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dull thud
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My body is a machine for turning good advice into mutual resentment
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The first (1955) Danish edition of Ray Bradbury’s FAHRENHEIT 451. Later editions did not convert the title, so this is the only SI-compatible edition! 🎢
Mens første sangen på den amerikanske militærradioen under Gulfkrigen var Rock the Casbah: "drop your bombs between the minarets"
We had exactly one, who almost doesn't count because his family lived here before we did and only moved two streets away

We are still finding bits of his Lego between the floorboards
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If you're having a hard time, if things seem impossible and grim... just remember that World of Sport once covered the International Clown Diving Championships.

It won't help with any of what we're all facing but god, it's a good thing to have in your head.
In the pub
The bloke adjacent is also in the pub
And there has he been for several hours

That is about the nineteenth time
He has used the word "myriad"
To mean "any number larger than one"
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i’m terrible at chess but there’s no point in getting good because i already look like i’d be good at chess. you see me at the park and i tell you i’m actually a grandmaster you’d be like “no shit.” it’s only worth getting good at chess if you’re a big buff guy or super hot girl or maybe a child
"Plant one bamboo shoot, cut bamboo for the rest of your life"

Also: buy a Flymo, cut the entire lawn three or four times before anyone else could tell
Gardy fucking loo Darren
Sometimes I think my parents only come visit so they can inspect the houseplants they gave us and complain about how their own ones pale in comparison
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The Breeders
I wonder if anyone ever formed a band around _not_ liking the Pixies
We just watched Silence of the Lambs and it looked like a workplace safety video circa 1997
Foreldrene er ikke hjemme, derfor skal vi:
• holde temperaturen under 26°C i alle rom
• ha på TV under ropevolum
• bare gå i dusjen, uten å måtte forhandle tidspunkt et døgn på forhånd

Vi lever som griser, det er kaos
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You helped will this into existence, you know...
Whatever works, works
Kjente engang en hånddrevet Aksel
T-shirt:

Price&
Guinness&
Hobson&
Greenwood&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness&
Guinness.
Alec Guinness in KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS - Released on this day in 1949 - Danish release poster
"Seven little sins", to distinguish them from the more familiar deadly ones
What is a by-by-election and why do you have to win them twice
Nazisten-i-bar anekdoten, men i steden for en bar er det hagen vår, i steden for en nazist er det forrige eiernes Houttuynia forbannede cordata og i steden for et balltre er det denne her plantespaden
Klippet hekken i formiddag

Er vel skjødesløs, men ikke psykopat
Uutnyttet Bluesky-nisje:

Småbrisent hagestell

Forlot pøbben før England-kampen begynte og nå er det bare meg og jorda
Now reading about furanocoumarin-related toxicity and that is actually terrifying, yikes