Elphia
@elphia3.bsky.social
OFMD, Gentlebeard, season 3. Early 40s, she/her. Minors stay away (sometimes I recommend fanfic). I may block follows from non-pirate fansโnothing personal.๐ชฟ๐โโฌ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐
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Another beaded bookmark!
Safe Space Ship: Lesbian Edition
Planning on making some other pride flag versions as well.
Safe Space Ship: Lesbian Edition
Planning on making some other pride flag versions as well.
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Another beaded bookmark!
Safe Space Ship: Lesbian Edition
Planning on making some other pride flag versions as well.
Safe Space Ship: Lesbian Edition
Planning on making some other pride flag versions as well.
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finding it hard to cope at the moment with all the chaos going on around you? i got a trauma & bereavement counselor to write some tips about how to stay sane. please RT if you think others may find it useful, too: www.webworm.co/coping/
Advice For Coping
David Farrier's Webworm features advice for coping in 2026, from trauma & bereavement counselor Ross Palethorpe. Then news on Substack and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
www.webworm.co
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
finding it hard to cope at the moment with all the chaos going on around you? i got a trauma & bereavement counselor to write some tips about how to stay sane. please RT if you think others may find it useful, too: www.webworm.co/coping/
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It's February, which means that this is happening NEXT MONTH! Join us for a two day, full rewatch of OFMD at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA! $35 suggested contribution.
More info and RSVP link in bio.
More info and RSVP link in bio.
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It's February, which means that this is happening NEXT MONTH! Join us for a two day, full rewatch of OFMD at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma, WA! $35 suggested contribution.
More info and RSVP link in bio.
More info and RSVP link in bio.
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๐น Roses are fine
๐ฆ Bonsoir Monsieur Prawn
๐ My true valentine
๐ง Is my mother's firstborn
๐ฆ Bonsoir Monsieur Prawn
๐ My true valentine
๐ง Is my mother's firstborn
February 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
๐น Roses are fine
๐ฆ Bonsoir Monsieur Prawn
๐ My true valentine
๐ง Is my mother's firstborn
๐ฆ Bonsoir Monsieur Prawn
๐ My true valentine
๐ง Is my mother's firstborn
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Just in case you needed to hear these few seconds today.
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Just in case you needed to hear these few seconds today.
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Ten days to valentine's so I'm going to recycle my 2024 ofmd ones and try and come up with some new horrendous poems ... Here we go lads
๐น Roses are red
โ๏ธ Tie my hands up with cable
๐ I'm your hostage and friend
๐ฃ Use my back as a table
๐น Roses are red
โ๏ธ Tie my hands up with cable
๐ I'm your hostage and friend
๐ฃ Use my back as a table
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Ten days to valentine's so I'm going to recycle my 2024 ofmd ones and try and come up with some new horrendous poems ... Here we go lads
๐น Roses are red
โ๏ธ Tie my hands up with cable
๐ I'm your hostage and friend
๐ฃ Use my back as a table
๐น Roses are red
โ๏ธ Tie my hands up with cable
๐ I'm your hostage and friend
๐ฃ Use my back as a table
(Quickly changed permissions on the off chance that someone who isnโt an OFMD devotee wants to teach me about literature. Only interested in piratesโ opinions at the moment)
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
(Quickly changed permissions on the off chance that someone who isnโt an OFMD devotee wants to teach me about literature. Only interested in piratesโ opinions at the moment)
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see ๐คฉ we're already finding stuff ๐ฅฐ
February 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
see ๐คฉ we're already finding stuff ๐ฅฐ
For anyone whoโs read Tomโs Crossing: is it worth the dozens of hours of reading? Iโm a few chapters in and on the fence. Partly because I grew up in a rural horsey place in the โ80s and therefore do not find rural horse people (of any era) especially mystical. But Iโve heard it gets weirder
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
For anyone whoโs read Tomโs Crossing: is it worth the dozens of hours of reading? Iโm a few chapters in and on the fence. Partly because I grew up in a rural horsey place in the โ80s and therefore do not find rural horse people (of any era) especially mystical. But Iโve heard it gets weirder
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None of my other fandoms have an account like this and it's amazing? Any time I need a picture of for a meme or to stare at one of them for reasons, there's a link to a folder of hi res photos! And the posts are consistently funny which is a bonus. I wish every fandom had this!
asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is still a nightmare, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds ๐ if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn ๐ซ๐ซถ
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
None of my other fandoms have an account like this and it's amazing? Any time I need a picture of for a meme or to stare at one of them for reasons, there's a link to a folder of hi res photos! And the posts are consistently funny which is a bonus. I wish every fandom had this!
I just signed up for a beginnerโs crochet class this weekend! Hoping (a) the cats will permit crocheting at all and (b) someone will be willing to bid on a crocheted cravat or potholder that was obviously made by an untalented beginner in a home with 4 cats
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I just signed up for a beginnerโs crochet class this weekend! Hoping (a) the cats will permit crocheting at all and (b) someone will be willing to bid on a crocheted cravat or potholder that was obviously made by an untalented beginner in a home with 4 cats
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SIGN UP YOUR CRAFTS!!
Fill out this form for each unique item you are donating: forms.gle/KvRMfTQhsXgv...
Photos of completed items are due by email March 3, so we can open bidding March 5!
Help us raise funds for the crucial work of the American Immigration Council!
#FandomMarket
Fill out this form for each unique item you are donating: forms.gle/KvRMfTQhsXgv...
Photos of completed items are due by email March 3, so we can open bidding March 5!
Help us raise funds for the crucial work of the American Immigration Council!
#FandomMarket
February 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Thereโs a new chapter of Constellationism here, freshly posted: archiveofourown.org/works/456174.... Itโs got text messages, Venice and little pots of moss.
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Thereโs a new chapter of Constellationism here, freshly posted: archiveofourown.org/works/456174.... Itโs got text messages, Venice and little pots of moss.
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Chapter 3 of 'Til Forever is up (finally...).
Featuring pasta, Lucius with a proposition, and some laundry. If that sentence makes you think I've wildly changed the vibe of the story... I haven't, but now that I've thought it, it's in there.
4k words, ๐ archiveofourown.org/works/765521...
Featuring pasta, Lucius with a proposition, and some laundry. If that sentence makes you think I've wildly changed the vibe of the story... I haven't, but now that I've thought it, it's in there.
4k words, ๐ archiveofourown.org/works/765521...
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Chapter 3 of 'Til Forever is up (finally...).
Featuring pasta, Lucius with a proposition, and some laundry. If that sentence makes you think I've wildly changed the vibe of the story... I haven't, but now that I've thought it, it's in there.
4k words, ๐ archiveofourown.org/works/765521...
Featuring pasta, Lucius with a proposition, and some laundry. If that sentence makes you think I've wildly changed the vibe of the story... I haven't, but now that I've thought it, it's in there.
4k words, ๐ archiveofourown.org/works/765521...
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itโs been an extraordinary few days of training with blackbeardโs crew โบ๏ธ
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
itโs been an extraordinary few days of training with blackbeardโs crew โบ๏ธ
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when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 AM
when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married
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Look at that - You wear fine things well.
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Look at that - You wear fine things well.
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January 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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stede realizing it's all an illusion
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
stede realizing it's all an illusion
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๐ต Hear your name, a whisper in the wind
Been so long since I have seen you, friend ๐ต
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
Been so long since I have seen you, friend ๐ต
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
๐ต Hear your name, a whisper in the wind
Been so long since I have seen you, friend ๐ต
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
Been so long since I have seen you, friend ๐ต
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
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I just really love Our Flag Means Death. ๐งก๐ดโโ ๏ธ Every day goes by and I both wish we had more and am so grateful for what we got.
January 26, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I just really love Our Flag Means Death. ๐งก๐ดโโ ๏ธ Every day goes by and I both wish we had more and am so grateful for what we got.
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"Is it a little strange to see some creation that you've had so much time with go on its own and do its own different thing?"
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January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
"Is it a little strange to see some creation that you've had so much time with go on its own and do its own different thing?"
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are you snowed in or barely snowing? looking for some cozy vibes? why not revisit the fic i wrote for @ghostalservice.bsky.social about Stede saving mailman Ed during a snowstorm
archiveofourown.org/works/45519415
archiveofourown.org/works/45519415
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
are you snowed in or barely snowing? looking for some cozy vibes? why not revisit the fic i wrote for @ghostalservice.bsky.social about Stede saving mailman Ed during a snowstorm
archiveofourown.org/works/45519415
archiveofourown.org/works/45519415
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the weird thing about reporting on ICE in america is that my old fear was being tear gassed or pepper sprayed or arrested and deported to new zealand. now the fear is being shot dead, and quickly, and then the american government defaming me & my family in every single way possible
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
the weird thing about reporting on ICE in america is that my old fear was being tear gassed or pepper sprayed or arrested and deported to new zealand. now the fear is being shot dead, and quickly, and then the american government defaming me & my family in every single way possible
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Next day boost! THANK YOU sm to the people who've donated already!! ๐๐๐
Hello y'all, I want to try to help raise some money for this.
Anyone who donates at least $10 w/ any of the orgs here and show proof of donation, I will send them either a Fern or Mateys print!
Here's my donation to the Immigrant Law Center of MN
pls lmk which print you prefer
#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Anyone who donates at least $10 w/ any of the orgs here and show proof of donation, I will send them either a Fern or Mateys print!
Here's my donation to the Immigrant Law Center of MN
pls lmk which print you prefer
#ofmd #ofmdfanart
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Next day boost! THANK YOU sm to the people who've donated already!! ๐๐๐