: It's even dumber than that.
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
January 21, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Oh, rest assured: It's even dumber than that.
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
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I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
Newsom: "It was remarkably boring. It was remarkably insignificant. He was never going invade Greenland. It was never real."
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.