Elphia
@elphia3.bsky.social
OFMD, Gentlebeard, season 3. Early 40s, she/her. Minors stay away (sometimes I recommend fanfic). I may block follows from non-pirate fans—nothing personal.🪿🐈⬛🕯️🏴☠️📚🦄🌈
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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It’s time for my second @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social fic! This one is for @scholiast.bsky.social - I hope you enjoy!! 6 chapters, posting over the next couple weeks 🦭🦦🌊💙
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdfic
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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It’s time for my second @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social fic! This one is for @scholiast.bsky.social - I hope you enjoy!! 6 chapters, posting over the next couple weeks 🦭🦦🌊💙
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdfic
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It’s time for my second @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social fic! This one is for @scholiast.bsky.social - I hope you enjoy!! 6 chapters, posting over the next couple weeks 🦭🦦🌊💙
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdfic
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Wake up, Ed! Please, I'm here! PLEASE WAKE UP!
Come back to me... Ed, don't die. Please don't die.
I'm here now. I'm here, Ed! I'M HERE! ED!
ED! ED, WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ED, WAKE UP!
Come on. I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.
You're safe. Come back to me.
Come back to me... Ed, don't die. Please don't die.
I'm here now. I'm here, Ed! I'M HERE! ED!
ED! ED, WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ED, WAKE UP!
Come on. I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.
You're safe. Come back to me.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wake up, Ed! Please, I'm here! PLEASE WAKE UP!
Come back to me... Ed, don't die. Please don't die.
I'm here now. I'm here, Ed! I'M HERE! ED!
ED! ED, WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ED, WAKE UP!
Come on. I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.
You're safe. Come back to me.
Come back to me... Ed, don't die. Please don't die.
I'm here now. I'm here, Ed! I'M HERE! ED!
ED! ED, WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ED, WAKE UP!
Come on. I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.
You're safe. Come back to me.
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Anyway is this the story I had published this year that made the most people claim to have leaked their precious vital essences out of their eyes? MAYBE. Am I thinking about the end of the world a lot? (A lot a lot a lot?) YES.
psychopomp.com/everyone-kee...
psychopomp.com/everyone-kee...
Everyone Keeps Saying Probably - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
Publisher's Note: Please enjoy this short story by Premee Mohamed, who, coincidentally(!!), has a book out from Psychopomp on February 11th. It's called One
psychopomp.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Anyway is this the story I had published this year that made the most people claim to have leaked their precious vital essences out of their eyes? MAYBE. Am I thinking about the end of the world a lot? (A lot a lot a lot?) YES.
psychopomp.com/everyone-kee...
psychopomp.com/everyone-kee...
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Being on a show with only a few characters makes it even more obvious that Samba has the screen presence of a Hollywood icon. So natural. So lovable and magnetic. I hope he gets a million starring roles after Pluribus and OFMD finally gets renewed when he wins a best actor Oscar in 1-2 years
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Being on a show with only a few characters makes it even more obvious that Samba has the screen presence of a Hollywood icon. So natural. So lovable and magnetic. I hope he gets a million starring roles after Pluribus and OFMD finally gets renewed when he wins a best actor Oscar in 1-2 years
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HI this is one of my favourite books I've EVER READ and if you do not buy and read it immediately I will come down your chimney and WRECK UP THE PLACE you have been warned
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Buy now: https://geni.us/Spearcuts
Buy now: https://geni.us/Spearcuts
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
HI this is one of my favourite books I've EVER READ and if you do not buy and read it immediately I will come down your chimney and WRECK UP THE PLACE you have been warned
Thinking of Ed and Stede as I prepare to drink tea containing sugar equivalent to at least 7 cubes (I wasn’t measuring and a large clump broke free of the sugar jar) #ofmd
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Thinking of Ed and Stede as I prepare to drink tea containing sugar equivalent to at least 7 cubes (I wasn’t measuring and a large clump broke free of the sugar jar) #ofmd
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In case you need assistance with my vision -
allow me to elaborate:
allow me to elaborate:
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
In case you need assistance with my vision -
allow me to elaborate:
allow me to elaborate:
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My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic I’ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. 🐋💙
archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic I’ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. 🐋💙
archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
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Quick pencil sketch when I should definitely be asleep. Romantic Stede off the charts
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Quick pencil sketch when I should definitely be asleep. Romantic Stede off the charts
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Sporadic general reminder to PLEASE not dunk on bad people's physical appearance: you are not hurting them, you are just perpetuating body shaming and making decent people who share those characteristics feel bad about themselves.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sporadic general reminder to PLEASE not dunk on bad people's physical appearance: you are not hurting them, you are just perpetuating body shaming and making decent people who share those characteristics feel bad about themselves.
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so the doodle on this shirt looks like Rhys's drawing style, right? am i just imagining things
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
so the doodle on this shirt looks like Rhys's drawing style, right? am i just imagining things
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love this fic!
Thinking again about our boys sharing a bed after that whole 'can we take it slow' conversation
This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60857908
Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...
#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday
This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60857908
Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...
#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
love this fic!
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Thinking again about our boys sharing a bed after that whole 'can we take it slow' conversation
This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60857908
Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...
#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday
This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60857908
Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...
#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Thinking again about our boys sharing a bed after that whole 'can we take it slow' conversation
This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60857908
Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...
#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday
This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60857908
Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...
#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday
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Fuck yeah, brother. F L Y.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Fuck yeah, brother. F L Y.
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boosting this since things are still tight, but also thank you to those who have helped 🫶
asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is imploding, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/etc 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
boosting this since things are still tight, but also thank you to those who have helped 🫶
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This is happening in just under two hours!
I'm reading from Darkness Most Fowl this Sunday 23rd November 2025 and it's gonna be excellent! Visit my blog post for more info and for links to attend diebooth.wordpress.com/2025/11/18/f...
#booksky #authorsky #virtualevent #freeevent #shortstories
#booksky #authorsky #virtualevent #freeevent #shortstories
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is happening in just under two hours!
In a brief sanity lapse just now I thought about doing a version of the selfie post, and this came up in my phone search for “selfie”. What a handsome bearded boy!! 💛 I’d give Rhys Darby his show back and hire him for lead romantic roles
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In a brief sanity lapse just now I thought about doing a version of the selfie post, and this came up in my phone search for “selfie”. What a handsome bearded boy!! 💛 I’d give Rhys Darby his show back and hire him for lead romantic roles
The tiniest pupils and the plushest fur 💚
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The tiniest pupils and the plushest fur 💚
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