Dungeon Magister
@dungeonmagister.bsky.social
28 year old Cajun demisexual. He/him 🌈🌈🌈
9 years of Game Mastery 🗡️
Writer by trade. Blue collar laborer by necessity.
Resident dad friend.
9 years of Game Mastery 🗡️
Writer by trade. Blue collar laborer by necessity.
Resident dad friend.
Story idea:
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Story idea:
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
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Upper management:
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"
Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"
Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Upper management:
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"
Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"
Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
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Dear Leader is very healthy!
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Dear Leader is very healthy!
Hear me out:
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:
I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games
I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:
I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games
I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hear me out:
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:
I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games
I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:
I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games
I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
Just checked my word count. 56,763
I fucking did it. I completed Novel November
#booksky #novelnovember
I fucking did it. I completed Novel November
#booksky #novelnovember
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Just checked my word count. 56,763
I fucking did it. I completed Novel November
#booksky #novelnovember
I fucking did it. I completed Novel November
#booksky #novelnovember
Other companies:
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"
Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"
And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"
Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"
And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Other companies:
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"
Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"
And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"
Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"
And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
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🍂Forgotten harvest 🌿
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!
#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!
#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🍂Forgotten harvest 🌿
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!
#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!
#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
Norm Mann and his cousin, Guy Suffering
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Norm Mann and his cousin, Guy Suffering
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Will I be right? Will the AI crash be tomorrow?
I sincerely hope so!
I sincerely hope so!
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Will I be right? Will the AI crash be tomorrow?
I sincerely hope so!
I sincerely hope so!
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Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
It's ugly, but it's mine :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's ugly, but it's mine :)
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“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
Thinking about putting my explicit text in Red so that anyone reading my books can choose to not read about sexual encounters or bloody fights while still getting all the context they need.
I might, I haven't decided.
I might, I haven't decided.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Thinking about putting my explicit text in Red so that anyone reading my books can choose to not read about sexual encounters or bloody fights while still getting all the context they need.
I might, I haven't decided.
I might, I haven't decided.
48,066 words in my current WIP. I cheated and wrote a little under 6,000 words before the start of November, so for #NovelNovember, I'm really at about ~42,000 if I round down.
Still, I'm basically there.
Still, I'm basically there.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
48,066 words in my current WIP. I cheated and wrote a little under 6,000 words before the start of November, so for #NovelNovember, I'm really at about ~42,000 if I round down.
Still, I'm basically there.
Still, I'm basically there.
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I wanted a creative job but didn't want to write the essays that art school in my country would require at the time
(I am bone fide old school trained graphic designer!)
(I am bone fide old school trained graphic designer!)
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I wanted a creative job but didn't want to write the essays that art school in my country would require at the time
(I am bone fide old school trained graphic designer!)
(I am bone fide old school trained graphic designer!)
The career that pays my bills?
Forklift go burr, but also, I got a lot more done than other people, so they made me the manager.
Career that I actually like doing?
Everyone always told me to "get a real job", but I never gave up on creative writing. Now I've got several (unpublished) books written
Forklift go burr, but also, I got a lot more done than other people, so they made me the manager.
Career that I actually like doing?
Everyone always told me to "get a real job", but I never gave up on creative writing. Now I've got several (unpublished) books written
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The career that pays my bills?
Forklift go burr, but also, I got a lot more done than other people, so they made me the manager.
Career that I actually like doing?
Everyone always told me to "get a real job", but I never gave up on creative writing. Now I've got several (unpublished) books written
Forklift go burr, but also, I got a lot more done than other people, so they made me the manager.
Career that I actually like doing?
Everyone always told me to "get a real job", but I never gave up on creative writing. Now I've got several (unpublished) books written
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Two of Wands | Two of Swords
By @mafuriah.bsky.social
Commission from 2025 & 2020
#oc #ocsky #keeperoftartarus
By @mafuriah.bsky.social
Commission from 2025 & 2020
#oc #ocsky #keeperoftartarus
May 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Two of Wands | Two of Swords
By @mafuriah.bsky.social
Commission from 2025 & 2020
#oc #ocsky #keeperoftartarus
By @mafuriah.bsky.social
Commission from 2025 & 2020
#oc #ocsky #keeperoftartarus