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Cynicism & Candied Apples
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Extreme-part-time TTRPG content author, unfinished novelist, ADHD, Dyscalculia, she/her, Curséd of the Egg Gods, Kobold of Many Images. I do not speak Welsh, even if I claim that I do.
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Catch up on the Nebraska State Patrol citation of a Nebraska state senator for "public indecency" stemming from actions involving a female attendee of a post-legislative session party often attended by the staffers and famlies of lawmakers.

From Erin Bamer:
Nebraska state senator cited for 'public indecency' during session-ending party • Nebraska Examiner
Nebraska State Sen. Dan McKeon was cited for misdemeanor public indecency for an incident alleged at lawmakers' sine die party this year.
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I am wearing a solid maroon open sweater with pockets over the dress, and a pastel green purse that isn't big enough to sneeze into as a "pop of color," despite the entire outfit having color.
Look at these cute AF shoes, though.
To make it worse, I am also wearing a dress and lipstick. I have saved us all from a full-blown apocalypse because I am not wearing any other makeup and no jewelry.

You're welcome.
I am wearing heels to dinner, which is a sign that one of the seven seals has been broken and the end times are upon us.
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He did get stabbed years ago in prison and was nearly dead, so that might explain the glitch? He unfortunately recovered that time, but couldn't evade it forever.
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You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.

All are considered acceptable so go off.
I can get from myself to Trump in three hops, so I will be using this to spread it around with a big shovel when I'm hauled up for thought crimes or whatever.
Off the top of my head, in terms of degrees of separation I managed to get from myself to *Jimi Hendrix* in "three hops," this is a WILD assertion to make

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There must be an executive branch whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside its opponents and victims whom the law binds but does not protect.
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The attitude of the Trump administration is to blame organizations like CDC, rather than ask why America can't be more like other countries
This graph never fails to be shocking: "The US has experienced the earliest and greatest slowdown in life expectancy improvements among higher-income countries, reported Eileen Crimmins. “We have horrible life expectancy—and it’s getting worse and worse”"

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I don't know, but someone in my neighborhood just fired off one of the illegal fireworks they usually save for Husker goals, so...
So I had to pass my phone around so everyone could see this, and the unanimous consensus is that this photo is Art.
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“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”

Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
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SNAP DECISION? A federal judge ruled the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s plan to pause a food assistance program for 42 million people was illegal but gave the Trump administration until Monday to respond to her finding.

From States Newsroom:
Trump administration blocked from cutting off SNAP benefits as two judges issue orders • Nebraska Examiner
A federal judge ruled that the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s plan to pause a food assistance program for 42 million people was illegal.
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Still not low enough until performing there becomes a liability to an artist's reputation.
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Adelita Grijalva now holds the record for longest delay between winng a special Congressional election and being sworn into office.

Why the delay from Mike Johnson?

Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
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BREAKING: Federal judge rules that the Trump administration likely illegally suspended SNAP benefits, ruling that at least reduced distribution is required to go forward under law using the $6 billion reserve fund.

Judge gives the Trump admin until Monday to respond as to whether it will act.
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This three-hops theory is especially insane. Even if you assume each person is connected to only 100 other people, there are 1m people within three hops of every suspected drug trafficker—and remember that even *known* drug traffickers aren’t legitimate targets. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/u...
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The media is about to blitz us with stories about how awful Maduro is and I want you to remember that even if they're all true, they are being issued solely for the purpose of manufacturing consent for invading Venezuela and killing innocent people.
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"Why does the country think you're biased?" asks woman firing people using evidence and science in their reporting
A scoop that I’m not happy to report:

CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.

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CBS News kills its climate unit
David Ellison, the new pro-Trump chief executive of Paramount Skydance, has dismantled the best climate change reporting team in cable news.
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