Dylan Storey
@dylanstorey.com
Enterprise Architectures, Software, Data, Science, and Snark.
I'd like to get off the ride now.
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I'd like to get off the ride now.
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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My reporting has come to the attention of Ghislaine Maxwell’s attorney. Here’s the response I provided to the @thedailybeast.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My reporting has come to the attention of Ghislaine Maxwell’s attorney. Here’s the response I provided to the @thedailybeast.bsky.social
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I don’t have enough hats to tip for the bold move that @carpentries.carpentries.org just made.
I spoke with Kari Jordan and Erin Becker of The Carpentries about why they declined a $1.5M NSF grant intended to expand data science training. Their decision highlights the growing intersection of #science, #DEI, and federal policy.
Read the full story on Forbes: www.forbes.com/sites/johndr...
Read the full story on Forbes: www.forbes.com/sites/johndr...
Nonprofit Refuses $1.5M Science Grant Due To New Federal DEI Rules
A coding nonprofit turned down a $1.5M NSF grant after new DEI restrictions, highlighting the clash between federal policy and scientific community values.
www.forbes.com
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don’t have enough hats to tip for the bold move that @carpentries.carpentries.org just made.
I've been writing Rust/Python for 5 yrs, but just started a project requiring all C (last touched 16 years ago!). I know some complain about Rust's slow compiler, but I'll say the trade-off for INSANELY useful error messages has felt
like at best a wash & probably still in Rust's favor.
like at best a wash & probably still in Rust's favor.
July 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I've been writing Rust/Python for 5 yrs, but just started a project requiring all C (last touched 16 years ago!). I know some complain about Rust's slow compiler, but I'll say the trade-off for INSANELY useful error messages has felt
like at best a wash & probably still in Rust's favor.
like at best a wash & probably still in Rust's favor.
I'll bet we can make it worse.
I think people are sleeping on how catastrophically bad ICE morale is right now.
June 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'll bet we can make it worse.
Made a Rust library for embedded task pipelines - Cloacina. Handles workflows directly in your app instead of needing external orchestration. Retries, state persistence, all that good stuff.
github.com/colliery-io/cloacina
Feedback welcome!
github.com/colliery-io/cloacina
Feedback welcome!
GitHub - colliery-io/cloacina
Contribute to colliery-io/cloacina development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
May 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Made a Rust library for embedded task pipelines - Cloacina. Handles workflows directly in your app instead of needing external orchestration. Retries, state persistence, all that good stuff.
github.com/colliery-io/cloacina
Feedback welcome!
github.com/colliery-io/cloacina
Feedback welcome!
The kid decided he wanted to play DnD last month (thanks @stinkydragonpod.bsky.social !) So we started a campaign for him and while we’re not recording sessions - i did think some people might enjoy following along (or maybe making it themselves).
github.com/dylanbstorey...
github.com/dylanbstorey...
GitHub - dylanbstorey/DnD
Contribute to dylanbstorey/DnD development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
April 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The kid decided he wanted to play DnD last month (thanks @stinkydragonpod.bsky.social !) So we started a campaign for him and while we’re not recording sessions - i did think some people might enjoy following along (or maybe making it themselves).
github.com/dylanbstorey...
github.com/dylanbstorey...
we're all fucked.
FDA plans to phase out animal testing requirement for drug testing and replace it with “AI-based computational models of toxicity” and organoid toxicity testing www.fda.gov/news-events/...
FDA Announces Plan to Phase Out Animal Testing Requirement for Monoclonal Antibodies and Other Drugs
FDA Plans to Phase Out Animal Testing Requirement
www.fda.gov
April 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
we're all fucked.
April 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Make them do it. Stop fucking around.
March 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Make them do it. Stop fucking around.
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Fuck me they've scraped all my academic stuff and a book i published less than 6 months ago.
Meta used at least 16 of my books, and numerous articles, to help train the AI it will use to make billions.
Authors, search your name here:
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Authors, search your name here:
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
March 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fuck me they've scraped all my academic stuff and a book i published less than 6 months ago.
@schumer.senate.gov, you're a feckless piece of shit if you think this switch is smart or not transparent capitulation. Stand up and fight or resign mother fucker.
March 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
@schumer.senate.gov, you're a feckless piece of shit if you think this switch is smart or not transparent capitulation. Stand up and fight or resign mother fucker.
Maybe dont go around telling people the sky man wants you to inspect children's genitals and you won't be shunned?
Interesting story that gets to the heart of why many Christians feel persecuted in the U.S.: The secular elite find many of their views abhorrent and uncouth
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...
March 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Maybe dont go around telling people the sky man wants you to inspect children's genitals and you won't be shunned?
When did article 4 get invoked?
This isn't going to get the attention of Columbia, but it's at least as bad: the University of Maine is having its funding cut off because the governor of Maine dared to challenge Trump.
I'm appalled by the USDA's decision to pause funding to the University of Maine System.
This will hurt our farmers, halt critical research, and impact students throughout Maine.
Once again, our state is being targeted for retribution—all because our officials are standing up for the rule of law.
This will hurt our farmers, halt critical research, and impact students throughout Maine.
Once again, our state is being targeted for retribution—all because our officials are standing up for the rule of law.
March 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When did article 4 get invoked?
Respect the ancient ways
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Respect the ancient ways
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I want to say as a former Starlink subscriber (we thankfully got fiber under Biden) that Starlink is NOT a viable alternative. You’re at Elmo’s whims. Price changes, data caps coming on and off with no warning, and if it goes down - I waited 7 weeks to get service restored. Fuck Starlink.
March 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I want to say as a former Starlink subscriber (we thankfully got fiber under Biden) that Starlink is NOT a viable alternative. You’re at Elmo’s whims. Price changes, data caps coming on and off with no warning, and if it goes down - I waited 7 weeks to get service restored. Fuck Starlink.
Serious question at what point do states withdraw from a union that's not keeping up it's end of the contract ?
It's so stupid that we even have to point out that this violates the First Amendment.
Trump Threatens to Pull Funding From Universities Over Protests
Legal experts said holding back federal financing would violate First Amendment protections.
www.wsj.com
March 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Serious question at what point do states withdraw from a union that's not keeping up it's end of the contract ?
Who the fuck bans imagination library ?!
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PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana.
For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5.
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PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana.
For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5.
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February 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Who the fuck bans imagination library ?!
Serious question what are the odds of universities just shutting down everything and evicting students for the academic year?
February 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Serious question what are the odds of universities just shutting down everything and evicting students for the academic year?
Casually told the F1 about drop bears while we were talking about Australia. He's now very excited about them and wants to visit Australia for them and kangaroos.
Accepting donations for a flight and/or therapy.
Accepting donations for a flight and/or therapy.
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Casually told the F1 about drop bears while we were talking about Australia. He's now very excited about them and wants to visit Australia for them and kangaroos.
Accepting donations for a flight and/or therapy.
Accepting donations for a flight and/or therapy.
East lansing house so done up for Christmas. I haven't wanted to knock on a strangers door and ask if we could be friends in a long time.
December 22, 2024 at 1:27 AM
East lansing house so done up for Christmas. I haven't wanted to knock on a strangers door and ask if we could be friends in a long time.
The Mrs is really trying to win the wife of the year award this year.
December 22, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The Mrs is really trying to win the wife of the year award this year.
Another year another budget spreadsheet. Hopefully someone else finds it useful ! Should be fairly straight forward, you set you assumed income/target spend on the left hand column. You put in your actuals every month as you go. Monthly sheets for 1 time expenses/income.
tinyurl.com/2ju7ttc6
tinyurl.com/2ju7ttc6
2025 Budget Template
tinyurl.com
December 7, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Another year another budget spreadsheet. Hopefully someone else finds it useful ! Should be fairly straight forward, you set you assumed income/target spend on the left hand column. You put in your actuals every month as you go. Monthly sheets for 1 time expenses/income.
tinyurl.com/2ju7ttc6
tinyurl.com/2ju7ttc6