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El Yobo
@elyobo.bsky.social
Software dev. Somewhere on the left. Australian Kiwi. Build more homes.

YIMBY Melbourne and VIC Greens member.

I like to ride my bike: http://strava.com/athletes/elyobo
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Just sayin
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's invitation to Israeli President Isaac Herzog to visit Australia is simply doing wonders for s0CiAL c0HeSi0n.

Just ask ex-Israeli Prime Minister Yair Lapid.
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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asking a kiwi to explain aussie rules football is diabolical, I need this livestreamed
Oh we got into this too. Which should I ask her about? League, Union, sevens, tens, Aussie rules football?
ask her to explain rugby to you 😀
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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Your Bluesky experience will be immensely improved simply by browsing Will Stancil’s replies and blocking everybody being a freak. This takes out like 90 percent of the shittiest people on the site and makes everything better.
February 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.

Great work everyone.
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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The Ankh-Fourpork Pizza (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon) 🍕🍽️🍜
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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There's plenty of data that waymo is safer than average US drivers

But even ignoring that, just think—waymo does 500k trips/week now, if they had were even close to the crash rate of normal drivers they'd be killing a pedestrian like every other week
www.understandingai.org/p/human-driv...
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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My dad used to say if you wanted to really decrease car crashes you'd replace the airbag with a ten-inch spike pointed at the driver's heart
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Of course I think we have plenty of evidence now that the places that are safest to cycle are those without helmet mandates, but policy makers in some countries just aren't clever enough to work out why I guess. 😜
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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This is counter-intuitive:

"It is clear that the benefits of cycling outweigh the risks, with helmet legislation actually costing society more from lost health gains than saved from injury prevention." theconversation.com/ditching-bik...
Ditching bike helmets laws better for health
With epidemics of diabetes and obesity threatening to bankrupt state health budgets, governments need to broaden their strategies to encourage physical activity. Allowing cyclists to ride without a he...
theconversation.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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DOGE with hippie characteristics.
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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As a developer, /this/ is the ticket that it's OK to contact me on out of hours.
Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I hate early morning flights (already en route to the airport).
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Incredibly someone has handed my keys in - they had a tag for my kid’s swimming lessons!
Good ride but managed to lose my keys somewhere along the way. Borrowed a ladder from a neighbour and went over the shed between our houses to get back in but if anyone finds some keys let me know - route below!
February 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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Do not say "POOTUS," come on now. Who came up with that. Very immature
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Lost my keys
Good ride but managed to lose my keys somewhere along the way. Borrowed a ladder from a neighbour and went over the shed between our houses to get back in but if anyone finds some keys let me know - route below!
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Hold up, is the final link of the Upfield to the M80 actually happening?!
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Slept poorly, skipped breakfast, too much coffee… but a nice morning for a ride anyway.
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Mfers be like "hand wash only." Brother, you are going in the Machine.
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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tumblr has discovered will stancil discourse and appears to mostly be on will's side so i think all the people on tumblr with the bad political brainworms are on here now instead
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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I mean this in the spirit of curiosity: why the fuck did the Biden DOJ not release these Epstein files?

Were they just completely asleep at the wheel? Did Trump have the files stashed away in a Maralago bathroom?

Seriously what the fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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british constituencies are basically a series of rectangles because we passed laws against gerrymandering a century or so ago but we must understand that our American cousins are not an advanced democracy
Also: The special election runoff for Congress — Texas-18 — has been called for Christian Menefee. (This is the Dem seat that was held by Sylvester Turner.)

Texas Tribune article: www.texastribune.org/2026/01/31/c...
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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I wake up at 6am

i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive

I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
They finally found a use for NIMBYs.
My friend lives in Roxbury NJ where ICE is trying to buy a warehouse to convert into a detention center and she says they’re trying to fight it. Apparently many of the people fighting are Trump supporters who voted for deportations but are worried the concentration camp will ruin property values.
January 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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My sole sports hot take is there isn't a ballsport that couldn't be improved, from a spectating perspective, by the introduction of an additional ball
January 31, 2026 at 10:25 AM