Incontinent Virgin☭
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‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
February 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
women of the Italian curling team: please explain curling to me
February 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
women of the Italian curling team: please explain curling to me
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Ok we did get some snow and I got to walk around in it and fall on my ass in front of other people so I had the quintessential winter experience. Now back to the horrors
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Ok we did get some snow and I got to walk around in it and fall on my ass in front of other people so I had the quintessential winter experience. Now back to the horrors
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It’s always some artist I’ve never heard of that is 22 and somehow has 900k follows and draws the most forgettable, sterile blorbo Disney-looking portraits ever and everyone is like “wow can’t believe they are a megahitler, loved their art”
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It’s always some artist I’ve never heard of that is 22 and somehow has 900k follows and draws the most forgettable, sterile blorbo Disney-looking portraits ever and everyone is like “wow can’t believe they are a megahitler, loved their art”
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people get mad about this but like what on earth man how many times do you need to get rug pulled by dems to realize they will always roll out a carpet to fascists. That’s their function. Controlled “opposition”
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
people get mad about this but like what on earth man how many times do you need to get rug pulled by dems to realize they will always roll out a carpet to fascists. That’s their function. Controlled “opposition”
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
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if I get a pen could I hear some examples
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 19, 2026 at 10:07 PM
if I get a pen could I hear some examples
no way this Stephen Miller bitch goes in public
January 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
no way this Stephen Miller bitch goes in public
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stop showing me stuff thats going to be in history books later. its basically a form of homework
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
stop showing me stuff thats going to be in history books later. its basically a form of homework
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Taking some time away from this website for the foreseeable future. Just received sad news that my dear friend and former lover, Dilbert, has passed away. I will always remember him for his fleshy hair and the way his tie flipped up. And also for having the thickest penis I've ever personally seen
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Taking some time away from this website for the foreseeable future. Just received sad news that my dear friend and former lover, Dilbert, has passed away. I will always remember him for his fleshy hair and the way his tie flipped up. And also for having the thickest penis I've ever personally seen
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This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
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I have Droops. I can barely move and I have no strength.
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I have Droops. I can barely move and I have no strength.
mucks back on the menu boys
Muck is the damp, fibrous slime from crushed muckspunge plants that grow in the West Gash and on Azura's Coast. Unless properly prepared in the native manner, it is mildly toxic.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
mucks back on the menu boys
a steak sized bean for dinner
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
a steak sized bean for dinner
why does shit like this exist
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
why does shit like this exist
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
the libs are truly posting this day.. go watch stranger thing bitch
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the libs are truly posting this day.. go watch stranger thing bitch
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keep honking... i'm clonking!
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
keep honking... i'm clonking!
piggly wiggly has the liver mush
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
piggly wiggly has the liver mush
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