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Elphia
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OFMD, Gentlebeard, season 3. Early 40s, she/her. Minors stay away (sometimes I recommend fanfic). I may block follows from non-pirate fans—nothing personal.🪿🐈‍⬛🕯️🏴‍☠️📚🦄🌈
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Lastly, we get to ‘Donner’ and ‘Blitzen.’

‘Donner’ was originally ‘Donder,’ which is Standard Dutch meaning “thunder.”

‘Blitzen’ comes from the Standard Dutch ‘bliksem,’ which means “lightning.”

We've always thought these two were the bad boys of the sleigh.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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So I've just planned out my reading for Sunday and realised it's gonna involve me having to say Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch on camera, which I did not think through, so you might wanna sign up and attend just for that 😅
Have you registered for second launch?

Come hang out THIS SUNDAY at 2 PM ET with editor R.B. Wood & @rossbaxter.bsky.social, @diebooth.bsky.social, & @xanwriter.bsky.social for readings! A live Q&A! All dark urban fantasy all the time!

🔗 links.ruadanbooks.com/secondlaunch

#BookSky #darkfantasy
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Fabulous review of Poisoned Soup! "From cover to cover, the anthology feels like a chance to reconvene with long-lost friends for one last set of ghost stories, told around a bonfire of fading memories."
You can preorder here: doylestownbookshop.com/book/9781963...

#booksky #horrorsky #horror
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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The first page of y'all's creatures! Started the second one today and already in love (of course)

Thank y'all who've commented so far, please anyone who hasn't fill free to reply with your favorite sea creatures or insect! 💛
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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There's still time before gift giving season if you want to buy something from my shop and support an indie - signed books, zines, jewellery (both esoteric and not) and other bits and bobs made by me - please take a look!
ko-fi.com/diebooth/shop

#bsnm #queerartist #shopofmd #shopsmall #indieauthor
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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He wants to go out in the snow, but all he has is his leathers, he needs a winter coat!
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Look at how proudly he's wearing his future boyfriend's cravat
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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That he is 😌

#ofmd
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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cleaned for five minutes, depression vanquished 🗡️
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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IS THAT A NEW CHAPTER I SPY

AN E RATED ONE?

archiveofourown.org/works/745542...

#ofmdfic
It’s time for my second @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social fic! This one is for @scholiast.bsky.social - I hope you enjoy!! 6 chapters, posting over the next couple weeks 🦭🦦🌊💙

archiveofourown.org/works/74554296

#ofmdfic
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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It’s time for my second @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social fic! This one is for @scholiast.bsky.social - I hope you enjoy!! 6 chapters, posting over the next couple weeks 🦭🦦🌊💙

archiveofourown.org/works/74554296

#ofmdfic
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Wake up, Ed! Please, I'm here! PLEASE WAKE UP!

Come back to me... Ed, don't die. Please don't die.

I'm here now. I'm here, Ed! I'M HERE! ED!

ED! ED, WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ED, WAKE UP!

Come on. I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.

You're safe. Come back to me.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Anyway is this the story I had published this year that made the most people claim to have leaked their precious vital essences out of their eyes? MAYBE. Am I thinking about the end of the world a lot? (A lot a lot a lot?) YES.

psychopomp.com/everyone-kee...
Everyone Keeps Saying Probably - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
Publisher's Note: Please enjoy this short story by Premee Mohamed, who, coincidentally(!!), has a book out from Psychopomp on February 11th. It's called One
psychopomp.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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🤡
Don't You Want Us Netflix
YouTube video by escargot cargo
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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New episode shaken and stirred on Friday!🕺🏽✨🙂 #Pluribus
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Being on a show with only a few characters makes it even more obvious that Samba has the screen presence of a Hollywood icon. So natural. So lovable and magnetic. I hope he gets a million starring roles after Pluribus and OFMD finally gets renewed when he wins a best actor Oscar in 1-2 years
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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HI this is one of my favourite books I've EVER READ and if you do not buy and read it immediately I will come down your chimney and WRECK UP THE PLACE you have been warned
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December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thinking of Ed and Stede as I prepare to drink tea containing sugar equivalent to at least 7 cubes (I wasn’t measuring and a large clump broke free of the sugar jar) #ofmd
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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In case you need assistance with my vision -
allow me to elaborate:
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic I’ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. 🐋💙

archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Quick pencil sketch when I should definitely be asleep. Romantic Stede off the charts
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Sporadic general reminder to PLEASE not dunk on bad people's physical appearance: you are not hurting them, you are just perpetuating body shaming and making decent people who share those characteristics feel bad about themselves.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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so the doodle on this shirt looks like Rhys's drawing style, right? am i just imagining things
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM