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Emily Will Gotobed

@emilygtb.bsky.social

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Generally likes and does improv and comedy. Also Maths, that's cool too. Somewhere between agender and trans, any pronouns. Still asexual, that's been constant.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · Nov 7

It wants to be like them.

A tractor in a living room and a hanging portrait of a protractor.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2h

Polite Red Riding Hood:

Charlie McCabe @pairedfluorescent.bsky.social · 2h

Are you aware of what nice hands you have?

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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 12h

Meanwhile….

I RECENTLY fell over whilst wearing a loose-fitting dressing gown, and an aubergine somehow became lodged in my bottom. On my medical notes, the A&E nurse recorded it as a "foreign object inserted in the rectum". I was incensed, as it was a British-grown aubergine, and I am a member of the Reform Party for God's sake! I put my foot through her clipboard and sent Keir Starmer the bill.
Terry Farricker, Blackpool

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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 14h

Sunday

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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 9h

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Watson are reaching toward their cameras, as though offering a virtual hug. Horne says "I'm offering him a little cuddle."

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 8h

There was a heck of a lot of people, too, which is very exciting.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 8h

I love the first improv session of the year. It's like meeting the new cast for Series 3 of my life.

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David Strathdee @davidstrathdee.bsky.social · 12h

Why didn't Davros just eat an apple a day

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 12h

I just read the Citation Needed article to see if I could find a trope from it, good stuff.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 12h

Forgot how great TV Tropes is. Might spend this afternoon just looking at that for a while.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 1d

You get it.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2d

For sale: Baby. Shoes never worn. Somebody buy my shoeless baby. His feet are fucking disgusting.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

Other car implies at least one more number plate, so worth looking into it.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

Check the boot first, surely?

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

passed a car with the personalised number plate HO57 AGE which may be the wildest one I've ever seen. Someone check that guy's basement pronto.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

It's an incredible episode.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

Or a week 4 Apprentice contestant.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

Significantly better than just getting a list of 5 names every series.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

I sometimes randomly remember that I've seen the first 2 episodes of TM21 and get excited about the fact that happened again.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2d

I enjoyed that Ed Gamble post-TV discussion podcast that was released last night at 10pm. No, the other one.

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

What, the one about the show where people open instructions on folded paper sealed with wax?

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

I got suggested the page "r/recruitment" on Reddit and I would like to apologise to all of you for whatever I did that caused the algorithm to perceive me that way.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

It's the sort of dialogue you'd hear in a workplace sitcom from a guy who's second in command that doesn't really deserve to be there but he's not that harmful and he's trying his best.

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 2d

I've just heard someone say 'so you're basically killing two birds for the price of one'.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

They generally don't genuinely mean the same thing.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, I've been waiting to see *this* Maisie Adam.