James Ketelaar
@drprofessorman.bsky.social
Hi I'm James, any/all || I'm 🦬 🩷💜💙 || 1/4 of the podcast Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High || 🎮 Femmeboy Advance SP 🎮 ||
CATS was the last movie I saw in theaters before the pandemic. It was packed, and everyone there -- whether they were a fan of the musical, a random person who wandered in, or people like me who knew it was gonna suck -- all got on the same page about 10 minutes in. Raucous laughter throughout
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
CATS was the last movie I saw in theaters before the pandemic. It was packed, and everyone there -- whether they were a fan of the musical, a random person who wandered in, or people like me who knew it was gonna suck -- all got on the same page about 10 minutes in. Raucous laughter throughout
Person I've been seeing just texted me and said "Have I told you I find the amount of Pokemon you know sexy?" and despite their reassurance I'm still convinced they're fucking with me
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Person I've been seeing just texted me and said "Have I told you I find the amount of Pokemon you know sexy?" and despite their reassurance I'm still convinced they're fucking with me
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My boy Stephen got a twisted mind. He wrote one story about a clown what eats kids and he got another one about a mean dog
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
My boy Stephen got a twisted mind. He wrote one story about a clown what eats kids and he got another one about a mean dog
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WERNER HERZOG: naeow.... zhe.... jingle-haupe.... has begaune
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
WERNER HERZOG: naeow.... zhe.... jingle-haupe.... has begaune
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life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
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It is a heinously terrible movie. This used to be a completely uncontroversial statement.
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It is a heinously terrible movie. This used to be a completely uncontroversial statement.
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TROGDOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
TROGDOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
I'd make Spielberg keep trying until he gets Hook exactly right. My first note: 300% more Rufio
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I'd make Spielberg keep trying until he gets Hook exactly right. My first note: 300% more Rufio
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are we meant to not like Running Man? I thought it was fun and silly, a good solid crazed dystopia with messaging that hits you over the head a bit. Felt a bit like Gamer but even less subtle about it
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
are we meant to not like Running Man? I thought it was fun and silly, a good solid crazed dystopia with messaging that hits you over the head a bit. Felt a bit like Gamer but even less subtle about it
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this is major tom to ground control
my tummy really hurts
and im shitting in a most peculiar way
and the bathroom's very different today
my tummy really hurts
and im shitting in a most peculiar way
and the bathroom's very different today
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
this is major tom to ground control
my tummy really hurts
and im shitting in a most peculiar way
and the bathroom's very different today
my tummy really hurts
and im shitting in a most peculiar way
and the bathroom's very different today
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Can I make it any more obvious
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Can I make it any more obvious
The King doesn't miss
Chicago. The world loves their music. I don’t.
I love your incorporation of music into your works you’ve a broad musical taste. What’s your least favorite musical act? Is there a song that has you scrambling to shut off your radio?
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The King doesn't miss
I really enjoyed Haha, You Clowns so I thought I'd give Smiling Friends another chance, and it came off even worse watching right after Clowns
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I really enjoyed Haha, You Clowns so I thought I'd give Smiling Friends another chance, and it came off even worse watching right after Clowns
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
The boys are giving real big Two Stupid Dogs energy right now
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The boys are giving real big Two Stupid Dogs energy right now
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congratulations to the Dodgers, who are originally from Brooklyn, making this yet another win for beautiful New York City
October 31, 2024 at 4:23 AM
congratulations to the Dodgers, who are originally from Brooklyn, making this yet another win for beautiful New York City
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not to be all i freaking love science or reddit atheist about this but i think it's probably bad how much space obvious quack shit is on the left. like you wanna play astrology that's fine but as soon as you claim you're healing people with zoom reiki sessions you shouldn't be taken seriously
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
not to be all i freaking love science or reddit atheist about this but i think it's probably bad how much space obvious quack shit is on the left. like you wanna play astrology that's fine but as soon as you claim you're healing people with zoom reiki sessions you shouldn't be taken seriously
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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ahhhhh this makes me so happy
Australia's humpback whales are doing so well that their population is expected to reach carrying capacity and plateau in the near future--they have not just reached but exceeded pre-whaling numbers. For this to happen with such a long-lived, slow-reproducing species is near miraculous. #goodnews
These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is now greater than before whaling.
www.abc.net.au
October 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ahhhhh this makes me so happy
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Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
October 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
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People Under the Stairs is his best movie, period
What do you think is Wes Craven’s best film that isn’t part of the A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET or SCREAM franchises?
I feel like everyone will have a different answer and that’s really interesting to me.
I feel like everyone will have a different answer and that’s really interesting to me.
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
People Under the Stairs is his best movie, period