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Matthew Smith
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Queen of pig torture.
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Seeing as MF DOOM spent the last 10 years of his life in Leeds and was very much into comics what are the chances that he attended @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social and none of us knew? Even he if turned up in the mask I’d have still assumed it was cosplay.
February 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Do you think they are called McCoy's because there's only ever 7 crisps in the packet?
#DoctorWho
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Colin the House Dalek looks on proudly as the boys make up a batch of @nigella.bsky.social 's homemade pancake mix ready for tomorrow's Pancake Day breakfast.

www.nigella.com/recipes/home...

#GBBO #ShroveTuesday #DoctorWho
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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There is obviously a pretty strong cultural push from the right to normalize sexualization if, sex with, & marriage of female children and I think the term “pedophilia” is actually covering for them.

The perpetrators in the Epstein files, by and large, are predators, probably not pedophiles. (1/x)
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Here's a drawing of gold-toothed Kentucky hero Smilin' Sid Hatfield (yes, related to the feuding ones), chief of police of Matewan, WV, who battled coal coal company gun thugs after preventing them from displacing and robbing the striking miner families to whom he'd sworn his protection. 1/
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Roses are red
Maize is a crop
Beastie Boys about to let the beat…
Mmmmmm…. DROP
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Skaven are fucking disgusting and won't exist under socialism
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Teddy's drawings always look like he's trying to summon a lesser duke of Hell
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I also make this noise when I see a pretty girl.
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Alice arranged a neighbourhood dad play date for me and he taught me how to play warhammer
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Rum, sodomy, and/or the lash?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this
From this week’s Beano.
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I enjoy Superman's slightly menacing expression in the last panel. Clearly that is not a request.
imagine not listening to Superman and Wonder Woman and Batman and still thinking you’re the good guys
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I'm just glad that the incredibly beautiful Lupita Nyong'o isn't playing a CGI space gnome.
I’m an actual 10,000-hour-ass expert on Greco-Roman mythology and there sure are a lot of jerkoffs out there loudmouthing about how some movie choices are not historically accurate to the period of once upon a fucking time
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I often forget the word Wagyu and ask my wife if she'd like to have the Waluigi burgers.
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Rowling's people inviting Epstein to a dinner and a performance of The Cursed Child, long after he was convicted of child sexual abuse... exquisite.
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
How's it going buddy?
February 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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it blows my mind when I realize that the "internet" that was formative for me and so many others was a very short blip that was quickly corrected and erased. it no longer exists physically or conceptually. all the promise and potential we saw was revealed to be a bug that needed fixing
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM