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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10h

I'LL BET I KNOW WHY DING-DONG DONNY DEMENTO WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIS COGNITIVE TEST: IT'S BECAUSE HE FAILED IT. HE SCREWED THE POOCH. YOU JUST KNOW HE FUCKED IT UP ROYALLY. I EXPLORE THIS IN A VERY TREMENDOUS POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANKS FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ohUSGz

by the way, I have a theory about why Donny keeps yammering about how Crockett or AOC couldn’t pass the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. remember: with Donny, every accusation is a confession.

President Pudding Cup failed the fucking thing, didn’t he. they asked him to remember five random words, and he couldn’t. his drawing of a clock looked like a monkey fucking a coconut. he failed, and he knows it, and that why he has to keep talking about how hard it is — to convince himself that nobody could have passed it.

and, as always, none of this is normal — and all of it is embarrassing.

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 6h

Judge Dredd (1995): Mega-City One vehicle, art by Julian Caldow

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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 6h

Reporters must stop accepting this. Options:

-Laughing at him. Long and hard (combine with others)
-"It's your job to be informed"
-"How can Americans take you seriously when you always claim ignorance?"
-"I've never heard a speaker claim ignorance so often"
-"Nancy Pelosi knew what was happening"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?

MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 6h

Please give to my friend Tasneem so she can feed her family. Like many of the very real Gaza civilians here, her Bluesky accounts are constantly deleted. She relies on our direct donations.

And find and help others if you can. We’re their only voice and means of survival. ❤️ 🙏

tinyurl.com/Tasneemo

An image of Tasneem and her family with the words: "I'm Tasneem, a mother of three children. I used to live a simple life, full of love despite its simplicity - but everything changed on October 7. Our home was completely destroyed, we've been displaced more than 15 times, and now we live in daily hell. My only dream is to secure a safe life for my children outside of Gaza. Any support - even just €5 - could change their future and give them a sense of safety. Help us build a new hope for them. ❤️"

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NewsomeBurt @enewsome.bsky.social · 7h

I was explaining to a fellow adult why I learned to have a crush on more than 1 guy in high school. If 1 guy bails? You want to diversify your interests. Even though #ROI on any of them did not yield much profit. I want to buy stocks doing better than an insecure hot guy obsessed with his height.

a woman sitting at a table with the words this is serious i almost gagged

ALT: a woman sitting at a table with the words this is serious i almost gagged

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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America @egoode.bsky.social · 10h

We need a "Berenstain Bears learn all republicans are racist assholes" book.

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Moban @mcmathketball.bsky.social · 10h

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jmdswim.bsky.social @jmdswim.bsky.social · 10h

So my vietnamese neighbors who have lived in their house longer than I have lived in mine can be righteously upset because I don’t speak their language. Cool, cool.

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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 10h

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NewsomeBurt @enewsome.bsky.social · 7h

But has he never met his wife’s parents?

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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social · 11h

Worth noting that Vance’s people descending on midwestern cities like Cincinnati looking for work in the first half of the 20th century also caused tensions. They were white, they spoke English, they just spoke English in a different accent.

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Kit Connolly @kitforkat.com · 9h

As a kid in a conservative (political) Christian household in the 90s, I wasn’t allowed to read or watch media where the father was stupid or the kid disobeyed him and got away with it. Bernstein Bears, Matilda, and The Little Mermaid for example

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 11h

Sort of incredible that we live in a world where the vice president of the United States is just spewing the sort of horseshit that literal children are traditionally taught is wrong

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 7h

Please rethink this

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24d

They should create a living man out of the body parts of various corpses

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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 7h

Because we don't have enough Hitler Youth. Ron DeSantis announced a partnership with Turning Point USA to ensure high school students in Florida start campus chapters of the conservative youth organization, founded by political commentator Charlie Kirk

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

John Thune auditions for a Daytime Emmy

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Republicans are taking a short break from cutting billions of dollars from the SNAP budget to pretend they care about Americans going hungry

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 7h

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 7h

Please keep the people of Jamaica in your thoughts and hearts today. And may the world come together in this moment of devastation to come to their aid.

A tweet from Andrew Holness, Prime Minister of Jamaica, says: “Our country has been ravaged by Hurricane Melissa but we will rebuild and we will do so even better than before.”
He addresses Jamaicans directly, encouraging hope and promising rapid mobilization for relief and recovery efforts.
Below the text is a CNN/Today broadcast screenshot showing Holness speaking remotely with “Tracking Hurricane Melissa” and “Breaking News” banners on screen.

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 7h

I've protested ICE at the Broadview facility while Kat Abughazalah protested, as did literally hundreds, if not thousands of more peaceful protestors.

To charge Kat with federal conspiracy, which carries up to 6 years in prison, for PEACEFULLY PROTESTING is an absurdly reckless attack on the 1A.

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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 7h

This article seems very timely given the rise of Grokipedia

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

New in PN: The triumph of bullshit

"We’re a long way from 'covfefe' and tumescent hurricanes Sharpied on a weather map. This is an era of lies as policy, where government priorities are based on right-wing conspiracy theories and fear-mongering."

The triumph of bullshit

Internet conspiracy theories are now official government policy.

www.publicnotice.co

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Neguse: "Does anyone here not believe that with one phone call from Speaker Johnson -- one phone call to the president or the secretary of ag -- that those funds would be released tomorrow? And that families wouldn't go starving by the weekend?"

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 7h

BREAKING: Sean Greyson, a 30 year old white male police officer, has been convicted of second-degree murder for the cold blooded murder of Sonya Massey, an unarmed Black woman who dialed 911 for help.

Sentencing is scheduled for Jan 29, 2026.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

John Kennedy on Republican healthcare ideas: "Bringing back high risk pools, which have been outlawed under the ACA."

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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

Video: buff.ly/YoDhy2N

xcancel.com

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