James Ketelaar
@drprofessorman.bsky.social
Hi I'm James, any/all || I'm 🦬 🩷💜💙 || 1/4 of the podcast Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High || 🎮 Femmeboy Advance SP 🎮 ||
Lyft driver told me I'm a "heartbreaker" and that I "look barely 25" and I didn't shower today so I'll be riding on that high a while
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Lyft driver told me I'm a "heartbreaker" and that I "look barely 25" and I didn't shower today so I'll be riding on that high a while
Viggo in Crimes of the Future:
it’s kinda fun being like oooooh what surgeries can i get
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Viggo in Crimes of the Future:
Once and forever, it's Mr. Jones
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Once and forever, it's Mr. Jones
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Blackthorn
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Blackthorn
"Well. I'm back. I feel real good about myself"
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 AM
"Well. I'm back. I feel real good about myself"
Robert Goulet.
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Robert Goulet.
You guys it's crazy how much the motion picture Beetlejuice formed my current personality
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 AM
You guys it's crazy how much the motion picture Beetlejuice formed my current personality
"Being dead really doesn't make things any easier"
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 AM
"Being dead really doesn't make things any easier"
"They're dead, it's a little late to be neurotic"
January 31, 2026 at 5:48 AM
"They're dead, it's a little late to be neurotic"
"This is my ART and it is DANGEROUS"
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 AM
"This is my ART and it is DANGEROUS"
Catherine O'Hara's death hitting me weirdly hard in a way I'm having trouble articulating. Possibly because she was only a year older than my mother
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Catherine O'Hara's death hitting me weirdly hard in a way I'm having trouble articulating. Possibly because she was only a year older than my mother
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if you’re in line to jump on catherine oharas funeral pyre stay in line
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
if you’re in line to jump on catherine oharas funeral pyre stay in line
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1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 PM
1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
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Stranger Things fans doing their own "secret fourth Sherlock episode" conspiracy theory is probably not a great sign about this season's quality?
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Stranger Things fans doing their own "secret fourth Sherlock episode" conspiracy theory is probably not a great sign about this season's quality?
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Every day they prove this 30 year old joke more and more correct.
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Every day they prove this 30 year old joke more and more correct.
Person who just watched Burn After Reading seeing the news today:
Hmmm, getting big Burn After Reading vibes from this
Hmmm, getting big Burn After Reading vibes from this
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Person who just watched Burn After Reading seeing the news today:
Hmmm, getting big Burn After Reading vibes from this
Hmmm, getting big Burn After Reading vibes from this
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
