Michelle
@effinghardy.bsky.social
she/her, wasting time waiting for the jug to boil. Plant overbuyer, op shop lover.
We’re at the beach for a few days and I just have to say sorry to anyone who is looking at my @inaturalist.bsky.social observations because I suspect am not a good identifier.
Also, I hope people on there aren’t too annoyed by my virtual Shells And Stuff I Found On The Beach collection 😂.
Also, I hope people on there aren’t too annoyed by my virtual Shells And Stuff I Found On The Beach collection 😂.
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
We’re at the beach for a few days and I just have to say sorry to anyone who is looking at my @inaturalist.bsky.social observations because I suspect am not a good identifier.
Also, I hope people on there aren’t too annoyed by my virtual Shells And Stuff I Found On The Beach collection 😂.
Also, I hope people on there aren’t too annoyed by my virtual Shells And Stuff I Found On The Beach collection 😂.
When someone says white people don’t have culture just slam this baby on the turntable and… oh no
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
When someone says white people don’t have culture just slam this baby on the turntable and… oh no
I just saw footage of those Muslim men publicly peacefully exercising their right to religion and being dragged violently away by police.
Interesting that some people have the right to do that but not others.
Really really glad so many people were filming so much of what the police did yesterday.
Interesting that some people have the right to do that but not others.
Really really glad so many people were filming so much of what the police did yesterday.
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I just saw footage of those Muslim men publicly peacefully exercising their right to religion and being dragged violently away by police.
Interesting that some people have the right to do that but not others.
Really really glad so many people were filming so much of what the police did yesterday.
Interesting that some people have the right to do that but not others.
Really really glad so many people were filming so much of what the police did yesterday.
This is going to be the first year I have any interest in the superbowl, purely because I’m dying to see what Green Day and Bad Bunny stir up.
a poster that says abolish ice with a fist and a red line
Alt: a poster that says abolish ice with a fist and a red line
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is going to be the first year I have any interest in the superbowl, purely because I’m dying to see what Green Day and Bad Bunny stir up.
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
This is amazing.
13 years old and swam four hours in water so rough he had already abandoned his flooded kayak.
Two hours into the swim he ditched his life jacket because it was hindering him.
Saved his whole family.
What an incredible person.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
13 years old and swam four hours in water so rough he had already abandoned his flooded kayak.
Two hours into the swim he ditched his life jacket because it was hindering him.
Saved his whole family.
What an incredible person.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Teenager makes 'superhuman' swim to save family swept out to sea
A 13-year-old boy has been hailed a hero after swimming four hours through rough seas to get help for his mother and two siblings, who were swept out to sea on an inflatable paddleboard in WA's South ...
www.abc.net.au
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 AM
This is amazing.
13 years old and swam four hours in water so rough he had already abandoned his flooded kayak.
Two hours into the swim he ditched his life jacket because it was hindering him.
Saved his whole family.
What an incredible person.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
13 years old and swam four hours in water so rough he had already abandoned his flooded kayak.
Two hours into the swim he ditched his life jacket because it was hindering him.
Saved his whole family.
What an incredible person.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
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Motherfuckers.
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Motherfuckers.
This is one of my levels 😂
Just causing a little mayhem on my holiday. 😂🦈🏝️
Level: Holiday Island
Creator: meh
LINK: hissyfit-app.web.app/p/541d8f96-7...
#HissyFitGame #mobilegames #indiegame #indiedev #iosgames #androidgames #madewithunity #levelbuilder #sandboxgame
Level: Holiday Island
Creator: meh
LINK: hissyfit-app.web.app/p/541d8f96-7...
#HissyFitGame #mobilegames #indiegame #indiedev #iosgames #androidgames #madewithunity #levelbuilder #sandboxgame
January 31, 2026 at 11:13 PM
This is one of my levels 😂
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People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop
I know this film was just Bezos currying favour, but I’m sure Donald thought it would actually be more popular than 50 Hoyts tickets countrywide 😂.
How embarrassing for Melania.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
How embarrassing for Melania.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Fewer than 50 tickets pre-sold as Melania movie opens with a whimper
Dire box office sales surrounding the US first lady's bio-doc have made headlines, but some argue there's likely a good reason Jeff Bezos's Amazon MGM Studios has splashed so much cash on MELANIA.
www.abc.net.au
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I know this film was just Bezos currying favour, but I’m sure Donald thought it would actually be more popular than 50 Hoyts tickets countrywide 😂.
How embarrassing for Melania.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
How embarrassing for Melania.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Movies/tv when they walk into a house and shine torches in the rooms looking for the thing. THE LIGHTS STILL WORK FFS JUST TURN THEN ON AND LOOK jfc.
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Movies/tv when they walk into a house and shine torches in the rooms looking for the thing. THE LIGHTS STILL WORK FFS JUST TURN THEN ON AND LOOK jfc.
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That’s a story I like to tell to the little ones in the cave when I return from scavenging.
I haven’t seen any redhats recently, and we still need food and ammo. I take a selfie in the mirror while wearing the new pelt. It cost some battery, but the kids will like the photo.
Soon, we head north.
I haven’t seen any redhats recently, and we still need food and ammo. I take a selfie in the mirror while wearing the new pelt. It cost some battery, but the kids will like the photo.
Soon, we head north.
June 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
That’s a story I like to tell to the little ones in the cave when I return from scavenging.
I haven’t seen any redhats recently, and we still need food and ammo. I take a selfie in the mirror while wearing the new pelt. It cost some battery, but the kids will like the photo.
Soon, we head north.
I haven’t seen any redhats recently, and we still need food and ammo. I take a selfie in the mirror while wearing the new pelt. It cost some battery, but the kids will like the photo.
Soon, we head north.
TIL that baby trump had an online long distance gf with a violent Russian boyfriend just like any other teenager.
No security issues here, just kids being kids, right?
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
No security issues here, just kids being kids, right?
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Barron Trump's intervention helps convict man of assault halfway across the world
A Russian man who became jealous of a woman's friendship with the youngest son of US President Donald Trump has been found guilty of assaulting her by a London court.
www.abc.net.au
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
TIL that baby trump had an online long distance gf with a violent Russian boyfriend just like any other teenager.
No security issues here, just kids being kids, right?
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
No security issues here, just kids being kids, right?
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
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If you’re going outside, don’t forget to wrap up well as some of you are very ugly.
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
If you’re going outside, don’t forget to wrap up well as some of you are very ugly.
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Why the fuck would a racist US paramilitary terrorist group attend a sporting event in another country that has its own security?
In every level and from any perspective this is batshit crazy.
In every level and from any perspective this is batshit crazy.
This is the democratic opposition party in Italy protesting against ICE involvement in the Winter Olympics in Milan
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Why the fuck would a racist US paramilitary terrorist group attend a sporting event in another country that has its own security?
In every level and from any perspective this is batshit crazy.
In every level and from any perspective this is batshit crazy.
Pic from Man of the House’s car when he left work yesterday at 5pm.
54°c.
(An industrial type area edged with grass & large trees, with small strips of garden between each business. Not entirely a concrete wasteland, but close)
It took about 15 mins of driving before it dropped to 41°c.
54°c.
(An industrial type area edged with grass & large trees, with small strips of garden between each business. Not entirely a concrete wasteland, but close)
It took about 15 mins of driving before it dropped to 41°c.
January 28, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Pic from Man of the House’s car when he left work yesterday at 5pm.
54°c.
(An industrial type area edged with grass & large trees, with small strips of garden between each business. Not entirely a concrete wasteland, but close)
It took about 15 mins of driving before it dropped to 41°c.
54°c.
(An industrial type area edged with grass & large trees, with small strips of garden between each business. Not entirely a concrete wasteland, but close)
It took about 15 mins of driving before it dropped to 41°c.
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Australia Day is such bullshit. NSW proclamation day at best. At worst a celebration of the crimes of colonisation.
If you have to acknowledge that the day is a source of pain for many, that’s a damn good sign it’s a shit day to have as your national day.
If you have to acknowledge that the day is a source of pain for many, that’s a damn good sign it’s a shit day to have as your national day.
January 25, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Australia Day is such bullshit. NSW proclamation day at best. At worst a celebration of the crimes of colonisation.
If you have to acknowledge that the day is a source of pain for many, that’s a damn good sign it’s a shit day to have as your national day.
If you have to acknowledge that the day is a source of pain for many, that’s a damn good sign it’s a shit day to have as your national day.
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January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Fox reporter: It’s heartwarming to see such a massive crowd, cheering on the president’s family as they arrive for the screening. *reporter lifts hand to ear* wait, I’m getting an update…
Crowd: NO ICE NO ICE
*face & tone harden* The military has arrived to disperse a large crowd of terrorists…
Crowd: NO ICE NO ICE
*face & tone harden* The military has arrived to disperse a large crowd of terrorists…
Just in case you'd forgotten:
At the White House tonight, a "friends and family" special preview of the corrupt 'Melania' documentary that Bezos's Amazon paid $40 million tribute money to underwrite.
www.reuters.com/business/med...
The taste and timing of Team Trump never disappoint.
At the White House tonight, a "friends and family" special preview of the corrupt 'Melania' documentary that Bezos's Amazon paid $40 million tribute money to underwrite.
www.reuters.com/business/med...
The taste and timing of Team Trump never disappoint.
First lady Melania Trump to preview new film at private White House screening
First lady Melania Trump will host a private White House screening on Saturday of a new film documenting her life in the 20 days leading up to President Donald Trump’s second inauguration, an adviser ...
www.reuters.com
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Fox reporter: It’s heartwarming to see such a massive crowd, cheering on the president’s family as they arrive for the screening. *reporter lifts hand to ear* wait, I’m getting an update…
Crowd: NO ICE NO ICE
*face & tone harden* The military has arrived to disperse a large crowd of terrorists…
Crowd: NO ICE NO ICE
*face & tone harden* The military has arrived to disperse a large crowd of terrorists…
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*wraps crime scene tape around america*
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
*wraps crime scene tape around america*
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COLDEST 100: 2026 EDITION
100. Pub Feed (2022)
The Wiggles
#coldest100 #hottest100
youtu.be/jS9Z4MfOjSE
100. Pub Feed (2022)
The Wiggles
#coldest100 #hottest100
youtu.be/jS9Z4MfOjSE
100 COLDEST 100 | The Wiggles | Pub Feed (2022)
YouTube video by Oz Kitsch
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January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
COLDEST 100: 2026 EDITION
100. Pub Feed (2022)
The Wiggles
#coldest100 #hottest100
youtu.be/jS9Z4MfOjSE
100. Pub Feed (2022)
The Wiggles
#coldest100 #hottest100
youtu.be/jS9Z4MfOjSE
More leaders need to bring up trump ‘avoiding’ the draft five times when they talk about him.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
'Insulting': Starmer demands apology after Trump says NATO troops dodged front line
Donald Trump criticised NATO during a Fox News interview on Thursday, saying the US had "never needed" the alliance.
www.abc.net.au
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
More leaders need to bring up trump ‘avoiding’ the draft five times when they talk about him.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
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This is going to go #viral. People from Greenland are not alone in the sentiment. There are those of us who feel the same all over the world!
Greenlandic politician and former MP Tillie Martinussen: “We do not want to be rich like [USians]. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends. We would not sell ourselves.”
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
This is going to go #viral. People from Greenland are not alone in the sentiment. There are those of us who feel the same all over the world!
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.