Eli Deep
@elideep.bsky.social
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Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.
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That’s fucking terrible

No seriously

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

That ref should never work another game in the W
benpickman.bsky.social
Here is the pool report from Game 4 of the 2025 WNBA Finals.

Per crew chief Roy Gulbeyan, Tibbetts was assessed two seperate technicals for yelling, "that's fuck--- terrible," twice.
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theferocity.bsky.social
When “True Blood” was airing, I was in grad school. At the time, I was baffled as to why Sookie would feel so strongly about Bill. But now I get it. Similarly, I was confused about a lot of Tara’s decisions in season two. And now I’m like, “it be like that sometimes.” This show is for GROWN FOLKS.
elideep.bsky.social
HAIL
TO THE GUARDIAN OF THE WATCHTOWER OF THE NORTH
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FROGS TOGETHER STRONG
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real-point-god.bsky.social
Praise The Point God with tambourine and dance; praise her with liquor and champagne!
-The Las Vegas Aces quoted in Psalm 150:4 #WNBA
dr-thompson.bsky.social
The story behind the tambourine... and it is NOT the alcohol speaking according to A'ja 🤭🤭🤭 #WNBASky
elideep.bsky.social
My cardiac age is also 65 this week
elideep.bsky.social
I teach this to 1Ls
elideep.bsky.social
Same. Mentally or physically in a Bad Way is it. I’ve never smelled so good as the two years I lived in the PNW, if only bc I was an outlier.
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chrystalll.bsky.social
Not Holly being upset that Cathy was booed lol girl bye. #WNBA
From Holly Rowe: This really disappointed me. The ONE thing we have always done as a community in the WNBA is respect women. I get it people want change in certain areas, but Cathy has done SO MUCH GREAT for the league too.  #respectwomen #betonwomen I do not support all women’s some of you bitches are very dumb!!!
elideep.bsky.social
Cathy getting off that court:
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A rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast 🐀 😬
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Dana go home you’re drunk
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Waiting for Hooray You Gay
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If I send you this I’m embarrassed for you but you on your own
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The REAL number 22
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msmicaluv.bsky.social
Also NO MATTER what they try to tell you…A’ja Wilson is the FACE OF THE LEAGUE!!

She is ALSO the BEST Women’s Hooper on the planet.
elideep.bsky.social
If these camera don’t show me Dijonai scooting in to celebrate Lyss, the CBA should collapse
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real-point-god.bsky.social
For Becky is the head of the Las Vegas Aces coaching staff as The Point God is the head of the #WNBA. Just as the WNBA is subject to The Point God, so the Aces coaching staff ought to be, in everything, subject to the hoodie-blazer.
-A lesson on unity of purpose in Ephesians 5:23
a red grid rectangle against a pale yellow background. at the top of the grid is a drawing of a basketball. below the basketball written in black letters it says “Aces coaching staff dress like they are in a cult AKA FREE SPACE.”
elideep.bsky.social
What a season, man. I am so proud of every single team (except the fever only maybe a little grudgingly). Just nothing but heart since May.
elideep.bsky.social
Damn, way to be, Aces. Yall earned this shit. Clawed your way through the season to get here. Congrats!
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basilmai.bsky.social
Man these refs are tainting this game. The players are amazing but the WNBA is shit. I hope these players strike all next season. Get ready for Unrivaled #wnba
elideep.bsky.social
This league does those players wrong, man.
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basilmai.bsky.social
This Deloitte commercial where they're like "hey I know it's your kid's birthday but fuck them kids what about the revenue" is a reminder that Cathy was the CEO and hired Deloitte to make their garbage league pass app #wnba