Emily Reinhardt
@emilyanner.bsky.social
Currently something, was formerly something, former hack, player, hater, hat-maker (does not actually make hats)
I. KNEW. IT.
lol, lmao, lol, lmao
December 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I. KNEW. IT.
Sir, this is a closed Arby's.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sir, this is a closed Arby's.
When they say "talking to each other," they really mean: you haven't changed your mind to agree with me. Talking is happening all the time. No end to the talking in the age of social media.
CNN has a show with a similar line. That the problem with this country is we just aren’t talking to each other.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When they say "talking to each other," they really mean: you haven't changed your mind to agree with me. Talking is happening all the time. No end to the talking in the age of social media.
As someone who grew up among liberal parents in a very conservative place, this rings 100% true. The coastal elites have created straw heroes out of people they would never want to know in real life.
i was especially struck by these paragraphs, which rang very true to me. libs who grew up around conservatives aren't embarrassed to be liberals--or confused about what conservatives want. there's a certain kind of elite media man, on the other hand--
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
As someone who grew up among liberal parents in a very conservative place, this rings 100% true. The coastal elites have created straw heroes out of people they would never want to know in real life.
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When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
Getting caught between the moon and New York City.
But a fun rich New York alcoholic, like Arthur
White House chief of staff Susie Wiles has described teetotal Donald Trump as someone with an “alcoholic’s personality.”
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Getting caught between the moon and New York City.
Ms. Wiles looking for the off-ramp from the rodeo.
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ms. Wiles looking for the off-ramp from the rodeo.
Did the robot write this? Robot, is that you?
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Did the robot write this? Robot, is that you?
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babe im sorry i havent returned your texts theres just a lot going on rn. my relative theodora died and the warrant of trade unexpectedly passed to me. ive been running around like crazy trying to purge heretic cults from the koronus expanse and my colony worlds are all falling to the ruinous powers
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
babe im sorry i havent returned your texts theres just a lot going on rn. my relative theodora died and the warrant of trade unexpectedly passed to me. ive been running around like crazy trying to purge heretic cults from the koronus expanse and my colony worlds are all falling to the ruinous powers
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I thought of a couple C- jokes for this but the overwhelming feeling is just how sad some peoples lives are. We live in a world full of wonders and amazing experiences and this is all some people have, this is what they think life is. They have a profound emptiness.
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I thought of a couple C- jokes for this but the overwhelming feeling is just how sad some peoples lives are. We live in a world full of wonders and amazing experiences and this is all some people have, this is what they think life is. They have a profound emptiness.
A little on the nose…
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A little on the nose…
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
You guys were great in Chicago! Such a fun Christmas show.
Thank you to @aimeemann.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social for bringing me on tour and letting me say things like “After this, Ted has to go perform with Bawitdoowop, his Motown-style musical tribute to Kid Rock” onstage. The best and most fun Christmas shows I’ve ever been a part of!
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You guys were great in Chicago! Such a fun Christmas show.
We all have limited time on earth, and I will not be wasting mine at the Nazi Bar.
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We all have limited time on earth, and I will not be wasting mine at the Nazi Bar.
I'm in Chicago; there will literally be dancing in the streets WIH.
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm in Chicago; there will literally be dancing in the streets WIH.
Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Have some integrity and drop the hero worship.
Noam Chomsky’s emails to Jeffrey Epstein display none of the fawning chatter found from, say, Larry Summers. And he does not appear to have been co-opted by whatever access Epstein provided.
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
What the Noam Chomsky–Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Tell Us
Chomsky has often suffered fools, knaves, and criminals too lightly. Epstein was one of them. But that doesn’t mean Chomsky was part of the “Epstein class.”
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Have some integrity and drop the hero worship.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
fuuuuucckkkk
And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
fuuuuucckkkk
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When he dies, we Hatshepsut his ass.
It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
If He Builds It, Tear It Down
Pendulums must swing.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When he dies, we Hatshepsut his ass.
Endless podcast ads for better help, and these people still won't just go to therapy instead.
Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Endless podcast ads for better help, and these people still won't just go to therapy instead.
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The ideal marriage for these freaks could be described as NPC marriage: He accrues the status, agency, power of his place in the family hierarchy, and the others (wives, children) are empty vessels for his desires.
The right's definition of marriage "insists that a patriarchal structure, strict heterosexuality, and right-wing Christian principles are inalienable parts of that institution. Anyone who cannot conform to this sort of marriage is unworthy of marriage in the first place"
Marriage, Misogyny, and the Pursuit of Happiness: The Right Is Offering A Morally Barren Vision of The Family
Liberals cannot allow the right to monopolize the discourse on virtue and the good life or they will cede space to their rigid and hierarchical visions.
www.liberalcurrents.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The ideal marriage for these freaks could be described as NPC marriage: He accrues the status, agency, power of his place in the family hierarchy, and the others (wives, children) are empty vessels for his desires.
An Atlantic Story that says the left needs to ignore racism?
a man is sitting in a car with a group of women and says `` that 's bait . ''
ALT: a man is sitting in a car with a group of women and says `` that 's bait . ''
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
An Atlantic Story that says the left needs to ignore racism?
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Oh my god, it actually happened...
Austin Dirks was on a solo hike in Arches National Park when he got stuck in quicksand. Emergency responders rescued him after he sent an SOS message using a satellite device. nyti.ms/4pv6Htn
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh my god, it actually happened...