Elizardbeth Darling
elizardbethdarling.bsky.social
Elizardbeth Darling
@elizardbethdarling.bsky.social
Hardest working transsexual reply gal in the business. A very Good Girl bark bark woof woof
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if charlie kirk wore his collar in public like a good boy it would have protected his neck
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Today's fit!
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Last nights fit
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Dj Lizard hot off her first gig! @angelic.style
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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>looking for a new queer bar
>ask the local city subreddit if it's gay men or queer
>it doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is gay men and what is queer
>they laugh “it’s a good bar sir”
>go
>its gay men
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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* Palpatine visibly aged 20+ years before our eyes when Mace L. Windu slapped him with his own lightning in RotS
* We never see 41y/o Vader's face until AFTER he gets zapped

HYPOTHESIS: Darth Vader was still a boyishly handsome devil right up until a few minutes before his death in RotJ
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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gender is just sex for people who dont have any
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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You *can* change your sex.

I *did* change mine.

If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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transphobia is, verifiably, a pedophile trait
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
Gov. JB Pritzker signs 'right-to-die' legislation for terminally ill people to end their lives in Illinois
The new law, which takes effect next September, opens the door for people 18 or older with a terminal diagnosis to be prescribed a fatal drug.
www.nprillinois.org
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Cars shouldn't be able to drive faster than 35mph
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Are there puppy girl Hypnos?
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Broke: Handler is cis
Woke: Handler is trans
Bespoke: Handler is cis, and runs the Halimede account
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If I started 3d printing ergonomic dog muzzles designed for human wear would that be something people would want? #mechsploitation #mechsploi
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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The only acceptable straightness is being extremely gay for your wife
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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never kill yourself
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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can you call me a traitor to our cause again im getting really close
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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"ooooooh i cant play guitar my hands are small" your hands are small ? your hands are small. your dick is small
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM