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Eric
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LV -> PSU -> ATL
Spoonman bumper music hell yeah seattle
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Hey wait a second this isn’t Echo & The Bunnymen what the fuck
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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cause im
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Begging for an ounce of media literacy lol
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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TIRICO: And its the Imperial Japanese Navy's Kido Butai! The fast carriers of the rising sun surprising everyone here in Santa Clara with a lightning raid!

COLLINGSWORTH: Wow. Makes you think of Patrick Mahomes right there
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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2 or 3 times Team USA's opponents in the curling have had a chance to win or lose the game on the final shot and absolutely bricked it and I've gotta say that might be one of my new favorite sports-watching experiences
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Saturday night LAN parties in the early 2000s
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Read and watched The Swimmer again
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Nobody's going to watch the Turning Point Halftime Show because complaining about the real halftime show is an important part of right wing culture.
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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4:00 start pork!
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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dudes rock
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Oh no :(
Catherine O’Hara, the beloved actor known for her roles in ‘Home Alone,’ ‘Schitt’s Creek,’ and most recently, ‘The Studio,’ has died at the age of 71.
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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‘In a very real sense, Trinity Rodman is Greenland’ is a level of getting lost in the sauce I’m not sure we’ve ever seen.
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM